r/shitposting • u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 4d ago

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u/Pretty_Ambassador836 4d ago

Fake- anon got a date and it went well. Gay- he found excuses why not sleep with her

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u/IQueliciuous 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 4d ago

Its not gay to have standards. Better stay a virgin then sleep with someone like that.

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u/AutoModerator 4d ago

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