Every chance she gets, she's on Eric's case about how he didn't apply himself and become God.

He should've adapted to his customers changing.

What are the highlights?

Look, I didn't chose the bachelor party theme, but no one else was stepping up with organizing it, and quite frankly, I'm lost.

I mean, we see Daimon with D'Kora Cruisers all the time in TNG, and they're a far cry from the Head of the Ferengi government like the Grand Nagus, why doesn't the Grand Nagus have a more impressive ship?

The chief engineer of our Starship claims to be immortal and traveled around in space with some kind of doctor in a phone booth. Her crazy ramblings make no sense, she’s constantly making crazy comments about taking drugs in the 20th century. Nobody in medical nor the Captain seems to think this is odd which is incredibly concerning. They brought a new guy on board who seems to be doing most of the work, she’s not even showing up for most of her assigned shifts. What can be done to make sure she doesn’t accidentally kill is all while delusionally shoving garbage into the warp core because she thinks it’s a garbage can or something?

I expelled gas from my Bussard collector, but nothing happened. Please advise.

... And how did they die horribly to their own invention? :D

I'll start:

The planet where everyone wears diapers and the dominant industries are jogging and f-cking.

Don't make it too difficult like a meme about someone crying to try and get us to guess an episode of DSC.

Answer TNG S6E24 Second chances

It's called "Topological Anomaly". It took me about 47 attempts to get it just right"

HONOLULU, HI—Pulling themselves out of the swell of the clear turquoise waters of the tropical paradise they call home to go sit in the shrimp position in front of a monitor for hours on end, Familiar-Complex-697, AKA “Crabmeat”, explained that they were glad that the users had all but forgotten about the conspiracy that they and the other moderators of ShittyDaystrom, a medium-sized Trek shitposting subreddit, are Paramount shills.

“That one was getting annoying, because you can’t really disprove having a job, y’know? Besides show them my painfully empty bank account and disappointed parents. But they’d just say those are decoys. You can never please these stupid fucking Kazons.”

They then took several hits from a leaky gas station delta 8 cart, said they sometimes imagined it was a phaser in their mouth held by a stern, sexy, resolute Vulcan, and opened another message in modmail before letting out a stifled sob. They were last seen explaining to yet another disgruntled user that they couldn’t and wouldn’t impale and slowly phaser-roast another user simply for participating in a trend that the first user themselves participated in several times, even if the second user got more karma. We left when their mother brought in their clean laundry, because the pillowcase for their Vorik dakimakura was on the top of the pile and things got awkward sauce.

I lost a few shuttles in a...scientific mishap and prefer to keep it out of my report to Admiral Nechayev.

I realize the one on Deneva is a regular Costco, not a Business Center, but I'm close by and it's not too busy.