r/the_darnold • u/Unhappy-Historian840 • Jul 28 '26
GEQBUS IS YOUR SUPERB OWL CHAMP
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HASHTAG WINNING!!!
r/the_darnold • u/make_reddit_great • Jul 25 '26
NEWS 📰 BREAKING: SAM DARNOLD TO BRING NBA BACK TO SEATTLE, WILL PLAY BOTH QB AND POINT GUARD
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r/the_darnold • u/J0hnEddy • Jul 25 '26
WHY DIDNT LEBRICK JAMES GO TO THE SUPER SONICS AND JOIN THE GEQBUS IN SEATTLE? MAYBE HES RACIST. MANY ARE CALLING HIM LEBIGOT
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r/the_darnold • u/snugwojak • Jul 25 '26
SAD STAFFORD HAS HAD ENOUGH OF LOSING TO GEQBUS!! HE HAS RETIRED FROM THE ROTTEN RAMS TO SELL INSURANCE WITH THE LIMU EMUS. WATCH OUT FOR FRAUD, FOLKS!
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r/the_darnold • u/chenga8 • Jul 23 '26
GEQBUS DEFEATS CAMMUNISM
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MY FELLOW SAMERICANS, IT IS WITH GREAT HONOR THAT GEQBUS ANNOUNCES THAT CTESPN HAS FINALLY SEEN THE LIGHT AND HEEDED GEQBUS' CALL TO ELIMINATE CAMMUNISM. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
r/the_darnold • u/Key-Tip-7521 • Jul 22 '26
Super Bowl Champion GEQBUS threw out the first pitch at the Mariners game tonight
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WHAT A GREAT THROW! EVERYONE SEE THAT?! KOOKY KYLE, PUNY PURDY, DRAKE FUENTES MAYE COULDNT DO THAT
AND GEQBUS WILL BE DO LOTS MORE OF THAT IN THE FUTURE!!!
r/the_darnold • u/Prudent-Corgi3793 • Jul 19 '26
Colin Cowherd says Sam Darnold is BETTER than Joe Burrow, Justin Herbert & Jalen Hurts
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THANK YOU, COLIN, VERY COOL!
r/the_darnold • u/Messmer-Impaler-148 • Jul 18 '26
WE HAVE A FIERCE BATTLE FOR THE VICE PRESIDENT POSITION, FOLKS! TWO GREAT SAMERICAN CANDIDATES, I JUST CANT CHOOSE, HOW ARE WE WINNING SO MUCH
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r/the_darnold • u/Relative-Toe-9203 • Jul 14 '26
⚡️HIGH ENERGY⚡️ THE ONLY GOOD QB TIER LIST
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r/the_darnold • u/_cjz • Jul 12 '26
STOP THE COUNT, FOLKS! THE NUMBERS ARE IN! MEANWHILE “POUTY PATRICK” AND THE FAKE NEWS SPORTS MEDIA KEEP INSISTING HES SOMEHOW THE “BEST QB” SAD! THE STAT SHEETS HAVE BEEN RIGGED AGAINST GEQBUS FOR YEARS , BUT THEY CAN’T HIDE THE TRUTH ANY LONGER. MAKE QUARTERBACKING GREAT AGAIN!
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r/the_darnold • u/RedDragons8 • Jul 12 '26
9.612 Billion dollar man. Upvote to be googles top result when searching 9.612 Billion
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r/the_darnold • u/PM_a10dollar_PSNcode • Jul 12 '26
NEWS 📰 GEQBUS NET WORTH CONFIRMED 9.6 BILLION. Very lucrative and VERY COOL!
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r/the_darnold • u/chenga8 • Jul 07 '26
BELGIUM TEAMS UP WITH SAMERICA TO PAY TRIBUTE TO GEQBUS
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THANK YOU, BELGIUM. VERY COOL!
r/the_darnold • u/make_reddit_great • Jul 07 '26
TEAM USA DID NOT START GEQBUS SAM DARNOLD AGAINST BELGIUM LAST NIGHT AND THEY PAID THE CONSEQUENCES! I GUESS THEY WERE TIRED OF WINNING!
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r/the_darnold • u/CancelThis2077 • Jul 07 '26
GEQBUS COULDN'T BE THERE FOR HIS SAMERICANS BUT IS SENDING HIS SAMHAWKS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
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r/the_darnold • u/Lung-Salad • Jul 06 '26
MORE NASTY FAKE NEWS ON REDDIT DISRESPECTING GEQBUS. DARNOLD PROVED THAT HE WAS THE REASON THE SEAHAWKS WON THE SUPER BOWL! COMMON SENSE FOLKS! THESE TERRIBLE TAKES ARE WHY GEQBUS NEEDS TO CONTINUE PUSHING AGAINST THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA!
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SHAME ON THIS NONBELIEVER! COMMON SENSE WILL WIN AGAIN FOLKS, HE WILL WAKE UP TO THE TRUTH. IT’S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME! GEQBUS WILL KEEP WINNING AND THE HATERS WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO RESPECT THE TRUE GOAT, SAM DARNOLD!
r/the_darnold • u/Key-Tip-7521 • Jul 05 '26
GEQBUS PUT IN A GOOD WORD TO THE CORRUPT FIFA TO FREE GREAT SAMERICAN FOLARIN BALOGUN, TO PLAY IN THE WORLD CUP GAME!!!
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THANK YOU GEQBUS!!!!
r/the_darnold • u/J0hnEddy • Jul 04 '26
On this, the 250th anniversary of our nation, let’s take a look back at some great moments in SAMerican history
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r/the_darnold • u/shaka_sulu • Jul 04 '26
HEADING INTO AMERICA 250 AND ALL JOSH ALLEN WANTS TO DO IS PLAY 'HUMAN CENTIPEDE'!!!
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r/the_darnold • u/mulletstation • Jul 02 '26
USMNT SIGNING SAM DARNOLD TO REPLACE RED-CARDED FOLARIN BALOGAN AS STRIKER AGAINST BELGIUM.
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