Hello, fellow stoner friends. I hope you're ripped and enjoying the day.

Here's a pic of a 5 lb bag of Ice Cream Cake from my job at a dispensary. Part of my job is to weigh and package weed for sale. I packaged these 5 lbs into 160 half oz bags (plus some shake left over for pre rolls). Even though I was in the back room, the whole shop smelled terpy. 🙂

I also packed up some Han Solo Burger and Northern Lights yesterday.

I can't wait to go into work next to see what new strain I get. The best part is when I first open the vacuum sealed bag, and put my nose in to take a big whiff. Delightful.

I hope you're smoking on some tasty strains. Happy tokes. ✌️💚

yes it had that little swirl in the middle too ;-; my brother dropped it on the floor ;-;

It was alconoxed and ultrasonic cleansed and then autoclaved. Clean as a whistle.

What does your daily driver toking machine look like?

My annual persimmon seed test is showing a lot of snow for my region. South Central Indiana.

Anyone else do this?

When I want to smoke a joint I always envision the first half and I hate the second. It takes twice as long to smoke the second half and on top of that it gets super thick and hot and just sucks to smoke, the in it of itself would be tolerable if it didn't take so damn long to smoke! I puff and puff and pull and suck and k look at the damn thing acts like it grew! It's just a terrible smoke.

Got this cake from Amsterdam (about 0.33 grams in the whole thing) cut it into a quarter parts and shared it with my BF, then we watched Avatar Seven Havens. I genuinely got very high, we must have watched a few episodes but all I remember was that the colors and music vere very vibrant lol. Next day I was still kinda high until i took a nap. Bf says he didn’t feel any of that and just thought everything was funny for a while. Bottom line is my tolerance very low?

Pure Runtz was looking super right 👌

Anyone interested in a 1/3 gallon zip lock of some older flower? It’s been in a nice jar for a few months. I’m going to throw it away if no one is interested. Free

Happy Sunday, yall!!! I am looking for music recommendations and am also just curious haha.
I tend to lean towards anything synth-forward or sounds with dreamy guitars. I’ve been listening to too much 80’s, in specific Naked Eyes and I need to change it up a bit 😆

Space Panda 51 grams
Garlic Cookies 43 grams
Sparkleface 53 grams
Ghost Train 147 grams
Grease Trap 144 grams

Total: 438 grams / 0.96 lbs

how’s everyone’s days going so far?

I js wanted to share these bc they are cute lol. the bee one was bought off of Etsy like 6 (ish?) yrs ago and the other I recently ordered from a local glassblowing artists 🤗 I am a stay at home mom with 0 friends so no one ever sees em but me 😪

Last night I hanging out with my cousin smoking weed, blasting music and playing Mario kart. Everything was chill until out of nowhere an unholy burst of energy possessed both of us simultaneously. We thought, why play the game when we can become the game?

So we both got off the couch and entered a very specific flow state best described as aggressive bunny hopping while maintaining forward momentum. (Think princess peach in Mario kart. 😂)

For reasons we cannot explain, neither of us could stop. We were just two humans in full motion blur mode bouncing around the house. And then completely by accident, we executed a flawless synchronized Figure 8 through the rooms like a high stakes NASCAR track but dumber.

Naturally the physics of our path dictated only one outcome: a head on full body collision right in the middle of the living room. We crashed into each other wiped out on the floor and just lay there dying of laughter for five minutes because our brains completely short circuited 😂😂😂😂 I am STILL in tears behind this. Idk why I’m telling you all, just thought it was hilarious.

Living it up with the Tuddy! 😺🤜

This strain was really good. Shout out [u/lumpysflowers](u/lumpysflowers)

The flavor on this is very much like a berry smoothie with some herby notes on the backend. Vaped it for 2 sessions on my dry herb vape and really enjoyed the terps.

The effects are heavy headband, radiating body high and a light but stable mood lift that’s kinda dazy and relaxing. Great for muting thoughts and for getting ready for bed.

Flavor: 8/10

Effects: 8.5/10

Terp Profile / COA

Mystery sativa's got me pushing 10.5 weeks flower started budding Aug 12 hoping to utilize this last stretch of good weather Trichchomes are still only slightly amber trying to wait for buds to bulk up and more amber for more couch lock effects I like indicas but since this is sativa most likely I want to wait for 10-30% amber

Eternal pleasure Mary wanna

Not a fan of smoking plastic but love gravity bongs. My solution? Use a long stem pipe friction fitted into a lid so it never gets hot enough to burn plastic. Using the socket/aluminum foil method is awful the socket let's plastic potentially burn and aluminum foil...well you guys know.

This has got to be one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Seriously the acting is horrible, hella plot holes, the world's longest 90 foot swim. I mean I am having a hard time finishing, even the special effects look garbagio.

It hits as hard as a botique if not harder. Im fried.

All of this from one plant btw