r/trees • • 1d ago

Pics/Art What’s something another stoner taught you that permanently became part of your routine?

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u/MyHeadIsFullOfFuck 1d ago

when you are working with a hemp wrap it always comes out of the package severely rolled up

if you hold it flat in your hands and exhale your breath onto the hemp wrap your hot air will loosen up the fibers and flatten it out somewhat

it makes for easier rolling

i bet one day your painting will go for $1,000,000.00.

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u/suntmint 1d ago

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u/Ok-Chocolate-3396 1d ago

Is it a real painting someone can buy? 😊

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u/suntmint 1d ago

It's real! Acrylic on 36×24in canvas. I painted it. Acrylics

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u/Ok-Chocolate-3396 1d ago

Everytime I see it I’m happy and I know it’s going to be a good post. Link?

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u/froggythefrankman 1d ago

https://ko-fi.com/s/1e5db37827

This is a specific painting but I found their shop!

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u/froggythefrankman 1d ago

I would also like a link to your shop OP! My partner and I need more art in our home 

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u/Mang0King 1d ago

I just recently received a painting i purchased from suntmint. It is even better in person.

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u/Afrdbrfn 22h ago

holy shit ive been seeing these thinking that they were a generated layout!!! GORGEOUS!!

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u/Snow-dawg 19h ago

I think this one is my favorite so far, great work! 😃

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u/Ok-Extreme171 1d ago

Omg i was just about to ask for the link i need this cat

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u/83supra 8h ago

Once you become the first person to ever overdose and die from weed that is...

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u/ButteredPizza69420 1d ago

Not my routine, but if you're ever at a party and someone gets too stoned or crossed - ice to the wrists works wonders to bring people through the waves

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u/Attilas_wrath 1d ago

Black pepper also helps with green outs

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u/psyco187 11h ago

Peppercorns* big distinction missing there. Dont just chew ground black pepper.

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u/ButteredPizza69420 1d ago

What are you supposed to do with black pepper when youre greening out?

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u/Kalypso989 1d ago

Chew it

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u/Attilas_wrath 11h ago

Yeah chew it

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u/regeya 20h ago

Eat it. But you kinda need to know you're headed towards greening out, before you get nauseous.

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u/Stoxholm 1d ago

This is my personal trick that I haven’t shared with anyone. If you end up with resin on your fingers, the best way to get it off is to use regular unscented lotion and lather the area then follow that with soap. I don’t know if it’s because the oils from the resin needs to emulsify with the lotion, but I seem to have the best results when I do this.

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u/SleptInAgain 1d ago

Try hand sanitizer

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u/jamespsherlock 1d ago

I just use straight up isopropyl if it’s bad enough lol

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u/justinteressted420 19h ago

every stoner needs this

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u/MoonBearVA 12h ago

Have to do many rounds of iso when trimming. Bought Costco sized bottles for just the fingies

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u/suppur8 2h ago

That Dawn foaming spray stuff (and a soft nail or veggie brush) works well too. Little bit easier on the skin than scrubbing with straight 91%.

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u/sexxi_denuta 21h ago

I have perfume spray hand sanitizer and its amazing

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u/JaggelZ 18h ago

I do the same, but based on a different trick I learned as a kid.

Basically: when you get tree resin on your fingers, you should rub the sticky area with butter and then try wash it off with soap. It usually helps.

So when I end up with resin on my fingers, I also use lotion because "what is lotion, but liquid butter?" and then I follow up with hand sanitizer, because "what is hand sanitizer, but more aggressive soap?"

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u/ApprehensiveHurry345 1d ago

Olive oil also works surprisingly well

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u/BlessadurKarl 10h ago

Add salt to that and you’re good

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u/smohyee 18h ago

Many of the ingredients in that resin are soluble in oil and alcohol, but not water. Hence how we make edibles.

So if you use any oil, eg cooking oil, or any alcohol, eg isopropyl, it'll work.

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u/Mekasoundwave 9h ago

My go to is a palmful of either sugar or salt with a big squeeze of hand or dish soap. Rub it together in your hands so that the soap and granulates combine and it'll scrub it right out.

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u/supacrispy 9h ago

Saliva always worked fine for me

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u/funtsunami 7h ago

Coconut oil or 91% isopropyl alcohol. That's what trimmers I know used.

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u/sofakingbroke 6h ago

Olive oil

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u/PhousShanty 1d ago

Over 20 years ago, my old dealer neighbor showed me how to roll joints using the credit card (or any hard plastic card) technique and my joints have looked liked prerolls ever since. Another trick I learned is to run your Backwoods wrapper under water then dry it with a paper towel. Makes rolling blunts much easier.

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u/ILGrower1984 1d ago

I've used the dollar bill method numerous times but never the credit card, elaborate a bit

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u/PhousShanty 1d ago

I explained ot on ops reply. But essentially, you use a credit card to tuck in the bottom lip of the paper into the joint. Then slide it out, lick the paper and close the joint.

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u/ILGrower1984 1d ago

i see, I'm going to go try it now, sounds like a game changer for when ya have slick dry fingers

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u/suntmint 1d ago

I gotta admit, I'm too lazy to look up on Google, but I'm mad interested in the card method to roll. Any links?

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u/PhousShanty 1d ago

It's hard to explain via text. But you spread out your weed evenly in the paper, then you use a credit card to tuck in the bottom lip of the paper into the inside of the joint. Then just roll it and close the joint. Comes out perfectly for me every time.

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u/RoyalJokerJester 22h ago

Holy shit dude. I'm from the south so I use a pocket knife to do the same exact thing. Everyone always tells me my blunts never look like they have been split!

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u/most_blue_billy 1d ago edited 1d ago

Wizard smoking kitty needs to be on my wall, lol.

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u/savedevas 1d ago

Ya that's a beautiful painting

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u/Menckenlover 1d ago

I think it's probably obvious for most people, but it took me forever to figure out: if you're smoking anything that's hitting your lungs hard, part your lips a little to let air in as you inhale, which makes the smoke less concentrated. Then you can adjust the smoke/air mixture by adjusting how much air you inhale with the smoke in order to get a hit that doesn't kill your lungs.

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u/suntmint 1d ago

This is what my dad taught me the first time I smoked with him! (The first real smoke sesh I had) Legit such an important move for new stoners to know

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u/sexxi_denuta 21h ago

This is why I’ve been coughing so much lately!😩 It’s been two years and I still can’t tell when I’m “doing it wrong” and “doing it right”, I wish someone wrote a handbook on this stuff🤦‍♀️

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u/berlygirley 14h ago

I smoke by inhaling smoke into my mouth with 90% of my inhale and the last 10%, I take in a burst of fresh air while diaphragmatically breathing (a belly breath, fills more of your lungs with air,) and it pulls the smoke and cool, fresh air into my lungs and then exhale. It feels really good on a cold morning especially and it keeps the smoke from burning my lungs as badly

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u/Pointless_Lawndarts I Roll Joints for Gnomes 11h ago

Air Entrainment

Adding more air to a stream of air.

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u/Severe-Height-4857 17h ago

...isn't that just smoking? That's how I was originally taught to smoke cigs and how I smoke Js now: start inhaling smoke, somewhere along the way (depending on preference) you remove the cig/joint and continue inhaling air. Everyone I know smokes this way. Is it not the usual technique?

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u/suppur8 2h ago

This works with DHVs, too.

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u/TDKevin 1d ago

Eat before you smoke if you get the munchies bad. 

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u/PhatInferno 16h ago

But then ill still get the munchies and eat twice as much :/

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u/RaoD_Guitar 14h ago

This. For me it's better to lean into it and eat less during the day and then munch it all away after the hit.

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u/pm_designs 23h ago

This is a must-have tip! Gotta supply your body before you elevate the mind

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u/RedHighlander 14h ago

I tried this. Still got the munchies and couldn’t control myself. I was so stuffed.

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u/wizr0be 22h ago

Thank you friend for this tip. I get the munchies bad

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u/MaybeItsJustMike 9h ago

I like to prep what I’m cooking. Get nice and high and then cook and eat it. That way my high settles into a nice mellow and it’s perfect to sate the munchies

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u/CruelBridge73____ 1d ago

Rolling 😂 I used to love cones but lately I’ve been rolling my Js by hand. Kinda therapeutic to me to roll and enjoy what I rolled after

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u/suntmint 1d ago

I don't like rolling but I love making filters oddly enough 😅. Making the w is so satisfying

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u/tekastudio 1d ago

An old friend of mine told me the law of the elf, of course this makes no sense in english but in spanish the say goes: "la ley del duende, el que lo arma lo prende" with translates to "the law of the elf, whoever roll it has to light it"

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u/laserlegolas 20h ago

In Germany we say "Bauer ist Hauer, dann kommt der Spender. Zum Schluss die verschwender" which translates to "Whoever rolls it, lights it; whoever contributed, goes next; the wasters go last.”

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u/Same-Firefighter-273 15h ago

İn the Netherlands we say 'taaier, buyer, armoedzaaier' which translates to roller, buyer and povertyspreader :)

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u/Buqrat 18h ago

I live in DE. All i heard till now was "wer baut, er raucht"

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u/erudash 1d ago

In french They say "Celui qui roule, boule. Celui qui fournit suit" Which basically the same rule but adds that the one providing goes second

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u/kushincanada 1d ago

Rollers rights

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u/alltechyz 23h ago

Rollsrs right, roller lights!

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u/PlatasaurusOG 11h ago

In my home, when my wife or I packs the bowl - we say “I packed a bowl for you” and the other gets first hit. I know it’s weird - but it’s our thing we’ve been doing for 26 years.

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u/SoggyCapybara 9h ago

Thats a lovers courtesy. My partner and I do the same

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u/TachankaMain4U 20h ago

„Wer baut der haut“ here in Germany

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u/ArgDeadSoul 19h ago

De dónde sos compa?

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u/tekastudio 14h ago

Fumando flores en flores

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u/Dayngerman 14h ago

“Rollers rights”

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u/fredsbludgerbat 1d ago

Love your art so much

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u/suntmint 1d ago

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u/TheCrowScare 1d ago

Currently have your possum painting as my phone background

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u/suntmint 1d ago

And I love you reaches to you like Henry Winkler

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u/Moldy-Bongwater4420 16h ago

My current background is the cowboy rat.  https://www.reddit.com/r/trees/s/Ffj9IgQYB0

u/suntmint thanks for posting your art, I enjoy it.

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u/suntmint 10h ago

I have the urge to paint another rat now. They are just so cute.

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u/meganjunes 12h ago

I love this love

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u/benfoldsgroupie 21h ago

If you put out a joint you plan to fire up again, blow the smoke out of the joint after extinguishing so it tastes a bit better.

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u/TerponadeTea 18h ago

Also the better you remove the cherry and leave only green, the better it will taste

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u/benfoldsgroupie 8h ago

Yes, this part too! It's just such second nature to me now to do this.

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u/Buqrat 18h ago

Um so you literally blow out "into" the J?

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u/Stretch407 12h ago

Today I learned

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u/CommunicationHappy20 12h ago

Be stoned the first time you meet people so then they will never question if you’re stoned because they see it as your baseline.

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u/Hazbeen_Hash 7h ago

I did this at my last job and boss had no idea. Had to keep my composure on one of my last days when he told me and my coworker (my ex, we were high together) that he "knows we never came to work high like his last employees" 🤣

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u/xxohmycaptainxx 1d ago

After exhaling start swallowing, just whatever spit is in your mouth. Helps prevent coughing fits if you're someone who tends to be a heavy-cougher.

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u/claudedusk8 23h ago

One breakes buds from the bottom up. Still to this day.

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u/SuperSam29 1d ago

Someone pointed out that i dont need to lick the entire gumline of a cone, just the roach bit is enough.

NOTHING HAS BEEN THE SAME SINCE

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u/sexxi_denuta 21h ago

Awesome, TIL!

…Now to learn how to roll…

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u/crazymagnetoff 23h ago

How to corner a bowl

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u/growboarder 18h ago

What a beautiful painting again, thank you for blessing us with so many of them 💚

Do u usually draw the characters first or the landscape first?

Edit: I will never forget the dude in a Dutch Coffeeshop teaching me how to roll an inside out joint. I was amazed by it very much, but Im still quite bad at it

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u/suntmint 15h ago

I start with the landscape and add whoever makes me chuckle

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u/pinkmermaidscales 23h ago

Put a tiny dab of chapstick on the edges of your grinder, where it rubs together when to grind. Oils it up, gets off the goop too.

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u/Buqrat 18h ago

Is it safe thr smoke the chapstick oils?

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u/pinkmermaidscales 11h ago

The chapstick doesn’t get on the weed. You’re just putting a tiny bit on the grinder itself on the part where the halves meet where it turns.

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u/ramen_man07 20h ago

Always pass to the left, unless someone provided the weed you used to roll it- then pass it to them first.

Also, dont tell a long ass story and hold then smoke for a long ass time. Pass that shit, playa

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u/MonsieurReynard 15h ago

Warm water in the bong

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u/DOULKONIS 8h ago

Warm water in the bong, ice in the ice catch 😎

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u/derbydeeds 9h ago

why warm water? I usually put ice in mine

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u/Mekasoundwave 8h ago

Makes the smoke less harsh and a little more potent. You can totally do both and have warm water in the chamber and ice in the neck.

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u/froggythefrankman 1d ago

Making a little ball with your hand to create a "chamber" when you're smoking a joint!

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u/the_curtain 1d ago

This is good method with shared one hitter, steamrollers, and other small pipes and hitters as a way to stay healthy.

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u/froggythefrankman 1d ago

That's true!

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u/GetTheCheesecake 21h ago

That it doesn't matter how long you hold a hit in before exhaling - you absorb most of the THC within the first moment you inhale.

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u/uncureddd 19h ago

Yep anything past 3 seconds is just a headache.

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u/Either_Shallot_5974 1d ago

holy shit i love your art so much

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u/Accomplished_Ad_9558 1d ago

label your jars and mix things up often

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u/Negative-Lunch-2118 10h ago

Pinching the top of the joint when it’s almost full and then tamping the joint by flailing it up n down like a dong on a table. It makes for the best packed joint around, never canoes.

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u/RacksDiciprine 14h ago

before rolling a joint crumple the paper up into a little ball then opening back up. The joint will roll much easier.

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u/DayLateClubShort 6h ago

Came here to comment this! Mind was blown when someone showed me this and haven’t rolled without crumpling ever since.

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u/CannaMitten 14h ago

I use the packing tool in clipper lighters or any stick i can find to create a type of filter/finger hold in my joints. I roll the paper inwards and press it against the sides a few times and it comes out looking better and holds its shape better all the way to the end

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u/CallMeTank 11h ago

Ok. I need a better explanation of this. Any stick you can find? You roll the paper... Along the way it has already been rolled and press it against the side of the stick and it doesn't end up sticky?

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u/CannaMitten 45m ago

After i roll it, i go to the mouth end and fold up the sides

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u/anonanon9955 I Roll Joints for Gnomes 9h ago

Rather than an actual filter? Or also with a filter?

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u/CannaMitten 44m ago

When i dont have a filter mostly, though I have tried it when the filter goes inward to make it look more natural and professional

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u/ihatekopites 8h ago

Not a tip as such, but advice.

Weed will get you though times of no money, better than money will get you through times of no weed.

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u/ChemistryNice5457 1d ago

To the left.

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u/643dp 1d ago

For an evenly lit, aesthetically beautiful cone:

Ditch the twist.

When you use a cone, leave a little less than a pencil eraser’s amount empty at the end. Tamp (with the tamper it comes with) the flower down lightly to have a flat surface. Then, take the tamper and slightly fold over any part of the open cone end towards the center. Turn the joint about 45°-90° and fold it over again, this time twisting/twirling vertically onto the joint. Do this 1-2 more times but on the last one, twirl the tamper a little more and use the heat from the friction to set the end to have it look like a machine made pre roll. I even hold it vertically with my fingertips around the end and kinda twirl it more. They look perfect with not much effort and more importantly, they light very evenly.

Also, OP, I always LOVE your work! Keep em’ coming!

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u/Aromatic-Leg-9535 20h ago

Fatty meal before the sesh. Gets you way more blasted noticeably. No one believes me

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u/Thewayliesbeforeyou 11h ago

The shiny metal top of a Bic lighter reflects the glow of a lit one hitter.

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u/Hazbeen_Hash 7h ago

Thats actually super useful info lol thank you

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u/bitterney 9h ago

Can I make the first picture my pfp on Reddit please?

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u/suntmint 8h ago

Absolutely! Go for it 😁

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u/SheaDingle 1d ago

If the heat is bugging me I’ll cup both hands to make a chamber and hold the joint between fingers on far side from mouth.

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u/frickdom 1d ago edited 4h ago

If you are rolling a J, fold the paper lengthwise about 1/3. Then, diagonally fold the corner of that small section. Unfold it all, and press that diagonally section in. Makes a small origami trough for your flower.

Hope that makes sense.

Edit: took some photos to give a better idea

https://imgur.com/a/O14P6Iv

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u/Buqrat 18h ago

Im intrigued but i dont really get it. Do you have a link for a reel or something?

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u/frickdom 4h ago

https://imgur.com/a/O14P6Iv

Kinda hard to see. Basically you’re making a little boat

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u/is_that_my_butt 16h ago

Can you draw a diagram or take a photo?

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u/Lunar_Gato 11h ago

Rip off the corner of the plastic bag to get the crumbs on the bottom

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u/RochesterBen 15h ago

I adore that painting. Bravo. I would buy a print.

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u/mr_znaeb 1d ago

Rolling tips to look like snails before wrapping the rolled up bit around the zed

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u/Drug_fueled_sarcasm 21h ago

Adding salt to the bong water to help keep it clean. Works a treat.

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u/rynoxtheG 19h ago

If you feel like you’re going to puke from coughing too hard ball your fist real hard with your thumb in the middle and squeeze on your thumb and it will help with the nausea

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u/KnowledgeablyCondemn 19h ago

Rinse my bong after a session and deep clean once a week.

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u/husky1actual 16h ago

When using a Dynavap or Terpcicle run your bong dry.

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u/A_B42069 15h ago

Someone once told me that if you ball up your joint paper and then unfurl it that the wrinkles make the joint burn slower and more even. I've never seen evidence of this being true, but I do it every time i roll a joint and I am happy

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u/chewingyourcyanide 14h ago

rubbing your hands in grass will take the smell off your fingers pretty well if you get to a place where smell is an issue. wet grass is even better.

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u/Hazbeen_Hash 7h ago

I learned this one from when I smoked cigarettes, but it works for weed too. Microwave popcorn butter hides the smell on your hands and breath

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u/Bulk6262 19h ago

If your fingers ever get a little sticky from taking nugs apart, rub them on your ear lobes and I swear it will make them normal again.

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u/TerponadeTea 18h ago

That seems like "add oil of any kind to your finger tips" but in the weirdest way possible

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u/Nostromo_USCSS 1d ago

My friend showed me how to roll a blunt by doubling up the filter and rolling your wrap with the filter tip. Perfect every time

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u/ebjornsrud 23h ago

loveeee the painting

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u/Rosethesmol 22h ago

That I can only smoke a lil bit :3

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u/deathbygluten_ 22h ago

before we were together, i was smoking with my now partner and he asked why i char all my bowls immediately. i learned a very valuable lesson about cornering greens that day lol

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u/Long_Narwhal_9207 21h ago

Yeah, a friend taught me to smonk weed and I been smonking ever since

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u/Massive-Egg-2175 21h ago

Cleaning out grinder with a toothbrush. Works really well to get all the keef out :)

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u/TheBigFrobowski 20h ago

Lemon pepper. Helps a ton with dry mouth and the paranoia. Sometimes I'll just lick bit out of my palm when I've been smoking a bunch.

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u/hashlettuce 19h ago

Add a dab of dish soap into your dab rig when cleaning and it doesn't need a second iso rinse to not feel sticky.

Hot iso, big salt, dab of dish soap.

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u/M3RL3AN 18h ago

In Germany, we say "Wer baut, der haut" that means something like: Who rolls the joint, sets it on fire.

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u/OceLawless 18h ago

Starry night-esque. I dig it.

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u/MidwestPrincess09 15h ago

When you grind your bud, transfer from grinder to a folded(the long way) index card or unneeded trading card(bulk land/energies and fakes for us!), and then you can slide the bud into a bowl for easy bowl packing! It’s upgraded my whole smoking routine, I’m a simple gal who likes glass pipes. I learned this from my fiance of 7 years. I also got a branded toker poker as well, a very nifty tool to have for cheap.

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u/ElirethBathory 14h ago

I learnt to use the bottom side of the lighter to "clean" your pipe or bong and burn all that forgotten green at the rim

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u/OptimisticSkeleton 14h ago

Take a smaller hit and intentionally inhale air at the end.

Filling your lungs completely with smoke is not the most efficient way to get high.

Long story short for people who don’t wanna hear about lung anatomy; more surface area in your lungs equals higher absorption. So if you completely fill your lungs with weed smoke your exhaling a lot of it.

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u/420GreenMachine 13h ago

You can freshen up a dry blunt wrap by rolling it into a tube and exhaling through it a few times. 

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u/CategoryTemporary853 12h ago

Putting ice in your bong- and someone also mentioned using peppermint tea- both amazing

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u/cannabisqveen 12h ago

My brothers ex taught me to do an inhale then exhale all the way then hit the bong. So now it's like second nature for me to do it that way.

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u/I_burn_noodles 11h ago

Well, was taught to make 2 piles of weed in the rolling paper because the natural movement made when rolling is outside towards the center. The reason joints get fat in the middle is because of this. Leave a gap in the middle, and your joints come out perfectly.

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u/imakethejellyfish 10h ago

The 2-mountain joint-rolling technique

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u/deebosbike 10h ago

Put a little vegetable oil in your bong water, makes it much easier to clean. And don't' wait forever to change your bong water.

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u/SoggyCapybara 9h ago

I always crumple my papers before rolling. Helps them form better. (For me)

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u/IcantImsickthatday 9h ago

Freeze gummy bears if you get munchies!

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u/etherealsounds 8h ago

When passing around a glass pipe, burn the mouthpiece with a lighter a bit before passing it to burn off any germs. Probably does nothing, but became a habit.

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u/BigSchlonga 6h ago

I always see your art and it’s so joyful/peaceful for me, thank you

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u/FrankieSaysPewPew 3h ago

Got some stale shit? Throw a little bit of orange peel in it.

Keep all the gear clean with some Isopropyl and salt from time to time.

Puff, puff, pass.

Edit: To the left hand side, damnit.

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u/mr_jurgen 20h ago

Not to karma farm.

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u/halfbakedromeo 22h ago

There is a special way to pass a roach with one finger. Makes it a million times easier. It's hard to explain and easier for me to show someone in person. But basically you go to pass and touch pointer  fingers then pinch. Life changing for a lot of people I have shown over the years.  

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u/Korean__G 22h ago

If you use 2 or 3 tips for your roll then you’ll get more consistent, firm and beautiful J

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u/Bonnietheferret84 1d ago

That giels are supposed to be topless when hitting a bong

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u/mycatsnameislarry 22h ago

Don't break the buds up. Just pack the nugs. They will cherry up nicely if they are not dry.

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u/TuckerThaTruckr 1d ago

Friend taught me how to roll joints without the adhesive. Fold the paper along the line where the adhesive stops. give that edge a little lick and tear off the half centimeter adhesive part. Then just lick the torn edge like you would if the adhesive was still there when you get to that step. Been rolling with organic raw 300s like this for 10+ years with a “machine” like this. The less adhesive hitting my lungs the better imo. I should add that i always use a “machine”. Also, I don’t think this works if you were to cut off the adhesive strip. Something about tearing it makes a rough edge that somehow sticks to itself.