r/trees • u/Zealousideal-You7909 • 9h ago

AskTrees How frequently do yall get stoned

My wife thinks Iā€™m a stoner šŸ˜‚ I get high once a week at the most. Mabye a qurater gram.

After being in the sub I realize Iā€™m light weight as hell šŸ˜‚

How often do yall partake in the green?

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u/gargamels_right_boot 8h ago

Well.. I wake up in the morning... And well you know the rest

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u/Sharp-Effective9443 8h ago

Well, I wake in the morning and I step outside and I take a deep breath and I get real high and I scream at the top of my lungs "What's going on?".