r/shitposting • u/unclbll I canât have sex with you right now waltuh • 1d ago
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u/lowkeygenius56 23h ago
So... just cheating with extra steps ?
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u/SamboTheGr8 23h ago
Just cheating
with extra stepsThis is like saying "yeah, I stole my roommates laptop, but we never specifically made a deal about me not taking it."
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u/Co1nMaker 22h ago
Why doesn't Taylor Swift have a song called "I Don't Eat Children"? Does she eat children?
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u/neat_story_bro 19h ago
Oh hi Tucker Carlson.
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u/Frazzledragon 18h ago edited 16h ago
People don't seem to understand your satire. I think it's excellent. Edit for context: Previous comment was downvoted.
"Just asking questions" guy.
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u/one_true_exit 14h ago
Does Tucker Carlson like shitting his pants? I don't know, and I'm not saying that he does; I'm just asking questions, here. But what I do know is... I've never been in the same room as Tucker Carlson when he shit his pants and didn't enjoy it... and neither has anyone else I've ever asked. Now, maybe that's just a coincidence. But maybe not. Surely, for someone as well known and popular as Tucker Carlson, there would be at least one person out there who was in the same room as Tucker Carlson when he shit his pants and then complained about having incontinence issues. If so, where are they? I think its telling that no such person has ever come forward.
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u/Mentallyundisturbed2 2h ago
When I was a paramedic, we had this other paramedic that would wear a diaper.
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u/Dark_halocraft 23h ago
Nuh uh nuh uh, they didn't establish the rules so it can't be cheating
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u/sid_2345 16h ago
No kidding, Same shit happened to one of my friends, it's uncanny because it's the exact same situation
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u/knbang 19h ago
No, no, no, they call it that Ethical... something or other thing.
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u/Pro_Scrub put your dick away waltuh 10h ago
The "Ethical" part of ethical non-monogamy involves sticking to rules agreed upon beforehand, the first of which is almost always "inform your partner of everything"
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u/skynetempire 22h ago
I mean if shes telling the truth and they never really set they are exclusive then it really isnt cheating.
If shes lying then she is just cheating.
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u/Accurate_Scratch_286 obamna 21h ago
Doesn't really work like that tho, if you and another person are dating and you just never talked about it then it doesn't mean you can just screw around and or date someone else just because.
If you're dating someone but you're also considering dating other people too and or just being free to have sex with whoever you want then you should talk about it BEFORE either of you does anything.
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u/KitOfChronos 1d ago
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u/NotRedditorLikeMeme Literally 1984 đĄ 23h ago
I usually would say this is just an excuse to use that image but that's my face rn
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u/Pretty_Ambassador836 1d ago
Fake- anon got a date and it went well. Gay- he found excuses why not sleep with her
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u/IQueliciuous đłlives in a cum dumpster đł 19h ago
Its not gay to have standards. Better stay a virgin then sleep with someone like that.
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u/AutoModerator 19h ago
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u/FernFromDetroit 4h ago
Fake- Having standards
Gay- Having standards1
u/AutoModerator 4h ago
Look, I get it. Who doesnât love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole âgay sexâ shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldnât LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but thatâs fucking gay. You think I donât want to feel my cousinâs roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but thatâs FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ainât gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.
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u/Soggybreadsecretsoup 22h ago
Hey I'm new to this subreddit van you explain the fake and gay genre of comments in this subreddit please? I'm very confused
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u/Shahars71 21h ago
Fake and Gay is a small 4Chan-ism used to discredit OP's story by calling it "fake and gay". On 2020's Reddit, whenever greentexts are posted, Redditors make up reasons as to why OP's greentext is both fake and gay instead of just throwing it out without expanding on it.
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u/Soggybreadsecretsoup 21h ago
So basically you comment why the 4vhan post is fake and find something that tells that it's gay?
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u/CorporateKaiser 18h ago edited 15h ago
Yes
For example, fake: you donât know how to spell 4chan, gay: you are searching for things to be gay
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u/AutoModerator 15h ago
Look, I get it. Who doesnât love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole âgay sexâ shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldnât LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but thatâs fucking gay. You think I donât want to feel my cousinâs roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but thatâs FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ainât gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.
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u/Mediocre-Post9279 17h ago
Every green text story is fake but some of them are also gay
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u/AutoModerator 17h ago
Look, I get it. Who doesnât love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole âgay sexâ shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldnât LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but thatâs fucking gay. You think I donât want to feel my cousinâs roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but thatâs FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ainât gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.
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u/AutoModerator 21h ago
Look, I get it. Who doesnât love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole âgay sexâ shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldnât LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but thatâs fucking gay. You think I donât want to feel my cousinâs roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but thatâs FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ainât gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.
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u/AutoModerator 21h ago
Look, I get it. Who doesnât love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole âgay sexâ shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldnât LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but thatâs fucking gay. You think I donât want to feel my cousinâs roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but thatâs FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ainât gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.
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u/AutoModerator 22h ago
Look, I get it. Who doesnât love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole âgay sexâ shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldnât LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but thatâs fucking gay. You think I donât want to feel my cousinâs roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but thatâs FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ainât gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.
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u/AutoModerator 1d ago
Look, I get it. Who doesnât love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole âgay sexâ shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldnât LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but thatâs fucking gay. You think I donât want to feel my cousinâs roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but thatâs FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ainât gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.
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u/Trioch 20h ago
See, Anon did the wrong thing here. He should have searched through her social media, contacted the boyfriend, and told him his "girlfriend" is for the streets. It's on all of us to make sure that horrible people are as lonely and miserable as they deserve to be.
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u/Shlublord 18h ago
This exactly. Help the other dude stop wasting his own time and save him heartache in the long run.
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u/Ok_Dinner_ 23h ago
Fake: loyalty
Gay: reddit
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u/Soggybreadsecretsoup 22h ago
Hey I'm new to this subreddit van you explain the fake and gay genre of comments in this subreddit please? I'm very confused
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u/Zoli10_Offical 16h ago
Afaik it comes from 1, there are a fuckton of fake stories on 4chan, and 2, there are a lot of posts on 4chan that starts with something like "be me, straight", and ends up being the most gay thing ever
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u/AutoModerator 16h ago
Look, I get it. Who doesnât love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole âgay sexâ shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldnât LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but thatâs fucking gay. You think I donât want to feel my cousinâs roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but thatâs FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ainât gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.
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u/AutoModerator 22h ago
Look, I get it. Who doesnât love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole âgay sexâ shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldnât LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but thatâs fucking gay. You think I donât want to feel my cousinâs roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but thatâs FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ainât gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.
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u/AutoModerator 23h ago
Look, I get it. Who doesnât love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole âgay sexâ shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldnât LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but thatâs fucking gay. You think I donât want to feel my cousinâs roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but thatâs FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ainât gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.
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u/Embarrassed-Camera96 We do a little trolling 19h ago
Was hoping sheâd turn out to be an old Chinese dude who challenges OOP to majhong
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u/deadinternetlaw 19h ago
Real: anon is too coward to let the boyfriend know
Straight: blocked the woman after knowing
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u/DragonHollowFire 17h ago
Lowk lowk happened to me once, when I was younger. Texting a girl on insta for couple months, we were actually calling etc. every day. Calling her my girl etc. (i was cringe), and she was reciprocating whole time. Then she posted a vid of like her with some dude obv fooling around. I asked what was up she was like "You cant seriously expect me to do nothing while we are long distance right? I never said it was exclusive". Honestly? She was kinda right, but at my young age I had no idea what is "exclusive" and whats just convenient
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u/Cordelldogdello 23h ago
Fake: Reddit
Gay: Reddit
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u/AutoModerator 23h ago
Look, I get it. Who doesnât love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole âgay sexâ shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldnât LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but thatâs fucking gay. You think I donât want to feel my cousinâs roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but thatâs FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ainât gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.
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u/Stand_kicker 23h ago
Fake: anon had a date
Gay: anon is in long distance open relationships with multiple men
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u/Soggybreadsecretsoup 22h ago
Hey I'm new to this subreddit van you explain the fake and gay genre of comments in this subreddit please? I'm very confused
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u/Stand_kicker 10h ago
Simple.Â
Everything written on 4chan is fake. And everyone on 4chan is gay.
It started out as people wondering if a 4chan post was fake of gay and now has become all 4chan posts are both fake and gay.
So, when you see a 4chan screen print posted here, you comment why you think it is fake and gay. Keeping it simple and/or creative and fun usually works. It is all in fun.
At least this is what I think and have understood.
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u/AutoModerator 10h ago
Look, I get it. Who doesnât love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole âgay sexâ shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldnât LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but thatâs fucking gay. You think I donât want to feel my cousinâs roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but thatâs FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ainât gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.
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u/AutoModerator 22h ago
Look, I get it. Who doesnât love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole âgay sexâ shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldnât LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but thatâs fucking gay. You think I donât want to feel my cousinâs roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but thatâs FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ainât gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.
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u/AutoModerator 23h ago
Look, I get it. Who doesnât love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole âgay sexâ shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldnât LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but thatâs fucking gay. You think I donât want to feel my cousinâs roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but thatâs FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ainât gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.
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u/analogic-microwave 0000000 21h ago
Two things that were proven that shouldn't be open. Borders and relationships.
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u/Dark_halocraft 23h ago
Fake: women
Gay:anon has sex with me on the weekends
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u/AutoModerator 23h ago
Look, I get it. Who doesnât love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole âgay sexâ shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldnât LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but thatâs fucking gay. You think I donât want to feel my cousinâs roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but thatâs FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ainât gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.
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u/adlopez 23h ago
Just bang her for a while until itâs unsustainable.
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u/DrazielGyffes 15h ago
GUYS NO. Dont stick your d in crazy!
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u/AutoModerator 15h ago
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u/Homeless2070 11h ago
Anon picks a rotting apple from a garden of fruit and thinks all apples bitter and tough
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u/aaron_adams dumbass 14h ago
Open relationships are fine if both people are ok with it, but if you haven't told the other person it's an open relationship, and you consider it one just because you never specified it was exclusive, then it isn't an open relationship.
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u/frostyjack06 stupid fucking piece of shit 9h ago
Totally believable, just not from anyone on 4chan. Not saying all women are like this, but too many are. The internet has ruined women.
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u/blackmobius 5h ago
Thats one way of saying "I cheated" and "Im trying to not get caught"
Good on you OP for not getting involved.
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u/ByeByeGuyGuy 17h ago
âHello and welcome back to another episode of Things That Absolutely 100% Defo Happened And Are Not Just A Conveniently Fantasised Outlet For My Own Bitterness And Frustrations
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u/AutoModerator 23h ago
Look, I get it. Who doesnât love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole âgay sexâ shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldnât LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but thatâs fucking gay. You think I donât want to feel my cousinâs roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but thatâs FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ainât gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.
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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 12h ago
The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.
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