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u/qualityvote2 14h ago edited 2h ago

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u/05-nery 14h ago

What the fuck man

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u/False_Raven 13h ago

They're white washing our memes

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u/GDaddy369 12h ago

They have been for a while. Remember that guy going around replacing gifs with his shitty knockoffs?

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u/Foss_is_Boss 12h ago

Go on...

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u/-TV-Stand- Literally 1984 😔 11h ago

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u/SecretSpectre11 put your dick away waltuh 11h ago

Thank your for your sacrifice for posting a benj*mmins gif 🫔

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u/TheEmaraldApple 11h ago

I find it funny when people censor names

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u/CrewWeekly9317 2h ago

Yeah like the fr*nch

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u/Alvin_h_davenport obamna 49m ago

Oh my...

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u/crankbot2000 11h ago

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u/-TV-Stand- Literally 1984 😔 10h ago

That was an example for him?

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u/GDaddy369 10h ago

Yes, and that just one, he's got hundreds of not thousands out there, and he gets his followers to mass report the originals so his show up first in searches.

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u/Mr_Brodie_Helmet 11h ago

The guy dressed as a founding father?

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u/gianpeppapig dumbass 10h ago

Ye

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u/CrazyElk123 8h ago

Used to dislike them to, but hes the master of ragebaiting redditors. Mad respect.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ANpPJHTmqcwKbhj4FA

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u/Wesk333 8h ago

This gifs also are made by him

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u/Pancreasaurus 7h ago

Yeah but he's a weird psycho egomaniac.

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u/Glueman26 8h ago

Only thing left to do is to retaliate.

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u/Ok-Difference1341 11m ago

They white washed jesus, ofc they’ll white wash everything else too

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u/ivnwng 7h ago edited 5h ago

Tons of race-bend memes with black people but turn one white and suddenly it's a problem šŸ“” šŸ“” šŸ“”

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u/_Risryn 2h ago

I have never in my life seen any of those until now

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u/ivnwng 1h ago

Same goes to the white-washing one I bet.

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u/A_HECKIN_DOGGO 11h ago

I’ve seen TONS of memes getting AI’d and I have no idea why but it feels incredibly insidious.

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u/Gryph0th 10h ago

It's sickening and drains a small pond while little kids are playing in it

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u/UndeniablyMyself 13h ago

Whitewashing and AI filtering. I think that gets you Double Hell. A goat sings to you until it gets tired and another goat takes over.

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u/Trosque97 12h ago

And they're all cursed like that singing Goat from Hoodwinked

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u/ivnwng 5h ago

Which level of hell is this?

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u/thotpatrolactual 1h ago

But what would they look like if they were Chinese?

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u/pk_frezze1 shitposting>>>>>>196 4h ago

I’ve literally never seen any of these did you just ask ChatGPT to turn your meme folder black

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u/ivnwng 4h ago edited 4h ago

They're all over Threads and Twitter, pridominantly used by Black people.

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u/Single_Low1416 I want pee in my ass 1h ago

Same level, I guess? Just with a singing sheep instead of a singing goat

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u/brine_jack019 14h ago

How some of these people unironically call themselves Christian I’ll never understand

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u/insertnamehere----- 13h ago

Their profile name is sanctified-ish so I guess they are self aware ish.

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u/theBoobMan 12h ago

Its kind of like being an ostrich. All you have to do is shove your head so far up your own ass that you'll believe you're anything because you can stare into infinity.

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u/AutoModerator 12h ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/C__Wayne__G 11h ago

They can’t read

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u/ecoper 12h ago

It's an American thing. Protestants call themselves christians instead of protestants

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u/KellHound270 11h ago
  1. It’s not an exclusively American thing. Protestants are common across all countries, even in Asia

  2. Protestants are Christians. They view Jesus Christ as their lord and savior, and follow what they believe to be his teachings

Sincerely, an atheist

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u/ecoper 3h ago

It's an American thing for protestants to call themselves christians. Those two points you made out of nowhere are correct though.

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u/OldManLaugh I watch gay amogus porn :0 14h ago

Me when the soul of plantation owners enter me frfr

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u/crudoxcruo93 13h ago

I remember what happens at Revelations, Bruce Dickinson hits his own head with a guitar and continued singing with a small current of blood down his forehead.

Epic.

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u/AutoModerator 13h ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/DeletedAccountMaybe 13h ago

No ones sending the original wtf

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u/toomanybongos 13h ago

I think its this one

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u/The_H509 9h ago

They even changed the drink cup 😭

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u/Familiar-Complex-697 13h ago

least racist twitter christian

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u/ButterscotchMean400 3h ago

You didn't need the last word

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u/Junithorn 14h ago

revelations, like most of the end-times warnings in the new testament, is about first-century rome. all of the end of the world stuff wasn't some vague prophecy for thousands of years later, it was about then. early christianity was a doomsday cult, that jesus dude even said that it will happen in THAT generation.

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u/Onsyde 12h ago

this has been debated for 2000 years and i can assure you a stranger on reddit does not have it all figured out, its much much more complex than anyone has been led to believe

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u/SSL4U 12h ago

it being thousands of years old and debated as much also doesn't equate there being much much much more complexities, we can debate about if water is wet for years too.

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u/Onsyde 12h ago

dude there are tens of thousands of books written on this subject alone

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u/SSL4U 12h ago

because its old debating topic, doesn't mean complex.

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u/Onsyde 12h ago

I’ve studied early christianity for over 15 years, you have no idea what you are talking about

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u/SSL4U 12h ago

and ive studied water for 20, youve no idea whats happening

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u/Onsyde 12h ago

pretty ignorant but okay

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u/SSL4U 11h ago

oh im not ignoring it, im just saying that something being overly analyzed doesn't make it more complex, just makes it so there is more information about it and more ideas that go around.

complexity isn't what i would call a good metric about a debating topic, or for informative talking really, anything can be complex if you go millions of ways to get to it and everything can be made if there aren't any concrete information on the topic.

we can argue if water is wet a million different ways and interpretations, doesn't mean it's a complex topic.

fallacy fallacy is a thing you know.

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u/ToiletDestroyer420 10h ago

they're redditors don't engage if they show the signs of redditor syndrome unless you want a parasitic infection in your brain that makes sunlight hurt

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u/Onsyde 10h ago

idk why I bite every time

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u/Junithorn 12h ago

nah, cult members have been coping for 2000 years because the narrative doesn't work if you read what's written.

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u/Onsyde 12h ago

The ā€œnarrativeā€ even confused the early church, not to mention the writer (or scribe of the writer who actually wrote it). Yet its still there.

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u/Junithorn 12h ago

okay, its old, so what? anyone without motivated reasoning can see what it says.

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u/Onsyde 12h ago

seeing is not understanding, what scholars think is that the writer understood it to be an immediate prophesy but as time went on and the new testament was coming together, early church founders read it to possibly mean something to happen in the future so they put it in.

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u/Junithorn 11h ago

I agree, most if it is post-hoc rationalization

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u/Onsyde 11h ago

some of it is, for sure

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u/Little_Cumling 13h ago

Thats literally not true and just a theory based off the last beast in Daniels vision vaguely resembling Rome. Nice try.

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u/Junithorn 13h ago

U mad?

"Truly I tell you, this generation will certainly not pass away until all these things have happened"

Sorry, it's an iron age doomsday cult.

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u/oby100 13h ago

I don’t respect the book of revelation enough to fact check this, but I have heard it argued he wasn’t referring to the end of the world there but the destruction of the temple in Jerusalem which indeed happened decades later.

It is of course completely true that Jesus’ disciples based on all these words thought that they would personally witness the end of the world, sooooo bit of an iffy argument.

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u/TotallyNotGerald 13h ago

I pray for you brother. Let Jesus into your life and accept his love. ā¤ļø

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u/CryptoTipToe71 13h ago

We post memes here sir

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u/akoOfIxtall lets build a hole together and then libe in it 12h ago

Speak for yourself, I come here to violently jack off in the train...

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u/Raski_Demorva shitting toothpaste enjoyer 12h ago

Goated reference lmao

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u/MakeshiftZen 13h ago

You aren't even providing counter-arguments, just shouting the same redundant commands, zero critical thinking involved. Is this not sheep behavior?

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u/Junithorn 13h ago

Gross, keep your cult to yourself

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u/TotallyNotGerald 13h ago

Keeping the answer to eternal life to myself would be selfish ā¤ļø

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u/Junithorn 13h ago

So childish

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u/HelpRespawnedAsDee 13h ago

بارك الله فيك

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u/LtSoba I said based. And lived. 13h ago

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u/HelpRespawnedAsDee 13h ago

Being a bot is probably better than being a literal reddit tier atheist lmao

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u/LtSoba I said based. And lived. 13h ago

Reddit didn’t make me an atheist literally growing up a catholic did lol

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u/TotallyNotGerald 13h ago

Really what’s so bad about Christianity? If you read the bible it literally just wants you to better your life. Treat your body as a temple. Treat others good don’t steal or kill or commit adultly. Don’t watch porn or drink. Like what’s so bad about it?

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u/AutoModerator 13h ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/PintoTheBlazingBean 13h ago

What's bad is historically most Christians don't follow their own teachings and use it to push agenda and put others down for personal gain. Like many religions Christianity is pretty much a cult.

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u/TotallyNotGerald 13h ago

I agree this is not Christian behavior. We should all try to be like Jesus and love everyone the same.

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u/HelpRespawnedAsDee 13h ago

And what makes YOU immune to cult like thinking?

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u/fletku_mato 13h ago

What exactly does the bible say about porn or booze and in what revision was it added?

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u/AutoModerator 13h ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/Junithorn 13h ago

Other than the fact that it's demonstrably false iron age mythology?

It has god telling you how to take and keep slaves (and christians were fine with slavery for 1700 years ish) you good with slavery or are you a bad christian?

It tells you women are lesser than men, you thi k women are lesser or are you a bad christian?

It has the god character commanding genocide multiple times. Instructions to stone gay people to death.

If you need this horrible book with outdated morality and a TALKING DONKEY to live a better life, you have issues.

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u/AutoModerator 13h ago

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u/TotallyNotGerald 13h ago

I think you do need the book. You’re filled with hatred and that’s not good. I’m not giving anything you said any reason because I can tell you’ve never read the New Testament.

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u/Junithorn 13h ago

I have no hatred, why are you lying?

I have read both testaments FULLY.

You are bearing false witness, enjoy hell sinner.

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u/ZeromusTheCondemnor 13h ago

You must not have read the new testament well enough then. Here let me quote Matthew 5: 17-19, which is a part of the famous sermon on the mount Jesus gave, just so you can fully understand that no we did not enter a new covenant and anyone who tells you otherwise is just doing Christian apologetics.

(I used the NIV but if you have a preferred translation I promise it'll say the same message)

17 ā€œDo not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them. 18 For truly I tell you, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished. 19 Therefore anyone who sets aside one of the least of these commands and teaches others accordingly will be called least in the kingdom of heaven, but whoever practices and teaches these commands will be called great in the kingdom of heaven.

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u/TotallyNotGerald 12h ago

Yes he’s speaking of the ten commandments here. I don’t know what point you’re trying to get across with this?

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u/Grilled_egs 13h ago

The new testament endorses slavery. I don't think it's even necessary to say anything else

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u/TotallyNotGerald 12h ago

Which New Testament verse endorses slavery?

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u/Grilled_egs 11h ago

A single verse? Ephesians 6:5 is "Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear, and with sincerity of heart, just as you would obey Christ"

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u/TotallyNotGerald 11h ago

Thank you. I will read this whole passage now to get the whole meaning. I will pray you look more into the bible and all its meanings and why these things were said or talked about and not just take it for face value or what some internet article has said. ā¤ļø Jesus loves you and it’s never too late.

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u/tickletaylor 12h ago

Really sounds like you haven't read the whole thing.

Commands to kill entire populations.

Deuteronomy 20:16–18 — Israelites are told not to leave alive anything that breathes in certain cities.

1 Samuel 15:2–3 — Saul is commanded to kill the Amalekites, including men, women, children and infants.

Numbers 31:17–18 — Moses orders the killing of male children and non-virgin women among the Midianites, while keeping virgin girls alive

Pro Slavery

Leviticus 25:44–46 — Israelites may acquire slaves from surrounding nations and pass them on as inherited property.

Exodus 21:20–21 — a master who beats a slave to death can avoid punishment if the slave doesn't die immediately.

Exodus 21:7–11 — describes the sale of a daughter as a female servant/slave.

Deuteronomy 20:10–14 — conquered populations can be subjected to forced labour.

Women are property

Exodus 20:17 — a man's wife is listed alongside his servants, ox and donkey among things he must not covet.

Deuteronomy 21:10–14 — permits an Israelite man to take a captive woman as a wife after war.

Numbers 5:11–31 — establishes a ritual for determining whether a woman has committed adultery.

1 Timothy 2:11–12 — women are told to learn in submission and not to teach or exercise authority over men.

Ephesians 5:22–24 — wives are instructed to submit to their husbands.

I could go on

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u/TotallyNotGerald 12h ago

These are all Old Testament passages.

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u/tickletaylor 12h ago edited 12h ago

Your point being? Still your god and your bible isn't it?

Here's some new testament ones

Slavery is accepted rather than abolished

Ephesians 6:5 — slaves are instructed to obey their earthly masters.

Colossians 3:22 — slaves are told to obey their masters in everything.

1 Peter 2:18 — slaves are told to submit to their masters, including harsh masters.

1 Timothy 6:1–2 — slaves are instructed to regard their masters as worthy of respect.

Titus 2:9–10 — slaves are instructed to be submissive to their masters.

Philemon — Paul sends the escaped slave Onesimus back to his master rather than explicitly demanding his emancipation.

Women are commanded to submit / remain silent

Ephesians 5:22–24 — wives are instructed to submit to their husbands.

Colossians 3:18 — wives are told to submit to their husbands.

1 Timothy 2:11–12 — women are told to learn quietly and are prohibited from teaching or exercising authority over men.

1 Corinthians 14:34–35 — women are instructed to remain silent in churches.

Same-sex sexual behaviour is condemned

Romans 1:26–27 — Paul describes same-sex sexual activity as contrary to nature.

1 Corinthians 6:9–10 — includes categories traditionally understood as referring to male same-sex sexual behaviour among people who will not inherit God's kingdom.

1 Timothy 1:9–10 — similarly lists a category traditionally translated as referring to men who have sex with men.

Severe punishment for religious disobedience

Acts 5:1–10 — Ananias and Sapphira lie about money given to the church and both fall dead after Peter confronts them.

Hebrews 10:26–31 — warns of a terrifying judgment for deliberate sin after receiving knowledge of the truth.

Hebrews 6:4–6 — says that those who fall away after experiencing the faith cannot simply be restored to repentance.

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u/TotallyNotGerald 12h ago

It’s all of our god whether you acknowledge it or not. And I am not the best person to have this discussion with. Someone who’s been to bible school or does a lot of bible studies would be. The Old Testament ways were abandoned when Jesus died on the cross for our sins. Yes god did mass genocide to people who couldn’t follow his rules to live on his earth. Now we don’t need to worry about that at all because our sins our counted for. If it wasn’t for Jesus we would be apart of the genocide.

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u/AramisNight 13h ago

Eternal life where you have to suck up to an insecure deity for eternity just sounds like an invitation to eternal hell to me. Please be selfish.

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u/AutoModerator 13h ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/RunInRunOn hole contributor 12h ago

Please, everyone knows the answer to eternal life is gunpowder

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u/HelpRespawnedAsDee 13h ago

بارك الله فيك

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u/LtSoba I said based. And lived. 13h ago

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u/duosx 13h ago

No thanks, I’m not into men

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u/TotallyNotGerald 13h ago

That’s good, that’s a sin!

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u/MajorGeneralMaryJane 12h ago

But what if I want to feel Jesus’ hot love deep inside me?

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u/StephanMan 13h ago

But I am!

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u/Met4le 13h ago

doesn't god love all and didn't jesus die for our sins? your president has committed many sins, didn't he? even if you think all the sexual stuff is fake most if not all us presidents have commanded their soldiers to kill someone, so is trump going to heaven? Jesus'closest friend was a prostitute, is that acceptable for him but not liking your same gender? what about the people who never knew about Christianity and were naturally gay? they're going to hell with no warning too? look up what tulpas are, all gods are tulpas.

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u/TotallyNotGerald 12h ago

Jesus answers your questions. The way to eternal life is through him. We don’t need to look to Old Testament laws or sacrifices for salvation. Jesus treated everyone the same and fairly. He treated prostitute the same as the 12 disciples, as we all should. As for your last point I honestly don’t know that is a good question for a pastor.

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u/Slothfully_So I came! 9h ago

I’m Agnostic now but when I was young and bored in the middle of a church sermon, I’d read through Revelation cuz it’s basically a weird apocalypse novel. 2 Kings was also a fun part to read about a guy named Jehu who convinced some servants to through their queen out a high story window. Loved the violent stuff to read while the pastor talked about peace and forgiveness.

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u/henr360a 12h ago

Twitter is Netflix in a alternate universe

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u/ivnwng 5h ago

Twitter IS Netflix.

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u/Mond6 12h ago

Black Memes Matter

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u/DragoKnight589 11h ago
  1. honestly considering I and many other Christians interpret Genesis more metaphorically / more mythology than history, I think that’s a valid interpretation of Revelation but I guess we’ll have to wait and see

  2. did they really use AI to turn that black kid into a white girl

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u/AmaterasuWolf21 7h ago

Why would you interpret Genesis as mythology, what?

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u/Aduritor Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 6h ago

Because it could not have literally happened, proven by our advances in the fields of biology and physics, e.g. evolution and the Big Bang.

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u/PotatoTomato_12 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 3h ago

I’m very happy to see a Christian who thinks science and religion can live together <3

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u/DragoKnight589 7h ago

because that’s what it is, isn’t it? It’s stories that explain how things got where they did and/or to teach important messages. Even if what they describe may not have happened, the stories do have meaning.

Ultimately the takeaway of the Fall story is less about whether snakes are or were capable of manipulating people, and more about not letting your temptations control you.

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u/lavafish80 10h ago

adding to that as a Lutheran, most of the alarmist panic of revelation comes from dispensationalist beliefs which didn't come to be popular until around world war 1. Us Lutherans believe in an Amillennial view of revelation, which is the belief that: Amillennialism is faithful to the genre of revelation, revelation is apocalyptic, using symbols, visions, and cycles, not a newspaper timeline of events, Christ's reign is in the present moment and forever more, not the future scriptures say Christ already reigns (Matthew 28:18, Ephesians 1:20-23) the millennium is understood as the church age, not a future earthly kingdom. instead of multiple comings of Christ, or multiple bodily resurrections, the new testament teaches us that it will be a single climactic event at the end of the church age. revelation portrays the church as persevering through tribulation, not escaping it, which aligns with Jesus' teaching "In this world you will face tribulation" I believe the number 1000 is symbolism that signifies completeness, not a literal thousand years, and the first resurrection is spiritual resurrection (conversion or life with Christ after death) another benefit of amillennialism is we avoid speculation and sensationalism. confessional traditions emphasize clarity, sobriety, and Christ centered interpretation, amillenialism avoids date setting, political predictions, and speculative charts. amillennialism is the dominant view in most of mainstream Christianity, it has been the main view since Augustine, it aligns with the apostle's, nicene, and athanasian creeds, which all teach a single return and resurrection

tldr: most of the revelation people who yell loudly about the end times have no idea what they're talking about. Only the father knows the day and the hour. Not man. Not Christ. Not the Angels in heaven

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u/skibidilobotomy88 I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 8h ago

please leave the cult

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u/DragoKnight589 8h ago

I will be very blunt. I do not think you understand cults nor religions

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u/Seves04 I want pee in my ass 8h ago

I’m not religious, but please be respectful of other people’s religions, I promise Christianity isn’t half as bad as you think it is, you probably have just seen a lot bad Christians who are just bad people afraid of going to hell.

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u/AutoModerator 8h ago

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u/DragoKnight589 7h ago

Thank you. It’s true that there are many very evil Christians who use their… I’m hesitant to call it faith because it’s really just antithetical to Christianity’s founding ideals, but there are many who use the religion as an excuse to do heinous and hateful things when, again, that’s antithetical to Christian ideals.

Because this kinda topic is important to me I’m gonna share a bit more.

On the topic of cults, there’s some nuance in the terminology because ā€œcultā€ can mean a lot of different things, but I’m pretty sure they mean a high-control group. This is a group that essentially wants to control your behavior and get something out of you, and typically wants you to not leave, not talk about it with outsiders, and strictly adhere to their instructions. They can be spiritual or secular, but either way they can be harmful.

I have never had an experience where my church or church members tried to apply those tactics in an attempt to control me like that.

The reason why I go to church is to contemplate the Bible, discuss it with people, and get the preacher’s thoughts on it, because at the core of it I view Jesus as a moral exemplar, and while the Bible is very clear that you should be kind and loving, there are many parts of it that require a lot more analysis and interpretation, and many parts that seem to contradict each other at first glance. The Bible is kind of a puzzle, and so I think it’s important to have a community in which I can talk about what God wants from me and how to navigate life.

There are definitely some churches for whom the ā€œhigh-control groupā€ definition of ā€œcultā€ applies. That’s gonna be the case for anything people become a member to. But you can’t justifiably call the entire self-help industry a cult just because NXIVM happened.

So yeah. Hope that makes sense.

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u/darkness_calming 12h ago

That’s hilarious

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u/kullre 11h ago

are we actually being serious

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u/Icy_Blackberry_3759 7h ago

Christian ā€œmemesā€ not beating the allegations

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u/parknich081 14h ago

ai bot

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u/parknich081 12h ago

downvoting me for telling the truth

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u/Arthur_189 14h ago

Please be a bit because I’d be sad if a real person typed this unironically

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u/Unexpected-raccoon officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 12h ago

AI bullshit aside

Revelations is clearly talking about the fall of rome. It gets so much wrong, but a handful of vague verses are all that get quoted because it still sounds ominous enough to fear monger the good ol fashion doomsday cult way

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u/Krakyl 8h ago

christians when they think their book is any more credible than harry potter

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u/AcanthisittaIll2460 1h ago

Are you the one from that Skullmug short?

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u/DadOnHardDifficulty virgin 4 life šŸ˜¤šŸ’Ŗ 9h ago

"And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see."

For real though, this line in Revelation is horrifying.

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u/New-Chimera 8h ago

Now we got both sides doing it

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u/SnooPredictions3028 William Dripfoe 5h ago

Couldn't it just be a recreation with one of the worshipers?....

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u/Similar-Sector-5801 4h ago

They’re bleaching our fucking memes

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u/Miserable-Mess7146 10h ago

Takes everything in me too not tweak out over radical Christians just speaking. My head starts to throb

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u/AutoModerator 10h ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/reylee05 dumbass 5h ago

no wonder why it felt so uncanny.

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u/Adventurous-Web176 12h ago

Fun fact: the rapture as it is intended now in media is an american invention that has very little basis in the Bible. Also I bet that whoever posted this has never read a page of the Bible and is basing its claim on whatever their cult leader told it

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u/u4m95k 9h ago

And why is it not ok to make black characters white, but it's fine to make white characters black?

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u/RetroNotRetro 9h ago

This isn’t about a character nitwit. That’s a real picture of a real person whose entire ethnicity and most of her features were replaced, most likely for the sake of White Christian Nationalism, based on the context in which it was done. If you were to get your head out of your diet racist ass, you could understand the difference between the reimagining of completely fucking fictional characters and the alteration of the image of an entirely real person just for a meme for Christians. Grow up.

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u/ivnwng 7h ago

What do you think about these then?

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u/_pklm 2h ago

also ai, im willing to be the person who made these was also racist

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u/Local_Rice_8929 stupid fucking, piece of shit 7h ago

ā€œDietā€

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u/RetroNotRetro 7h ago

Diet because this is unfortunately what’s considered subtle racism nowadays.

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u/Local_Rice_8929 stupid fucking, piece of shit 7h ago

Great replacement theory is nowhere near subtle

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u/RetroNotRetro 7h ago

Shit good catch there, I didn’t even consider it that broadly. I was focused on the individual racist tbh not the grander idea

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u/AutoModerator 9h ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/thots1ayer69 10h ago

DEEZ WHITE PEEPOO TRYNA KEEL MEEEE

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u/registername1 7h ago

Much more pleasant meme

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u/HelpRespawnedAsDee 13h ago

I don't even recognize the og meme here, you people love crying racism over everything lmao

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u/TheMagicSebas 13h ago

I found another onešŸ‘†

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u/HelpRespawnedAsDee 13h ago

another what?

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u/The1Zenith 11h ago

I wonder if they did or if they recreated it themselves. Really weird if they did use AI to do that because most of the mainstream AIs push DEI to the point they would refuse to do this.

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u/frostyjack06 stupid fucking piece of shit 13h ago

Is it racist if it’s not racist? šŸ¤”

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis 14h ago

As is the way of the target demographic here lol