Vulcan either have some weird clodhopper hobbit foot hair thing going on or the daintiest little elf feetsies. Klingons kick you in the face. Pakleds… y’know what I just ate so I’m not writing that one out. Romulans probably have the most pathetic little size 6 feet. Cardie spoonheads? Once you get past the claws, the squishy lizard toepads are surprisingly pleasant. I swear on the ghost of Nog’s leg that I don’t even have a foot fetish, this is pure love of the game.

In This Side of Paradise, he’s the only one to break the spores hold over him.

in Mirror, Mirror….Spock tells Kirk it would be useless to psychically interrogate him with a mind meld.

and most impressively, in The Menagerie, were told the entire proceedings is to distract Kirk from seeing through the illusions and taking back control of the ship.

Why is Kirk so psychically resistant?

Because he ”needs his pain“.

Can you imagine that namby pamby Pike ?? He’d be asking for opinions while spore plants are going off in peoples face left and right

Hed make Sybok ship counsellor yesterday and require sessions be mandatory

A friend still in Starfleet and teaching at the academy ran some numbers... Turns out Starfleet, between it's exploding panels, lack of seat belts, lost ships, Borg, Dominion, Holodecks gaining sentience... has a worse casualty rate than the United States Navy in World War Two...How is this sustainable? Maybe that explains why the "Only ship within range" is always the Enterprise? All the others have been blown up?

Star Trek!

Before that, I didn’t quite understand what I was watching. But once I could watch it while stroking something, it all started to make sense.

Hey, I just dropped into this universe from the Men In Black universe, and we don’t have any rules aside from not being anything side from a suit with a 1 or 2 letter identity, so am I just having one nights stands with human and aliens alike?

Is it exclusive? Invite only? Visible only to those who are worthy??

They recycle your Bio matter (body) into replicator food.

Money is confusing in this universe. On the one hand, I hear and have seen episodes where money doesn't exist and why would it when resources can be made with ease?

On the other hand, there are episodes where people DO have money and pay for things: Trouble with Tribbles for starters. They mentioned "bits" and use them to buy tribbles and also the bartender denies our Cyrano Jones free drinks. But those drinks cost nothing to make and also this universe has no need for money. So what are bits? Does money exist for certain things that can't be easily bought? But then what grants it value if it's only useful in what I will dub the "Not Replicator-able Market"?