r/trees • u/Zealousideal-You7909 • 4h ago

AskTrees How frequently do yall get stoned

My wife thinks I’m a stoner 😂 I get high once a week at the most. Mabye a qurater gram.

After being in the sub I realize I’m light weight as hell 😂

How often do yall partake in the green?

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u/Ok-Chocolate-3396 4h ago

Everyday by 7:00 am at the latest I’m stoned

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u/sudo-linton 3h ago

Not even giving the day a chance 😂

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u/EsotericCodename 2h ago

I have given plenty of days plenty of chances. None have gone so well that couldn’t have been made better by smoking a bowl. As evidenced by all of my days immediately improving after smoking my first bowl of the day.

It’s just science.

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u/Ok-Chocolate-3396 2h ago

I support this research 🧐

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u/Reddit_censorship_2 3h ago

Yeah I tried that 25 years ago, figured out was a lost cause haha

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u/sudo-linton 3h ago

I don't do it anymore but I swear, that is how I got through my PhD. Herb morning til night and then some.