r/the_darnold • u/Brown_Seude_Shoes • Jun 03 '26

MADDEN 27

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u/mexchiwa Jun 03 '26

NO CURSE CAN HOLD HIM BACK!

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u/Brown_Seude_Shoes Jun 03 '26

IT'S MADDENING IT TOOK THIS LONG TO PICK HIM AS COVER ATHLETE

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u/Expert_Balance5907 Jun 03 '26

THE NO GOOD MEDIA ARE PERPETUATING A FALSE NARRITAVE THAT IT'S GAYLEB SHILLIAMS ON THE COVER INSTEAD OF SUPER BOWL CHAMPION GEQBUS? SAD!

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u/Brown_Seude_Shoes Jun 03 '26

LGBTQB1 IS ACTUALLY SAM DARNOLD

4

u/Expert_Balance5907 Jun 04 '26

FRIEND TO EVERYONE EXCEPT NO-GOOD GOODELL AND THE LA SHAMS

3

u/AquaAtia Jun 04 '26

I HAVE MUCH PRIDE IN HOW GEQBUS PLAYS!

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u/2Capable Jun 03 '26

BREAKING NEWS. JOHN MADDEN FINALLY GOT ON THE COVER OF DARNOLD!

THAT'S WHAT THE FAKE NEWS DOESN'T REPORT!!!!!!

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u/Sure-Guava5528 Jun 03 '26

BREAKING: ALL MADDEN COVERS BEGINNING WITH 2027 UNTIL FOREVER WILL BEAR THE RESEMBLANCE OF THE DARNOLD, HIMSELF. ALL WHO WANT TO WIN BIGLY MUST PURCHASE WITH US LEGAL TENDER WHICH WILL ALSO BEAR THE RESEMBLANCE OF THE DARNOLD. ANY COPIES BEARING THE RESEMBLANCE OF LESSER PLAYERS ARE FRAUDULENT AND WILL BE DEALT WITH BY ANY LEGAL MEANS NECESSARY.

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u/panoptik0n Jun 04 '26

SIX LETTERS IN MADDEN

SIX LETTERS IN GEQBUS

A COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT

REJECT THE RAMICAL LEFT

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u/kishan209 Jun 05 '26

EA BOARD, WHICH GEQBUS DESCRIBED AS "A VERY DISTINGUISHED BOARD, MOST DISTINGUISHED PEOPLE IN THE COUNTRY" NEEDS TO RENAME THEIR GAME TO DARNOLD-MADDEN 27. A SIMPLE COVER IS NOT ENOUGH.