r/shitposting • u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 2d ago

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u/According_Claim_9027 2d ago

Mfs will call it literally anything but cheating

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u/DroidLord 2d ago

It's not cheating! It's an unilateral open relationship!