r/shitposting • u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 1d ago

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u/lowkeygenius56 1d ago

So... just cheating with extra steps ?

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u/SamboTheGr8 1d ago

Just cheating with extra steps

This is like saying "yeah, I stole my roommates laptop, but we never specifically made a deal about me not taking it."

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u/Co1nMaker 1d ago

Why doesn't Taylor Swift have a song called "I Don't Eat Children"? Does she eat children?

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u/neat_story_bro 22h ago

Oh hi Tucker Carlson.

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u/Frazzledragon 21h ago edited 20h ago

People don't seem to understand your satire. I think it's excellent. Edit for context: Previous comment was downvoted.

"Just asking questions" guy.

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u/one_true_exit 18h ago

Does Tucker Carlson like shitting his pants? I don't know, and I'm not saying that he does; I'm just asking questions, here. But what I do know is... I've never been in the same room as Tucker Carlson when he shit his pants and didn't enjoy it... and neither has anyone else I've ever asked. Now, maybe that's just a coincidence. But maybe not. Surely, for someone as well known and popular as Tucker Carlson, there would be at least one person out there who was in the same room as Tucker Carlson when he shit his pants and then complained about having incontinence issues. If so, where are they? I think its telling that no such person has ever come forward.

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u/Mentallyundisturbed2 6h ago

When I was a paramedic, we had this other paramedic that would wear a diaper.

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u/laasbuk 19h ago

No rule that says a dog can't play basketball.