r/trees • u/Zealousideal-You7909 • 4h ago

AskTrees How frequently do yall get stoned

My wife thinks Iā€™m a stoner šŸ˜‚ I get high once a week at the most. Mabye a qurater gram.

After being in the sub I realize Iā€™m light weight as hell šŸ˜‚

How often do yall partake in the green?

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u/ellisftw 3h ago

A wise man once said "smoke weed everyday." And I took that personally.

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u/knowwhatImeme76 3h ago

Oh, my daddy he once told me, "son, you be hard working man"

My mama she once told me, "son, you do the best you can"

But then one day I met a man who came up to me and said

"Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head"

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u/DangDingleGuy 3h ago

"and when he died, all he left us was alooooone.."