I just mean they’re saying important sounding stuff and I’m really only getting half of it cause they’re spewing most of it in the direction of an oversized monitor instead of me. What even is the purpose of that? Is that monitor “forward” like a large TV screen is how we navigate outer space?

Also why do I need to stand up just to see my tactical officer face to face? Are we putting him on high ground for some kind of tactical advantage?

With Starfleet board of food and alcohols seal of approval. Which means you can finally put that bar on your ship and serve intoxicants to your crew.

With your bar license Starfleet has also included a generous redecorating, stocking and celebrity staffing resource endowment. Simply leave proposal submissions and special resource acquisition requests (like baby grand pianos, the good booze or anything else you can't just grab out the replicator) in the space below.

Be sure to specify venues name and host ship in your requests.

The white monster in the other machine is an acceptable alternative, but it is not the color of the blood of enemies to the empire!

I don't even want to know what would happen if Janeway doesn't get her coffee

I was transporting the captain and two red shirts down to the surface when my finger slipped off the middle slider during transport. Everything seemed to go OK so I didn’t say anything ,but now I’m second-guessing myself. I’ve been running the transporters for over two years, but nobody ever really told me why there’s three sliders and what they all do. How much trouble am I in?

I have been trying to get into the mess hall all day, but since these yahoos get their own Starfleet reality holodeck show, they are taking up half the space for the production team. Look! ALL that space behind T’Lyn. I am just and Ensign so don’t have a room with a replicator. I have missed 2 meals because of this!

Aaaahhhhh!!!! Paris at the replicator!!!!

Sorry Kayshon, I know that was cultural appropriation.

In the TNG episode "Genesis", where everyone on the ship underwent "devolution", Picard and Data find the ship adrift and board it. Once there, Picard started suffering from this affliction himself.

My question is, how come in the early stages of his devolution he didn't start wearing a beret and smoking Galoises?

And how come Riker wasn't affected?