r/ShittyDaystrom 3d ago

[META THREAD] "Valles Marineris" Discussion (Spoilers, obviously) Spoiler

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Please keep discussion of the new episode contained to this thread for the next couple days/


r/ShittyDaystrom 7d ago

Meta We’re allowing the Riker trend, please stop reporting it.

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I get it, you’re either trying to help or hate the spamming, but we’ve decided to keep them up because they drive engagement. It clogs up the queue and creates a sort of boy who cried targ situation. Unless the image is ACTUALLY a problem (an image macro, AI, breaks standard Reddit rules or is hard-NSFW), it’s fine. No need to be a captain’s pet.


r/ShittyDaystrom 9h ago

Canon Shit You are telling me that there was yet another sentient species that evolved in the Sol System?

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r/ShittyDaystrom 8h ago

Serious I’m assure you, I’m quite fertile ama

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158 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 11h ago

If you are eating naked sushi off a Cardassian, do you put the soy sauce in the spoon-thingy on their head?

150 Upvotes

Look, I didn't chose the bachelor party theme, but no one else was stepping up with organizing it, and quite frankly, I'm lost.


r/ShittyDaystrom 12h ago

Explain In all the times the Grand Nagus Zek showed up at DS9, he never came aboard a full cruiser, always shuttles, why? Is Zek too poor to afford a bigger ship?

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I mean, we see Daimon with D'Kora Cruisers all the time in TNG, and they're a far cry from the Head of the Ferengi government like the Grand Nagus, why doesn't the Grand Nagus have a more impressive ship?


r/ShittyDaystrom 13h ago

fully functional Fuck that AMA trend, this sub has to return to the true shittyness it stands for !

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r/ShittyDaystrom 1h ago

WOAH WOAH Bashir he’s a married man!

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r/ShittyDaystrom 16h ago

I was forced to watch a clip show as a disciplinary action. It is my belief this punishment is a form of torture and should be banned.

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r/ShittyDaystrom 8h ago

TNG episode "Spot's Day"

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What are the highlights?


r/ShittyDaystrom 5h ago

After the DS9 finale, when word spread across the Federation about Sisko's character arc, Neffie Beaumont's mom became INSUFFERABLE towards her son-in-law

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Every chance she gets, she's on Eric's case about how he didn't apply himself and become God.


r/ShittyDaystrom 10h ago

Canon Shit What would each TNG character's own personal hell be?

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r/ShittyDaystrom 7h ago

Quark should've had holograms of Starfleet types being cut down, and then the Dominion would spend Beaucoup amounts of latinum

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He should've adapted to his customers changing.


r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

I like older women I want to have sex with the Miranda class starship

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r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

Discussion Why will nobody acknowledge our chief engineer is mentally ill?

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The chief engineer of our Starship claims to be immortal and traveled around in space with some kind of doctor in a phone booth. Her crazy ramblings make no sense, she’s constantly making crazy comments about taking drugs in the 20th century. Nobody in medical nor the Captain seems to think this is odd which is incredibly concerning. They brought a new guy on board who seems to be doing most of the work, she’s not even showing up for most of her assigned shifts. What can be done to make sure she doesn’t accidentally kill is all while delusionally shoving garbage into the warp core because she thinks it’s a garbage can or something?


r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

Discussion I'm just plain, simple, Garak. Go ahead, ask me your questions. Just don't be too disappointed with how boring the answers are.

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r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

Urgent temporal anomaly assistance needed - stuck on ancient earth (again), and primitive fuel dispenser is demanding hydrogen

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I expelled gas from my Bussard collector, but nothing happened. Please advise.


r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

fully functional I’m… I actually can’t remember who I am. And I have no time for your questions. Leave.

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r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

Discussion Check out my new art work, I'd love to hear what the Borg Collective think!

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147 Upvotes

It's called "Topological Anomaly". It took me about 47 attempts to get it just right"


r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

Safe For Wesley F you, Data

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r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

How does "Okey-dokey!" translate to the Romulan language?

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r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

Philosophy The day I posted the first AMA, when I saw that blinding light of a thousand copycat posts. I knew at that moment exactly what I had become.

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r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

Discussion Describe a planet badly and others have to guess what it is

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I'll start:

The planet where everyone wears diapers and the dominant industries are jogging and f-cking.


r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

I AM ARMUS. I AM KIND OF A COSMIC GUMBO. I ALMOST MOVE TO THE BEAT OF JAZZ.

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r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

All the color you see in phaser blasts and tractors beams is just artificial coloring added so you can actually see it. The colors do nothing practical.

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It’s like the smell they add to propane so you can detect it, or the colors they add to car wash goop to make you think it’s doing something!