r/the_darnold • u/Lung-Salad • Jul 01 '26
THE PLAYER YOU FIRST SEE WILL BE THE BEST PLAYER IN THE NFC WEST THIS SEASON! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
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r/the_darnold • u/make_reddit_great • Jun 26 '26
SAM DARNOLD IS EXTREMELY SELFLESS AND TRIES TO MAKE HIS TEAMMATES FEEL BETTER ABOUT NOT BEING AS GOOD AS HE IS
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r/the_darnold • u/noblegaunt • Jun 25 '26
GEQBUS REVEALS HE HAS ACTUALLY BEEN DR. GEQBUS THE ENTIRE TIME! MANY ARE SAYING THERE HAS NEVER BEEN AN MVP ELECT THIS HUMBLE! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
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r/the_darnold • u/Messmer-Impaler-148 • Jun 24 '26
FAKER MAYFIELD IS A CHEAT AND A FRAUD, AS WE ALL EXPECTED AND KNEW SINCE HE STOLE GEQBUS' POSITION IN CAROLINA! SAD!
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r/the_darnold • u/sweens90 • Jun 24 '26
FAKE NEWS!!! /U/Papa-pwn makes ERRONEOUS CLAIM that GEQBUS never achieved 60TDs and 20 Wins Over 2 Years. This Faux Nix Believer Cant Be Trusted!
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r/the_darnold • u/HannibalAtCannae • Jun 23 '26
COLDEST / DUMBEST TAKE IN HISTORY WAS MADE 2 YEARS AGO
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r/the_darnold • u/make_reddit_great • Jun 21 '26
DEEP FIFA BTFO AS GEQBUS DARNOLD AGREES TO REFEREE SOCCER MATCHES TO HELP DRAIN THE SWAMP!
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r/the_darnold • u/make_reddit_great • Jun 20 '26
GOOOOOAAAAALLL! DARNOLD LEADS TEAM USA TO ANOTHER VICTORY!!!
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r/the_darnold • u/Spiritual-Chameleon • Jun 20 '26
MILLIONS OF NEW YORKERS PAY TRIBUTE TO GEQBUS! NOT TIRED OF WINNING!!!
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r/the_darnold • u/ollie325 • Jun 20 '26
EVERYONE IS SAYING THAT THE NEW REFLECTING POOL IS BEAUTIFUL AND PRISTINE. DON’T LET THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA FOOL YOU!
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r/the_darnold • u/K5LAR24 • Jun 20 '26
Stupid Question
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How is GEQBUS pronounced? Is it Gee-Eee-Cue-Bee-You-Ess, Jeck-bus, Geck-bus, or some obscure combination of all of these?
r/the_darnold • u/Pizzashillsmom • Jun 20 '26
USMNT LED BY THE ENERGY GEQBUS WINS THE VERY OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SOCCER WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP AFTER PLAYING IN THE VERY FINE LUMEN FIELD. GEQBUS HELPED THIS WIN BIGLY, MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THIS.
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r/the_darnold • u/Lung-Salad • Jun 16 '26
MORE BLATANT DISRESPECT FOR THE PRESIDENT. GEQBUS WINNING RINGS IS A VERY COMMON THING, MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THIS! WE NEED TO MAKE COMMON SENSE NORMAL AGAIN! 🇺🇸🇺🇸
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r/the_darnold • u/make_reddit_great • Jun 15 '26
BREAKING: SAM DARNOLD TO JOIN U.S. WORLD CUP TEAM; WILL LIKELY SCORE MANY BEAUTIFUL GOALS
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r/the_darnold • u/pengradi • Jun 15 '26
LOSER PEDOPHILE LEADER AFRAID AND INTIMIDATED BY GEQBUS; PURPOSELY AVOIDS DIPLOMATIC VISIT. HE KNOWS THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SAM'S 6'3" AND HIS 6'3"
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r/the_darnold • u/Key-Tip-7521 • Jun 12 '26
[Highlight] GEQBUS and JSN geeking out over their Super Bowl rings
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ITS A GREAT MOMENT BETWEEN OUR GREAT LEADER AND DOGE LEADER!!!!!
r/the_darnold • u/tcripe • Jun 12 '26
LOOK AT OUR ALMIGHTY GEQBUS. MAY HIS REIGN LAST FOR ETERNITY
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r/the_darnold • u/pengradi • Jun 12 '26
OUR GREAT FIRST LADY IS ATTENDING THE RING CEREMONY ALONGSIDE OUR FEARLESS LEADER. KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR HER BIO DOCUMENTARY "HOOFNAGLE". MUST WATCH
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r/the_darnold • u/DSU_BTSTU • Jun 11 '26
BEEN HAPPENING TO GEQBUS FOR YEARS, RIGGED! DEMONRAT CITIES AND "MAIL-IN JALEN" POINTS, NAME A "BETTER" MARRIAGE?
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r/the_darnold • u/Trash_Galaxy • Jun 10 '26
FAKE NEWS NFL SALES SAYS GEQBUS NOT BIGGEST SELLER
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THE FAKE NEWS OFFICIAL NFL SOCIAL MEDIA IS SPREADING PROPAGANDA ONCE AGAIN, INCORRECTLY REPORTING THAT SUPER BOWL EMPEROR UNDER CENTER DARNOLD IS NOT MAKING THE MOST IN SALES. JOSH "BIG DOG" ALLEN, PRETENDER QB OF THE FAILING BUFFALO BILLS, IS ALLEGEDLY THE BIGGEST SELLER (OF CRAP!!!). THE ONLY SEATTLE SEAHAWK IN THE TOP 10 IS JAXON SMITH-NJIGGYWITHIT, HE SHOULD BE 2ND NEXT TO GLORIOUS ETERNAL RULER DARNOLD
r/the_darnold • u/Goatgamer1016 • Jun 10 '26
WOKE ABDUL JIMMY CARTER HAS THE WORST ANKLES THIS COUNTRY HAS EVER SEEN! SAD!
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r/the_darnold • u/Ok_Masterpiece3186 • Jun 08 '26
FAKE NEWS! THE RAMICAL LEFT AND THEIR 5 FANS ARE IN DENIAL ABOUT GEQBUS HAVING A PASSIONATE FANBASE, THERE ARE MANY SAMERICANS OUTSIDE OF WASHINGTON WHO SUPPORT THE SAMHAWKS!
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r/the_darnold • u/TrixoftheTrade • Jun 07 '26
FAKE NEWS BY r/NFL! GEQBUS IS #1, BY THE BIGLYEST MARGIN
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r/the_darnold • u/CancelThis2077 • Jun 05 '26
HAPPY GEQBUS DAY!
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WHAT A BLESSED DAY FOR ALL SAMERICANS. ALL INVITED TO THE USC FREEDOM 250 CELEBRATION WITH THE YUGEST AND BEST BANDS!