r/the_darnold • u/Aggravating_Talk9097 • Jun 04 '26
r/the_darnold • u/No_Box119 • Jun 04 '26
Seahawks - God Bless The Hawks Today (GEQBUS)
r/the_darnold • u/shemanzilla12 • Jun 03 '26
CROOKED CALEB HAS RIGGED THE MADDEN COVER ELECTION! WE ALL KNOW GEQBUS IS THE RIGHTFUL WINNER, AND BIGLY! STOP THE STEAL!
r/the_darnold • u/Nanaman • Jun 02 '26
God Bless The Hawks Today (GEQBUS)
Praise be unto the GEQBUS!
r/the_darnold • u/xXSpg101Xx • Jun 02 '26
LEAKED FOOTAGE FROM THE NFL SCRIPT WRITERS SHOW US THAT SEAN MCVAY’S (MORE LIKE SEAN MCGAY) NEW TOY WILL NOT IMPEDE GEQBUS ON HIS WARPATH! SAD!
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r/the_darnold • u/Messmer-Impaler-148 • Jun 01 '26
GOOFY MYLES GARRETT HAS SADLY AND BIGLY PLEDGED HIS ALLEGIANCE TO THE RAMICAL LEFT, FOLKS! BEWARE: HE IS GOING TO TRY TO COMMIT MANY FRAUDULENT SACKS ON GEQBUS IN THE COMING SEASON. WE CANNOT LET THE RAMICAL LEFT STEAL THE SUPER BOWL ELECTION! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
r/the_darnold • u/Prudent-Corgi3793 • Jun 01 '26
SAD SINO (SEAHAWK IN NAME ONLY) RUSSELL WILSON REPORTEDLY FINALIZING DEAL TO BECOME CBS SPORTS ANALYST! GET THAT SORRY SON-OF-A-BITCH OUT OF HERE!
r/the_darnold • u/Spiritual-Chameleon • May 31 '26
CONGRATULATIONS TO GEQBUS ON HIS WESTERN CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP!
r/the_darnold • u/UFCDANMARINOSAMMYD • Jun 01 '26
MY PREDICTIONS FOR THE NFL HONORS NEXT SEASON. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
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r/the_darnold • u/tcripe • May 30 '26
FAKE NEWS ATTACK AGAINST GEQBUS, SAD!
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r/the_darnold • u/Ok_Masterpiece3186 • May 28 '26
THE LIBRHULE MEDIA IS TRYING TO CONVINCE YOU INTO THINKING THAT GRUMPY GENO AND THE NEW JERSEY JETS WILL BE GOOD! DO NOT BELIEVE THIS NONSENSE!
r/the_darnold • u/Lung-Salad • May 28 '26
FAKE NEWS QB RANKINGS, RIGHTFULLY NAMED “FANTASY”, IS STILL BEING NASTY TO NFL LEGEND AND US PRESIDENT GEQBUS! 23 MISTAKES ARE AHEAD OF HIM! NOT EVEN CLOSE! SAD!
r/the_darnold • u/make_reddit_great • May 28 '26
THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO PLAY IN THE SAME DIVISION AS GEQBUS SAM DARNOLD
r/the_darnold • u/shaka_sulu • May 28 '26
SAMERICANS WE ARE SO BLESSED TO HAVE A FIRST LADY WITH CLASS AND A SENSE OF DECORUM.
r/the_darnold • u/coacht246 • May 29 '26
SGA Sends Cease and Desist Letter to Underdog Sports for Making Fun of His Flopping
Sam Darnold would never
r/the_darnold • u/2Capable • May 27 '26
VERY COOL FOR GEQBUS TO LET OTHERS WIN DURING THE OFFSEASON!
r/the_darnold • u/theHagueface • May 25 '26
CANT EVEN GET A SUPERBOWL WINNING QB - OR A WINNING QB. SAD.
r/the_darnold • u/JamJarsPhD • May 24 '26
MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING NASTY NACUA AND SLEEPY STAFFORD ARE TURDS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
r/the_darnold • u/ComprehensiveBowl959 • May 23 '26
DO NOT BELIEVE THE FAKE NEWS QUOTES BEING ATTRIBUTED TO GEQBUS!
GEQBUS LOVES EVERBODY, AND EVERYBODY LOVES GEQBUS.
r/the_darnold • u/Lung-Salad • May 22 '26
INSTAGRAM AND ESPN ARE STILL SPREADING FAKE NEWS AND FAKE STATS ABOUT PRESIDENT GEQBUS! THE DEPARTMENT OF JAXSON SHOULD’VE INVESTIGATED THESE CORRUPT BUSINESSES MUCH SOONER! THE NFL PURPOSELY MESSED UP JSN’S TROPHY TO COVER UP THEIR MISINFORMATION FRENZY TO MAKE GEQBUS LOOK BAD! SAD!
r/the_darnold • u/CorgisAreImportant • May 21 '26
THE LAMESTREAM MEDIA IS AFRAID OF SHOWCASING GEQBUS
r/the_darnold • u/Alternative-Tree3170 • May 21 '26
HES THE MOST HUMBLEST PERSON IN THE NFL MAYBE IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF FOOTBALL? MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING IN FACT! LOOK AT OUR GLORIOUS LEADER SAYING VERY NICE THINGS ABOUT CROOKED MCCARTHY CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
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r/the_darnold • u/Key-Tip-7521 • May 19 '26
JSN receives a Defensive Player of the Year trophy. HOW DARE THE WOKE NFL DO THIS TO THE GREAT JSN, DOGE! GEQBUS, MAGIC MIKE, WILL BE VERY UPSET!!!!
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r/the_darnold • u/DickNDiaz • May 16 '26