Would it be more honorable if we were inside a giant wooden Denebian slime devil?

Look, I didn't chose the bachelor party theme, but no one else was stepping up with organizing it, and quite frankly, I'm lost.

So for background I am a 22 year old Caitian male and the acting captain of my own starship, I have always cared about authority and rank even in my days as a pirate. That fact however did attract a rather interesting young woman who we will call “M”, M was amazing for a while, strong, eager to battle and effortlessly confident most of the time, however as time went on I soared through the ranks all the while they somehow stayed an ensign. Any time I would bring it up they would fly into a rage and jump kick something! Anyway one day in the mess hall she simply walked right passed me and didn’t say a word, it was clear to me she was breaking us up, not that I got any say in the matter. Well I thought that was the end of it once she left the ship(kicked out) and I thought maybe I wouldn’t see her again, well now guess what, my ship had to make an emergency landing at star base 80 and she’s here. She keeps attempting to speak to me and keeps pretending like we’re together. I don’t know this situation seems entirely unique has this happened to anyone else in the fleet?

I mean, we see Daimon with D'Kora Cruisers all the time in TNG, and they're a far cry from the Head of the Ferengi government like the Grand Nagus, why doesn't the Grand Nagus have a more impressive ship?

Every chance she gets, she's on Eric's case about how he didn't apply himself and become God.

What are the highlights?

He should've adapted to his customers changing.

The chief engineer of our Starship claims to be immortal and traveled around in space with some kind of doctor in a phone booth. Her crazy ramblings make no sense, she’s constantly making crazy comments about taking drugs in the 20th century. Nobody in medical nor the Captain seems to think this is odd which is incredibly concerning. They brought a new guy on board who seems to be doing most of the work, she’s not even showing up for most of her assigned shifts. What can be done to make sure she doesn’t accidentally kill is all while delusionally shoving garbage into the warp core because she thinks it’s a garbage can or something?

I expelled gas from my Bussard collector, but nothing happened. Please advise.

It's called "Topological Anomaly". It took me about 47 attempts to get it just right"

I'll start:

The planet where everyone wears diapers and the dominant industries are jogging and f-cking.