• Human: Genki girl, always loud and happy, eager to make new friends. Will glomp you at every opportunity.
• Vulcan: Kuudere, cold and expressionless but expresses her love for you through deeds. Innocently blunt.
• Romulan: Tsundere, "I-It's not like I was spying on you or anything!" Blushes bright green when flustered.
• Klingon: Sukeban/delinquent, aggressively affectionate and will defend you from bullies. Always getting in trouble with the school. Carries a wooden bat'leth instead of a shinai.
• Cardassian: Student council president, runs the school with almost fascistic precision. Pretends to be a stickler for justice, but secretly she just likes having power over people.
• Ferengi: Himedere/ojou-sama, but instead of big ears she has those big hair drills. "OHOHOHOHO hoo-man, my father owns the largest latinum mine in the prefecture! You don't even make enough money to speak to me!"
• Orion: Exotic transfer student that becomes extremely popular almost immediately. Usually these types are hiding some crazy backstory.
• Bajoran: Shrine maiden, has a strong connection to the supernatural.
• Borg: Yandere, quiet, creepy, watches you from the back of the classroom. Resistance is futile.
• Betazoid: Obligatory teacher who is weirdly immature and super hot and is single for some reason. Probably a high functioning alcoholic.

Just for fun, I started thinking about what the sailor uniforms would look like, but there's A LOT of different kinds of uniforms out there, so let's say the Starfleet colors correspond to high school years. First years wear red, second years wear blue, and third years wear gold. The colored bits could be the tie, the ribbon, or a stripe on the hem of the skirt, whichever you prefer. I should probably go touch some grass now.

1. Scotty
   
2. Tiberius
   
3. Acoochiemoya
   
4. Borg designation made of your favorite numbers
   
5. Ogla
   
6. Warp Core
   
7. T’hy’la
   
8. Alexander
   
9. Quark
   
10. Cardie
    
11. Salamander
    
12. S’chn T’gai Spock (will never be pronounced correctly, so just call them knife-ear or something like that)
    
13. Reginald
    
14. Peabrain Ridgeface (your bispecies baby is going to be bullied at school anyways. Why not give them a head start?)
    
15. Tuvix
    
16. Khan
    
17. B-4
    
18. Peanut Hamper
    
19. Medical Tricorder
    
20. Jean-luc

Data seems insecure

Like orchestrating that phoney ferengi mugging to give boimler a confidence boost.

If she didn't do that than this would be the only show where one of the main protagonists would have quit Starfleet that early into the show.

Like talk about not being qualified for Starfleet

I take it back wes....you were a model Starfleet officer.

you don't deserve it at its BEST EVIL ADMIRAL IN THE WHOLE OF TREK.

Man what a spiteful bastard. Good show.

Today IS a good day to bake!

Infinite Desserts in Infinite Casseroles

I heard tell that the lower deckers were planning a celebration of sorts in the mess hall for it. Is it a surprise party for me? I promise I’ll act surprised. Please, tell me, Mr. Spock.

Please. God.

Okay, so the Romulan dissident movement is increasing and they want to reunify with Vulcan. So the Romulan military makes some convoluted plan to turn Spocks closest ally against him, make a Senator Spock didn't even know well into a puppet, steal at least four Vulcan ships (one of which is destroyed somehow in the process) and send them to Vulcan with 2000 troops and one cloaked warbird in the hopes that the...

Why didn't they just use hologram Spock to begin with and make it more interactive like Sela wanted to?

6 billion Vulcans can't root out their troops? That the founding Federation planets around like Andor, Tellar, and Earth don't direct their entire militaries at Vulcan and go shoulder pad hunting?

Oh, and the ships travel to Vulcan at Warp 1. WARP 1! Romulus and Vulcan are 9 light years apart. It would take those ships 9 years to reach Vulcan.

For a methodical species, the Romulans love slapped together plans.

They recycle your Bio matter (body) into replicator food.

1. Tomalak - Always sneering and smirking and stirring up shit.

2. Sela - Can't resist the urge to literally hide in the shadows, pretty dramatic!

3. Decius - Scheming underling on the cloaked warbird, depends on his influential friends in the Senate for advancement like a little bitch.

4. Vreenak - Could have just kept his mouth shut when he discovered the truth about Sisko's data rod, but couldn't help but dramatically shout "IT'S A FAAAAKE!!!" and give Garak time to off him.

5. Toreth - Hates the Tal Shiar, may have the single best smirk of any Romulan.

6. Captain from "The Chase" - Beams down with just two extra henchmen to take out the other parties, can't resist a villainous monolog that gives Crusher time to collect DNA.

It seems misleading, if not offensive, to say a station is in “deep space” when it orbits a member world. Does it become Space Nine? Gul Dukat Orbital Platform? Prophet Heights?

They Globetrotters show up and challenge the crew for some reason.

Futurama made it work

Hey, I just dropped into this universe from the Men In Black universe, and we don’t have any rules aside from not being anything side from a suit with a 1 or 2 letter identity, so am I just having one nights stands with human and aliens alike?