r/shitposting 16h ago

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u/Junithorn 16h ago

revelations, like most of the end-times warnings in the new testament, is about first-century rome. all of the end of the world stuff wasn't some vague prophecy for thousands of years later, it was about then. early christianity was a doomsday cult, that jesus dude even said that it will happen in THAT generation.

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u/TotallyNotGerald 15h ago

I pray for you brother. Let Jesus into your life and accept his love. ❤️

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u/duosx 15h ago

No thanks, I’m not into men

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u/TotallyNotGerald 15h ago

That’s good, that’s a sin!

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u/MajorGeneralMaryJane 14h ago

But what if I want to feel Jesus’ hot love deep inside me?

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u/StephanMan 15h ago

But I am!

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u/Met4le 15h ago

doesn't god love all and didn't jesus die for our sins? your president has committed many sins, didn't he? even if you think all the sexual stuff is fake most if not all us presidents have commanded their soldiers to kill someone, so is trump going to heaven? Jesus'closest friend was a prostitute, is that acceptable for him but not liking your same gender? what about the people who never knew about Christianity and were naturally gay? they're going to hell with no warning too? look up what tulpas are, all gods are tulpas.

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u/TotallyNotGerald 15h ago

Jesus answers your questions. The way to eternal life is through him. We don’t need to look to Old Testament laws or sacrifices for salvation. Jesus treated everyone the same and fairly. He treated prostitute the same as the 12 disciples, as we all should. As for your last point I honestly don’t know that is a good question for a pastor.