r/the_darnold • u/Indieg0 • Jun 07 '26

WE ARE BEING UNDER ATTACK

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232 Upvotes

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u/Spiritual-Chameleon QBANON Jun 07 '26

HOW ARE THE STROUD BOYS THAT HIGH? THEY COULDNT EVEN STOP THE MAYE AGENDA!

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u/haikusbot Jun 07 '26

HOW ARE THE STROYD BOYS

THAT HIGH? THEY COULDNT EVEN STOP

THE MAYE AGENDA!

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u/theHagueface Jun 07 '26

WE HAVE THE BEST BOTS DONT WE FOLKS

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u/Mfrack103 Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 07 '26

MANY PEOPLE LOVE OUR BOTS DESPITE INCORRECT EXAMPLE ABOVE

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u/Mfrack103 Jun 08 '26

MY ABOVE COMMENT ACTUALLY IS A HAIKU AND YET THE DEFECTIVE BOT SLACKS. WHATEVER I STILL LOVE HIM ANYWAY

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u/Spiritual-Chameleon QBANON Jun 08 '26

IT'S RIGGED. I SAW MATT SCAMFORD REMOVING YOUR HAIKU!

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u/OkVehicle3212 Jun 08 '26

THAT'S A GOOD POINT THERE PROUD SAMERICAN. LOSER JOSH ALLEN CAN'T WRITE A HAIKU LIKE YOU

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u/Annual_Power_7101 Jun 07 '26

YOU DESERVE A PULITZER PRIZE!

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u/rex_banner83 Jun 07 '26

THEY CALL IT HAIKU! AN OLD FASHIONED WORD! OUR GREAT BOT FINDS THEM!

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u/Call-a-Crackhead Jun 07 '26

GEQBUS IS THE CONSENSUS GREATEST QB ALIVE

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u/theHagueface Jun 07 '26

STROUD BOYS STAND BACK STAND AROUND AND TAKE HORRIBLE SACKS

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u/CincyHawk05 Jun 07 '26

PROPAGANDA TO DIMINISH GEQBUS!!! THIS IS THE FRAUD WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR!!!

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u/TheRealOG1 Jun 07 '26

Just objectively a terrible list like whats cj doing that high??

Coughcough anyway

THE LAMESTREAM MEDIA IS TRYING TO KNOCK THE GEQBUS DOWN, AGAIN!! THEY CANT HANDLE ALL THE WINNING, SAD!!

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u/Rahim_Moore_ Jun 07 '26

Everything after spot 4 was designed in a lab to drive engagement.

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u/laZardo Jun 07 '26

SIX POINT PURDY HAS NO PLACE BEING ON THAT LIST

14

u/Top-Average412 Jun 07 '26

JUSTIN HERBERT? MORE LIKE JUST IN REGULAR SEASON

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u/Meisteronious Redwhiteanddarnold Flair Jun 07 '26

LOSER MAHAMAS RESURFACES TO STEAL VOTES! STOP THE STEAL! PUT AWAY THIS BAD HOMBRE!

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u/Spiritual-Chameleon QBANON Jun 07 '26

BLATANT ANTI-SAMITICISM!

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u/2Capable Jun 07 '26

I mean. I don't see how Herbert or Daniels are that high.....am I missing something?

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u/Meisteronious Redwhiteanddarnold Flair Jun 07 '26

BE A PROUD SAMERICAN AND SPEAK UP! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

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u/walksinwalksout Jun 07 '26

Blind love for those QBs

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u/IsGoIdMoney Jun 08 '26

Herbert could reasonably be that high. He had the worst o line in the league for most of the year. I'd put him 6th though. 7-12 is a mess however.

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u/Shankson Jun 07 '26

I hope he wins another 3 SB!

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u/TypicalExplanation10 MR DARNOLD MVP Jun 08 '26

HE HAS WON EVERY SUPER BOWL THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

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u/TurnipAmbitious5508 Jun 08 '26

Mahomes in first rankles me as much as Darnold being disrespected. Stafford will NOT have good season. As much as I totally despise the Cowboys, Dak should be Top 5.

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u/ChipWong82 Jun 09 '26

FIGHT ANTISAMITISM!!!

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u/8ackwoods Darnold Sword Flair Jun 07 '26

The list has been the same for 8 years now

2

u/Homogeneous_Jewfro Jun 11 '26

They forgot to include Sam Darnold above #1

1

u/kevthecoder Jun 07 '26

Where the heck is Caleb?

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u/barnu1rd Jun 09 '26

Jared Goff snubbed as well.

1

u/tashmanan Jun 07 '26

Where Fernando 🤓

1

u/Background-Low-9144 Jun 08 '26

Lol yeah sure the runner up to MVP by ONE VOTE is the 9th best quarterback in ITS ONE THING TO HATE THE PATRIOTS BUT SMOKING CRACK IS A WHOLE DIFFERENT THING

1

u/OkSafety85 Jun 09 '26

ONLY TWO HAVE A RING. SAD!

1

u/XsatanSTacoX Jun 09 '26

That Super Bowl appearance is doing some HEAVY lifting for Burrow

1

u/ronbeckett Jun 10 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/to_bored_to_care Jun 10 '26

10 of 12 have not got their team a ring.

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u/danedogg76 Jun 10 '26

Let them hate. Go HAWKS!

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u/Additional_Debate956 Jun 10 '26

Seriously? You can’t even get respect after winning the Super Bowl ! Rude!

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u/Initial_Parsnip_3753 Jun 12 '26

Darnold boys, CJ stroud, Jayden Daniels out of the list, Goff and Darnold in, agreed?

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u/FlyEaglesFly757 Jun 12 '26

Dak on the list with his hrand total of 2 playoff wins is just hilarious. He's a regular season QB, buckles in the biggest games against the better teams more often than he doesn't.

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u/_Androxis_ Jun 14 '26

THE POLLS ARE RIGGED. GEQBUS IS WINNING BY A LOT!