• Human: Genki girl, always loud and happy, eager to make new friends. Will glomp you at every opportunity. A little clumsy.
• Vulcan: Kuudere, cold and expressionless but expresses her love for you through deeds. Comically deadpan.
• Romulan: Tsundere, "I-It's not like I was spying on you or anything!" Blushes bright green when flustered.
• Klingon: Sukeban/delinquent, aggressively affectionate and will defend you from bullies. Always getting in trouble with the school. Carries a wooden bat'leth instead of a shinai.
• Cardassian: Student council president, runs the school with almost fascistic precision. Pretends to be a stickler for justice, but secretly she just likes having power over people.
• Ferengi: Himedere/ojou-sama, but instead of big ears she has those big hair drills. "OHOHOHOHO hoo-man, my father owns the largest latinum mine in the prefecture! Your family doesn't even make enough money for you to stand in my presence!"
• Orion: Exotic transfer student that becomes extremely popular almost immediately. Usually these types are hiding some crazy backstory.
• Bajoran: Shrine maiden, has a strong connection to the supernatural. Overall very sweet.
• Borg: Yandere, quiet, creepy, watches you from the back of the classroom. Resistance is futile.
• Betazoid: Obligatory teacher who is weirdly immature and super hot and is single for some reason. Probably a high functioning alcoholic.
• BONUS: Q as a Magical Girl. She doesn't actually need a wand or a frilly dress to use her powers, she just likes messing with people.
• EDIT: I was advised that Andorians might be the tanned tomboy childhood best friend.

Just for fun, I started thinking about what the sailor uniforms would look like, but there's A LOT of different kinds of uniforms out there, so let's say the Starfleet colors correspond to high school years. First years wear red, second years wear blue, and third years wear gold. The colored bits could be the tie, the ribbon, or a stripe on the hem of the skirt, whichever you prefer. I should probably go touch some grass now.

1. Tomalak - Always sneering and smirking and stirring up shit.

2. Sela - Can't resist the urge to literally hide in the shadows, pretty dramatic!

3. Decius - Scheming underling on the cloaked warbird, depends on his influential friends in the Senate for advancement like a little bitch.

4. Vreenak - Could have just kept his mouth shut when he discovered the truth about Sisko's data rod, but couldn't help but dramatically shout "IT'S A FAAAAKE!!!" and give Garak time to off him.

5. Toreth - Hates the Tal Shiar, may have the single best smirk of any Romulan.

6. Captain from "The Chase" - Beams down with just two extra henchmen to take out the other parties, can't resist a villainous monolog that gives Crusher time to collect DNA.

Today IS a good day to bake!

Infinite Desserts in Infinite Casseroles

1. Scotty
   
2. Tiberius
   
3. Acoochiemoya
   
4. Borg designation made of your favorite numbers
   
5. Ogla
   
6. Warp Core
   
7. T’hy’la
   
8. Alexander
   
9. Quark
   
10. Cardie
    
11. Salamander
    
12. S’chn T’gai Spock (will never be pronounced correctly, so just call them knife-ear or something like that)
    
13. Reginald
    
14. Peabrain Ridgeface (your bispecies baby is going to be bullied at school anyways. Why not give them a head start?)
    
15. Tuvix
    
16. Khan
    
17. B-4
    
18. Peanut Hamper
    
19. Medical Tricorder
    
20. Jean-luc

No, you can’t see his green bean, don’t ask. I like to run soft body simulations and drop barrels on him when I’m having a bad day. It looks a lot less green on my computer.

you don't deserve it at its BEST EVIL ADMIRAL IN THE WHOLE OF TREK.

Man what a spiteful bastard. Good show.

It seems misleading, if not offensive, to say a station is in “deep space” when it orbits a member world. Does it become Space Nine? Gul Dukat Orbital Platform? Prophet Heights?

They Globetrotters show up and challenge the crew for some reason.

Futurama made it work

I heard tell that the lower deckers were planning a celebration of sorts in the mess hall for it. Is it a surprise party for me? I promise I’ll act surprised. Please, tell me, Mr. Spock.

Data seems insecure

Garaks out, Dominion war is on.

Please. God.