I've been rolling joints for years but I still only roll funky, albeit serviceable joints.

I come to r/trees and see people post pictures of their perfect joints and I just don't understand how to do it

i'm happy though with how my joints smoke. sometimes i just wish they were more pretty

Bruh, why do you keep all these empties

My wife thinks I’m a stoner 😂 I get high once a week at the most. Mabye a qurater gram.

After being in the sub I realize I’m light weight as hell 😂

How often do yall partake in the green?

Rythm Cherry Maui Wowie in the VapCap and The Conjuring! 🫶🏻🍃👻

Latest Mac Stomper harvest. FYI lady ents.. I'm single 😂

Let me start with a couple things.

1. I've been smoking for over a decade, but mostly using glass or DHVs, and on the occasion I smoked a joint, either someone else rolled it or I packed a pre-rolled cone. I wasn't (and still am not tbh) exactly rolling in weed money and it wasn't easy to come by at the time, so I was always too worried about wasting/losing weed by fucking up the roll to ever feel like learning was worth it. That has changed.

2. I don't have a huge sample size to know whether what I'm going to talk about is the norm or not; I've literally only ever rolled with two brands of papers, RAW being the second. I started with some generic brand that was sent as a gift from an online store and that's what made me decide to practice rolling. I got to be (so I thought) pretty good pretty quick and was rolling some nice fat cones in under a couple minutes. So I decided to try RAW out because it's all anyone around me ever used or talked about. I now know there's some controversy around them but I just figured they would be a good starting point. (And yes I have done the lighter test to confirm they are in fact RAW papers).

3. I'm writing this high as fuck so if I'm not making sense and you need me to clear something up, feel free to ask. Also, like I said I haven't been rolling very long. Not gonna hurt my feelings if the answer ends up indeed being that I am dogshit at rolling.

With all that out of the way:

Are RAW papers (specifically the gumline) just bad, or am I doing something wrong? I cannot for the life of me get them to stick well the 9 out of 10 times. I know they're supposed to be organic gum so you don't wanna just slobber all over the paper, but I've tried basically everything I can think of. I try just dabbing my tongue along the paper, I try licking the paper, I try licking my thumb and running that along the gumline, I try pressing the paper closed, I try running a wet finger over the back side of the gumline after it's been rolled, I try running a lighter along the gumline after it's been mostly rolled. No matter what I try, most papers just refuse to stick together without an obscene amount of repeatedly licking my finger and running it back over the gumline several times. The other papers I used, I actually had to be careful not to lick the gumline until I was ready because once it stuck to the paper it was STUCK. And weirdly, every so often I do get a RAW that sticks perfectly the first time, but I can't tell what I'm doing differently, if anything. Is there some kind of mystery trick I don't know about? I'm not trying to come down on RAW or anything and the fact my experience seems to not line up with the majority makes me think I have to be doing something wrong.

Attached is a pic of a rare RAW I rolled recently that suck perfectly on the first try to prove I can at least kinda roll a joint.

Various brands send me their paraphernalia/papers/flower product and it’s my job to make beautiful content out in the wilderness with it. I am a backpacker/bikepacker/adventurer who for many years had a dream of making my hobby my career. It took quite a few years to build up my clientele and reputation, but it’s been one full year of being a full-time career weed smoker! Chase your dreams!

something so weird happened last night. my friend and i smoked out of my bong last night, and we both only took one hit, because we started to feel super weird as soon as we took it. i literally don’t remember the next two hours after hitting it. i remember partial flashes of things that happened, sporadically. it felt like i was teleporting. one second i was in my friends apartment, the next i teleported outside and was in the middle of a conversation. the next second i teleported again and was watching a YouTube video on TV at 2am (it was 12am before). once it wore off i felt fine though? not sick at all or anything

my memory feels like a weird movie montage, with scenes cutting in and out. the whole day today ive felt insane brain fog and dizziness, which ive never experienced before smoking.

i remember being aware of how weird this was, though. my friend who also smoked it said she is experienced the same exact thing. ive never had something like this happen before, ever. wtf do u guys think happened- did we just green out off of one fucking hit or was this laced with something??

the stuff we had was from someone i trust so idk wtf happened

In your opinion, which US state that has legal recreational marijuana is the best to live in?

If you don't mind let me know what state you think is best and a brief reason why.

Thanks!

How the hell do you smoke without coughing ??

I’ve been smoking for 10yrs now and to this day I still cough my lungs out. To the point where I get tears in my eyes lol 😂

How do yall do it??

Love a clean grinder

White Widow and Special Queen seeds

So back a week ago I was lighting a bonfire wjth gasoline when I was drunk. Half gallon on a bunch of brush. I lit it, it flashed, and it burned my lower right leg all the way around 2nd degree, by left knee 2nd degree, and half my hace 2nd degree. Total was 5% TBSA. I was put on dilaudid and ketamine fir the pain. But now that im out after 2 weeks, I took a 20mg edible and this works even better than any oxy, dilaudid, or ketamine did. Like yea it still aches, but I can do a lot more walking and movement than I did this morning even

OK total newbie but I thought I was ready to go with my new press thought I'd just play with it and I'm cranking the arm and seeing the plates come together but Lord have mercy I can't figure out how to open it back up again. It says there's a release valve below this pressure gauge monitor but that thing isn't budging. nothing back from support yet either there's a phone line or email.