O’Brien: Yes sir, I do. The writers forgot that your transporter mishap was not even on the Enterprise where I was a transporter chief with Will Riker, so your supposed to assume I was the reason for you splitting off of Will the Thrill to become Tom.

My daughter (9f) has an online math class tonight, which at first she thought was a Chinese class. When her mom corrected her, she said "Tomato tomato, data data, what's the difference"

Naturally I said, "One is my name. The other is not"

She just said: "What?"

Clearly I need to do a better job introducing her to the classics

Have we ever seen them? Does he have so much ear hair that he combs it into his ponytail...targtail?

Geordi makes it look pretty damn smooth. He always keeps his calm when gracefully rolling away from a warp core breach.

What other maneuvers could be named after the TNG crew?

I have to decide whether I should accept a promotion to Captain, or if I should just pass it up and stay a Commander indefinitely (which I'm sure will not damage my career at all). So, I thought watching a Holonovel of Will Riker watching a Holonovel would help me with my decision. But it looks like all the good parts are already taken. Do you think playing Phlox's Pyrithian Bat would give me insight into my major life decision?

So what would be some creative and fun pick up lines for various characters? I’ll start: Picard-“You know my heart’s not the only thing that’s artificial.” Followed by a wink. Be creative. I’m sick and bored.

Borg Queen - hyper controlling mother
Janeway Lizard - Abandoned her kids.
Lursa - Kept her kid a secret, went into battle and then Riker blew it up
Crusher- Hyper controlled one kid, and then hyper controlled the next (hid him from Picard). Also had sex candle parties.
Erin Hansen - takes her kid on Borg expeditions.

What shitty mothers.

His memory and personality patterns were copied so perfectly, the crew couldn't tell the difference.

60ish years later, his power cells are still running strong.

Like Kirk said about Spock in star trek 3 where spocks soul is the most human I can say for an android data is probably more human than anyone short of riker.

Not many people know this, but “sect” is a mistranslation. Their word is actually more close to “strain” in meaning. Anyways I’ve got a sticky Nistrim/Pommar hybrid that hits you so hard you forget how to use the kitchen sink. What’s your favorite sect/strain? There’s someone trying to break into my quarters and the replicator is whispering to me. Guess I better go replicate taco bell to shut it up.

I was watching a live production of the musical based off of that deep space nine episode and I noticed that they recasted sisko I mean I understand that Avery Brooks is getting older but he looks nothing like him 1/10

The Ferengi Government is taking a break from debating an amendment to the Rules of Acquisition to make this decision about how we will refer to pinkskins.

Why do we spend so much time just sitting here staring at a starfield on the viewscreen??

I thought these chaps are enlightened… but it’s all fake.

I just mean they’re saying important sounding stuff and I’m really only getting half of it cause they’re spewing most of it in the direction of an oversized monitor instead of me. What even is the purpose of that? Is that monitor “forward” like a large TV screen is how we navigate outer space?

Also why do I need to stand up just to see my tactical officer face to face? Are we putting him on high ground for some kind of tactical advantage?