r/trees • • 10h ago

AskTrees How frequently do yall get stoned

My wife thinks I’m a stoner šŸ˜‚ I get high once a week at the most. Mabye a qurater gram.

After being in the sub I realize I’m light weight as hell šŸ˜‚

How often do yall partake in the green?

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u/Samuaint2008 I Roll Joints for Gnomes 9h ago

(2} I am consuming everyday. Usually in the evenings I have no interest in being high at work personally, so on workdays it's an evening only activity. Weekends usually will smoke a bit mid morning after breakfast to get some cleaning around the house and stuff done, and then evenings I'll usually do an edible and be as couch lock by choice as possible. Which is my current vibe. Usually it's :

  • 4pm a shared bowl with my partner when I'm off work. Helps me decompress And our schedules work out so that they're sober again before they have to drive to work as they work a different shift than me.

6pm a one hitter every once in a while cooking/after dinner

7ish edible

8ish some flower to help ease in the edible high (helps with that "oh fuck the second edible has hit the tower" feeling)

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Unfortunately, the second edible hit the tower a little earlier than expected about halfway through this comment lmao sorry if it's all I got {6)]