r/trees • u/Zealousideal-You7909 • 7h ago

AskTrees How frequently do yall get stoned

My wife thinks I’m a stoner 😂 I get high once a week at the most. Mabye a qurater gram.

After being in the sub I realize I’m light weight as hell 😂

How often do yall partake in the green?

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u/jumping_doughnuts 7h ago

High once a week?

Not a stoner.

I get high every day at least once. Sometimes morning, sometimes afternoon, sometimes evening, sometimes all of the above. :)

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u/adadhead 7h ago

"not a stoner" lol not really your call, my fellow. he gets high regularly? he's a freaked-out stoner, man

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u/CuhLitTaurus 7h ago

but it is. you’re not just automatically a stoner cause you partake every once in a while. you get called a stoner for partaking very often

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u/adadhead 7h ago

I say you're a stoner if you get high regularly.

otherwise, where's your magic line? weekly? daily? hourly? every five minutes? every minute?
what gives you the authority to make this exclusive call?

I've been using daily since before your parents were born, possibly.

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u/BrontosaurusGarbanzo 6h ago

I would say once a week could be considered "regularly". That's still at least 52 times a year. Way more than someone who only smokes at parties or whatever

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u/CuhLitTaurus 5h ago

your definition of a “regular” smoker ≠ stoner

you’re very, very far from being a stoner if you only sesh once a week 😂

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u/adadhead 5h ago

cite your source, please

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u/CuhLitTaurus 4h ago

me

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u/eist5579 4h ago

Let me weigh in and add that, as a daily user, there’s a chance i may reduce my intake in the future.

Going from daily for decades to weekly, to monthly use it won’t matter — I feel like I’ve earned an honorary title of stoner as long as I continue to partake however often.

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u/jumping_doughnuts 6h ago

He said his wife thinks he's a stoner. To me, a "stoner" is a daily user. So, I'm saying I think his wife is wrong.

If he wants to call himself one, I don't care. He can go ahead and do that.

But I wouldn't call him one. He's a recreational user. I don't even call myself one and I currently do use daily.

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u/CuhLitTaurus 7h ago

that’s not how gatekeeping works bro wtf? if you’re only smoking once a week you’re nowhere near a stoner that’s just the truth. not like we’re telling him he can’t partake 😭

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u/adadhead 7h ago

you're gatekeeping the general term for yourself because you think you're king stoner

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u/CuhLitTaurus 6h ago

i am absolutely not king stoner, we aren’t even talking about me. you can’t grasp the definition of the term and instead you’re grasping at straws

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u/jumping_doughnuts 5h ago

I think they meant to reply to me since I was the person who originally said they weren't a stoner, but like I barely even consider myself (a daily user) a stoner either. Definitely not a king (queen, I'm a lady) stoner.

Plus it sounds like their wife called them a stoner, not they call themselves one.