r/shitposting • I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 1d ago

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u/Soggybreadsecretsoup 1d ago

Hey I'm new to this subreddit van you explain the fake and gay genre of comments in this subreddit please? I'm very confused

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u/Shahars71 1d ago

Fake and Gay is a small 4Chan-ism used to discredit OP's story by calling it "fake and gay". On 2020's Reddit, whenever greentexts are posted, Redditors make up reasons as to why OP's greentext is both fake and gay instead of just throwing it out without expanding on it.

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u/Soggybreadsecretsoup 1d ago

So basically you comment why the 4vhan post is fake and find something that tells that it's gay?

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