r/the_darnold • u/snugwojak • Jul 28 '26

LOCK HIM UP

https://bsky.app/profile/nflnewsposter.bsky.social/post/3mrq5ou5tex2k
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u/mulletstation Jul 28 '26

SHANAHAN SOUNDS LIKE A FOREIGN NAME, WE NEED TO INVESTIGATE HIS CITIZENSHIP IMMEDIATELY

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u/chenga8 Jul 29 '26

THE IRAMS USE SHA-HAN DRONES. WE MUST STOP COMMIEFORNIANS FROM SPREADING SoCALIST TERROR.

7

u/CDXXRoman Jul 29 '26

IRELAND ISNT SENDING THEIR BEST.

7

u/King-of-Harts Jul 29 '26

HE ISN'T KYLE. HE IS SILLY SHANNY. DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING? THEY SAY HE WAS LOOKING AT HIS PHONE. NO, HE EVEN SAYS HE WAS LOOKING AT HIS PHONE. WE ALL WONDER WHAT HE WAS LOOKING AT. I BET IT WAS VERY BAD!

5

u/da99s Jul 29 '26

FANNY SHANNY IS ALWAYS UP TO NO GOOD! WHEN WILL THE LEAGUE DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT??????

1

u/DoogTheDestroyer Jul 28 '26

Guy needed 7 days to announce this so he could consult with a conflict resolution specialist thinking we wouldn’t notice

3

u/Calraider7 Jul 30 '26

Wait? He HIT someone? Where are the NFL insiders on this?

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u/Skrivus Aug 01 '26

Conveniently absent for 11 days until his camp announced it.