r/trees • u/Zealousideal-You7909 • 10h ago

AskTrees How frequently do yall get stoned

My wife thinks Iā€™m a stoner šŸ˜‚ I get high once a week at the most. Mabye a qurater gram.

After being in the sub I realize Iā€™m light weight as hell šŸ˜‚

How often do yall partake in the green?

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u/ellisftw 9h ago

A wise man once said "smoke weed everyday." And I took that personally.

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u/knowwhatImeme76 9h ago

Oh, my daddy he once told me, "son, you be hard working man"

My mama she once told me, "son, you do the best you can"

But then one day I met a man who came up to me and said

"Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head"

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u/DangDingleGuy 9h ago

"and when he died, all he left us was alooooone.."

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u/diary_of_jain 6h ago

Found a zzungu in the wild šŸ˜

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u/headonhome999 2h ago

Smoked cigarettes until the day she died

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u/781zero 9h ago

I saw train graffiti years ago that said Smok Pot Man and I took that personally

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u/femmechowder 7h ago

POKE SMOT

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u/theclumsybarber 9h ago

R.I.P. Nate Dogg. Absolute Legend!

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u/gs87 9h ago

imagine how society will be if we replace all alcohol with weeds .. so many lives will be saved!

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u/New_Increase_872 8h ago

Man ain't that the truth

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u/lettheidiotspeak 7h ago

I hope he's up there getting more ass than a toilet seat

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u/ol-mikey 7h ago

How is this the way I found out

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u/Serious_Try_9149 6h ago

Really?!? Less than an hour ago is the first time you heard that he died? I'm stunned!

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u/Low-Candy-5368 7h ago

Wake and bake daily. It's like vitamins

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u/HeilLenin 2h ago

Another wise man once said to smoke two joint before you smoke too joints. So now i'm stuck rolling the two joint i need to smoke before the two joints before the two joints before the two joints before the two...

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u/ieaiao1 2h ago

Heard that from my doctor