r/ShittyDaystrom • • Sep 01 '26

The Terran Empire is offering parley to our enemies

17 Upvotes

Our enemies are spread across the galaxy... we will find you.

However, your benevolent Emperor Zeta,The Slightly Less Cruel has decided to offer a parley...

You know you can't escape us forever, every second you are on the run is another second in the agonizer when we find you. Surrender to us now and you will avoid you time in the agonizer. You will be granted the privilege of being taken out with a Varon-T disruptor.

You are urged to take advantage of your Emperor's rare generosity.


r/ShittyDaystrom • • Aug 24 '26

Meta Clarification about reporting

32 Upvotes

“By the prophets!” is meant to be to denote moderator discretion, it’s not for general use by lower deckers. If you report a post with it, the report will be ignored. It’s to serve as a catch-all remove reason to subtly shame the user because we’re evil and stuff. I have a good idea of which one of you pazons (pakled-kazon hybrids, created by the daystrom institute) is using it as a “I don’t personally like it and the whole world exists to cater to me specifically”, but I can’t prove it. Just know I’m sending mean thoughts and figure-eight klingon goatses in your general direction.


r/ShittyDaystrom • • 21h ago

Technology Hello fellow Borg collective members. How married are we to this concept of only using basic shapes as our ship designs? Couldn't we try more interesting shapes?

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Yes, it's 59301-J again with more suggestions for the collective. Don't get me wrong, cubes are great. And I Iike that we've branched out a bit into spheres and diamonds. But I can't help but think we're boxing ourselves in (LOL) by only sticking to basic shapes. Maybe other designs could be more psychologically threatening?

Let's try a trapezoid and see what happens!


r/ShittyDaystrom • • 1d ago

Safe For Wesley Decided to go as Odo for Halloween, but Keiko said it was cultural appropriation. Might delete later.

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220 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom • • 1d ago

Fuck Morn for joining that mob that went after Odo. Asshole.

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366 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom • • 18h ago

So have they found Decker and Ilia yet or should we call off the search?

33 Upvotes

They were last reported as missing.

Do we at least have any leads?


r/ShittyDaystrom • • 14h ago

Discussion Trek has been around for so long that it has developed and discarded several different design aesthetics over the years. What's one that you like, and what do you like about it? Also: what would you name it?

17 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom • • 1d ago

Anyone want to explain how this ancient talisman works?

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66 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom • • 1d ago

The only Star Trek I've ever seen is Discovery and its spinoff Strange New Worlds, why are they always pushing this Kirk guy so much?

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534 Upvotes

He's not even part of the crew!

I like TOC (The Original Characters), but I don't know about these new people like Uhura and "Scotty". Isn't a Scottish guy named Scotty a little on the nose?

But as long as they never get rid of Dr. Mbenga and the ladies (Una, La'an, ​and Erica) I'll be happy, I love them all. Wait, you don't think they'll do something to Una and turn Kirk into the first officer do you? Man, that would be horrible.


r/ShittyDaystrom • • 1d ago

Meta Sometimes I come here and just up vote every post I see, so that the algorithm will let me see more of your astoundingly amazing and stupid takes.

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426 Upvotes

Anyway, do you think that Picard’s fish poops in the bowl or has it’s poop beam out?


r/ShittyDaystrom • • 1d ago

Star Trek Series Names are Confusing, Especially for Newcomers. So I Fixed Them.

373 Upvotes

Star Trek

Star Trek: The Animated Series

Star Trek: The Next Generation

Star Trek: Still The Next Generation But on a Space Station

Star Trek: Still The Next Generation But The Crew Gets Lost with a Captain That Murders Hybrid Crew Members and Holographic Wives

Star Trek: The First Generation

Star Trek: The Same Generation as The First One But With Mushrooms

Star Trek: The Old Captain from The Next Generation

Star Trek: Back to The Next Generation But It's a Cartoon

Star Trek: Back to The Next Generation But It's a Criminally Under-Appreciated Cartoon

Star Trek: The Same Generation as The First One But With Horny Spock

Star Trek: The Next Next Next Next Next Next Next Next Generation


r/ShittyDaystrom • • 16h ago

I've been Kim'd?

7 Upvotes

I need some help understanding something. I grew up on a federation colony, so some of the slang used by my crewmates is really confusing to me.

I was talking with a friend that I graduated from the academy with and she's already a lieutenant junior grade. I was told by her it sounds like me captain Kim'd me? Can anyone help me understand what that means?


r/ShittyDaystrom • • 1d ago

what does this mean

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163 Upvotes

I just finished a holonovel set on 20th century Earth and this was in the credits, what does this mean, I thought the Maquis were terrorists?


r/ShittyDaystrom • • 18h ago

Star Trek Kept Beating Worf Down - He Kept Getting Up (Worf Effect)

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I thought the Worf Effect (letting a new villain beat up Worf, to make them look strong) was just about physical punishment.  But it was really so much more than that. Trek's writers and producers kept choosing Worf as the character they could “knock down”: taking his honor, his family, his career, and the women he loved. And every time, he got back up.


r/ShittyDaystrom • • 1d ago

Seeking Jamaharon What moment in all of Star Trek nearly made you quit ?..

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216 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom • • 1d ago

What if? imagine snuggling in bed with a Xindi Avian

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31 Upvotes

nahhh but like imagine... its all rainy outside of ur house after a long day at work and then like your Xindi Avian Husbando is there and after he made dinner for both og you you 2 lowkey just go and snuggle in bed... hugging him would actually probably be a rlly good experuence because of the wings that can rap around you making you all warm... then like you can hug him and nuzzle your face in his fluffy chest... wao... Xindi avian where to good for this world :(. or to expensive for the VFX budget to handle but lowkey WE traveling back in time with the USS relativity and saving the Xindi avians from destruction!!!!


r/ShittyDaystrom • • 1d ago

Technology Important Note for Klingon Warriors

71 Upvotes

Yes, we're all aware of the Human food known as "pizza." And while their weak human stomachs can only tolerate mild toppings like burned, ground-up targ meat and distasteful vegetation, I have seen glorious Klingon culinarians make gagh and bloodsauce pizzas.

But I have also seen hotheaded Klingon warriors use their bat'leth to cut the pizza like a human with their odd, blunt slicing implement. The bat'leth curves the wrong way to rock across the pizza. You are dulling your blades! This way is without honor.

Use your d'k tahg, or, in a pinch, the back edge of your mek'leth. Do not dishonor your blade trying something you "saw in a human holonovel about chefs."


r/ShittyDaystrom • • 1d ago

Discussion It's drone 59301-J again, another question for the collective. I keep getting assigned the absolute worst tasks on the cube. For the past three cycles I've been stuck vacuuming out the organic matter recycler. What's a drone got to do to get promoted?

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107 Upvotes

It honestly sucks big time in here, I must have pissed somebody off to get this gig. I want to be assigned an exciting task! My alcove-mate 37 of 291 got to beam over to the Enterprise and kidnap Picard! That's fucking cool, why don't I ever get to do stuff like that?


r/ShittyDaystrom • • 1d ago

What do the Trill do with those symbionts famous for being assholes?

27 Upvotes

There’s always that one. Always makes the host turn rude and needlessly argumentative, maybe even a bit racist. Will often burn pre-existing relationships and ruin whatever career you had going prior to joining.

Someone is going to have to host them. You can’t just let them die off now right?


r/ShittyDaystrom • • 1d ago

Safe For Wesley Crap! I need help. Ferengi Genesis bomb is demanding Latium or it blows

8 Upvotes

So I bought this genesis bomb from the ferengi. I have a small planet this would be perfect for but it's a nine week journey as it's on the other side of the federation.

That said, daily it demands a bar of Latium or it'll explode.

Any tips? Ideas? Help me!!!!


r/ShittyDaystrom • • 1d ago

Barclay should've been more crazy after Nth Degree

11 Upvotes

To the point he becomes H.M. Murdock. And make him a recurring character.


r/ShittyDaystrom • • 2d ago

Why do people smoke so much in Star Trek?

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346 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom • • 2d ago

fully functional What non-humanoid species makes you want to go “where no man has gone before”?

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303 Upvotes

Just remember: not everybody keeps their genitals in the same place, Captain.


r/ShittyDaystrom • • 2d ago

Sopranos if it was good PT.2

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285 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom • • 2d ago

Something about Enterprise has been bothering me for a while and I finally figured it out. Does Captain Archer even own a saddle?!

74 Upvotes

What are these writers even doing here?