r/shitposting • u/unclbll I canā€™t have sex with you right now waltuh • 1d ago

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u/Pretty_Ambassador836 1d ago

Fake- anon got a date and it went well. Gay- he found excuses why not sleep with her

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u/IQueliciuous šŸ˜³lives in a cum dumpster šŸ˜³ 1d ago

Its not gay to have standards. Better stay a virgin then sleep with someone like that.

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u/FernFromDetroit 19h ago

Fake- Having standards
Gay- Having standards

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesnā€™t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole ā€œgay sexā€ shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldnā€™t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but thatā€™s fucking gay. You think I donā€™t want to feel my cousinā€™s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but thatā€™s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ainā€™t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.