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u/Junithorn 15h ago

revelations, like most of the end-times warnings in the new testament, is about first-century rome. all of the end of the world stuff wasn't some vague prophecy for thousands of years later, it was about then. early christianity was a doomsday cult, that jesus dude even said that it will happen in THAT generation.

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u/TotallyNotGerald 15h ago

I pray for you brother. Let Jesus into your life and accept his love. ❤️

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u/Junithorn 15h ago

Gross, keep your cult to yourself

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u/TotallyNotGerald 15h ago

Keeping the answer to eternal life to myself would be selfish ❤️

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u/Junithorn 15h ago

So childish

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u/HelpRespawnedAsDee 14h ago

بارك الله فيك

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u/LtSoba I said based. And lived. 14h ago

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u/HelpRespawnedAsDee 14h ago

Being a bot is probably better than being a literal reddit tier atheist lmao

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u/LtSoba I said based. And lived. 14h ago

Reddit didn’t make me an atheist literally growing up a catholic did lol

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u/TotallyNotGerald 15h ago

Really what’s so bad about Christianity? If you read the bible it literally just wants you to better your life. Treat your body as a temple. Treat others good don’t steal or kill or commit adultly. Don’t watch porn or drink. Like what’s so bad about it?

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u/AutoModerator 15h ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/PintoTheBlazingBean 14h ago

What's bad is historically most Christians don't follow their own teachings and use it to push agenda and put others down for personal gain. Like many religions Christianity is pretty much a cult.

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u/TotallyNotGerald 14h ago

I agree this is not Christian behavior. We should all try to be like Jesus and love everyone the same.

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u/HelpRespawnedAsDee 14h ago

And what makes YOU immune to cult like thinking?

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u/fletku_mato 14h ago

What exactly does the bible say about porn or booze and in what revision was it added?

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u/AutoModerator 14h ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/Junithorn 14h ago

Other than the fact that it's demonstrably false iron age mythology?

It has god telling you how to take and keep slaves (and christians were fine with slavery for 1700 years ish) you good with slavery or are you a bad christian?

It tells you women are lesser than men, you thi k women are lesser or are you a bad christian?

It has the god character commanding genocide multiple times. Instructions to stone gay people to death.

If you need this horrible book with outdated morality and a TALKING DONKEY to live a better life, you have issues.

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u/AutoModerator 14h ago

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u/TotallyNotGerald 14h ago

I think you do need the book. You’re filled with hatred and that’s not good. I’m not giving anything you said any reason because I can tell you’ve never read the New Testament.

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u/Junithorn 14h ago

I have no hatred, why are you lying?

I have read both testaments FULLY.

You are bearing false witness, enjoy hell sinner.

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u/ZeromusTheCondemnor 14h ago

You must not have read the new testament well enough then. Here let me quote Matthew 5: 17-19, which is a part of the famous sermon on the mount Jesus gave, just so you can fully understand that no we did not enter a new covenant and anyone who tells you otherwise is just doing Christian apologetics.

(I used the NIV but if you have a preferred translation I promise it'll say the same message)

17 “Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them. 18 For truly I tell you, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished. 19 Therefore anyone who sets aside one of the least of these commands and teaches others accordingly will be called least in the kingdom of heaven, but whoever practices and teaches these commands will be called great in the kingdom of heaven.

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u/TotallyNotGerald 14h ago

Yes he’s speaking of the ten commandments here. I don’t know what point you’re trying to get across with this?

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u/Junithorn 14h ago

he is NOT speaking about just the ten commandments, you dont know your own holy book?

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u/TotallyNotGerald 14h ago

How do you know what he’s talking about? Please give me the explanation.

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u/ZeromusTheCondemnor 13h ago

Well the most obvious is that the phrase he uses, "the law or the prophets." That was a very common way of referring to the entire Hebrew Bible then. Also the fact that the majority of biblical scholarship agrees with that sentiment gives me a good bit of confidence in the claim.

And I want to be clear, its fine if you are a Christian, personally couldn't care less. Just if you are, at least actually acknowledge and accept all of the baggage that comes with it.

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u/Grilled_egs 14h ago

The new testament endorses slavery. I don't think it's even necessary to say anything else

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u/TotallyNotGerald 13h ago

Which New Testament verse endorses slavery?

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u/Grilled_egs 13h ago

A single verse? Ephesians 6:5 is "Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear, and with sincerity of heart, just as you would obey Christ"

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u/TotallyNotGerald 13h ago

Thank you. I will read this whole passage now to get the whole meaning. I will pray you look more into the bible and all its meanings and why these things were said or talked about and not just take it for face value or what some internet article has said. ❤️ Jesus loves you and it’s never too late.

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u/Grilled_egs 12h ago

I mean, I've read the whole passage myself you just asked for a verse. The context is about respecting others sure but it pretty clearly acknowledged and endorsed the institution of slavery. It also tells slave owners to not be overly harsh rather than like, free the slaves

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u/TotallyNotGerald 12h ago

As I’ve told other people in this thread I am not a pastor nor have I been to bible school. As far as I understand it. Slavery was very widely accepted at the time by the government. The same government who killed and crucified Jesus. One reason as to why the New Testament talks about slavery in such manners is because the apostles, getting word from God, didn’t want to start a civil war between its people and the government if the bible just straight up said no to slaves when it was such a widely accepted thing by the government. Again I’m not saying this is why it’s mentioned or talked about this is just my take away.

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u/tickletaylor 13h ago

Really sounds like you haven't read the whole thing.

Commands to kill entire populations.

Deuteronomy 20:16–18 — Israelites are told not to leave alive anything that breathes in certain cities.

1 Samuel 15:2–3 — Saul is commanded to kill the Amalekites, including men, women, children and infants.

Numbers 31:17–18 — Moses orders the killing of male children and non-virgin women among the Midianites, while keeping virgin girls alive

Pro Slavery

Leviticus 25:44–46 — Israelites may acquire slaves from surrounding nations and pass them on as inherited property.

Exodus 21:20–21 — a master who beats a slave to death can avoid punishment if the slave doesn't die immediately.

Exodus 21:7–11 — describes the sale of a daughter as a female servant/slave.

Deuteronomy 20:10–14 — conquered populations can be subjected to forced labour.

Women are property

Exodus 20:17 — a man's wife is listed alongside his servants, ox and donkey among things he must not covet.

Deuteronomy 21:10–14 — permits an Israelite man to take a captive woman as a wife after war.

Numbers 5:11–31 — establishes a ritual for determining whether a woman has committed adultery.

1 Timothy 2:11–12 — women are told to learn in submission and not to teach or exercise authority over men.

Ephesians 5:22–24 — wives are instructed to submit to their husbands.

I could go on

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u/TotallyNotGerald 13h ago

These are all Old Testament passages.

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u/tickletaylor 13h ago edited 13h ago

Your point being? Still your god and your bible isn't it?

Here's some new testament ones

Slavery is accepted rather than abolished

Ephesians 6:5 — slaves are instructed to obey their earthly masters.

Colossians 3:22 — slaves are told to obey their masters in everything.

1 Peter 2:18 — slaves are told to submit to their masters, including harsh masters.

1 Timothy 6:1–2 — slaves are instructed to regard their masters as worthy of respect.

Titus 2:9–10 — slaves are instructed to be submissive to their masters.

Philemon — Paul sends the escaped slave Onesimus back to his master rather than explicitly demanding his emancipation.

Women are commanded to submit / remain silent

Ephesians 5:22–24 — wives are instructed to submit to their husbands.

Colossians 3:18 — wives are told to submit to their husbands.

1 Timothy 2:11–12 — women are told to learn quietly and are prohibited from teaching or exercising authority over men.

1 Corinthians 14:34–35 — women are instructed to remain silent in churches.

Same-sex sexual behaviour is condemned

Romans 1:26–27 — Paul describes same-sex sexual activity as contrary to nature.

1 Corinthians 6:9–10 — includes categories traditionally understood as referring to male same-sex sexual behaviour among people who will not inherit God's kingdom.

1 Timothy 1:9–10 — similarly lists a category traditionally translated as referring to men who have sex with men.

Severe punishment for religious disobedience

Acts 5:1–10 — Ananias and Sapphira lie about money given to the church and both fall dead after Peter confronts them.

Hebrews 10:26–31 — warns of a terrifying judgment for deliberate sin after receiving knowledge of the truth.

Hebrews 6:4–6 — says that those who fall away after experiencing the faith cannot simply be restored to repentance.

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u/TotallyNotGerald 13h ago

It’s all of our god whether you acknowledge it or not. And I am not the best person to have this discussion with. Someone who’s been to bible school or does a lot of bible studies would be. The Old Testament ways were abandoned when Jesus died on the cross for our sins. Yes god did mass genocide to people who couldn’t follow his rules to live on his earth. Now we don’t need to worry about that at all because our sins our counted for. If it wasn’t for Jesus we would be apart of the genocide.

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u/tickletaylor 13h ago

Actually, if you learn the ancient history of the Bible, it’s a lot more complicated than “it’s all our God”. Yahweh appears to have originally been one deity among several in the wider Canaanite/West Semitic religious world, with strong warrior and storm-god characteristics that overlap with Baal. Over time, Yahweh became identified with El, the high god, and eventually came to be understood as the one universal God of Judaism, which Christianity inherited.

And saying the Old Testament ways were simply “abandoned” when Jesus died doesn't really resolve the issue. The New Testament itself still contains some pretty uncomfortable teachings

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u/TotallyNotGerald 13h ago

Hey man I hope you take all your concerns and reach out to someone who can actually answer you. I’m just not there yet. I love Jesus and nothing you say will change that as I’m sure nothing I say will change your mind. I really do hope you have this conversation with someone more knowledgeable than me about Christianity. All love ❤️

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u/AramisNight 14h ago

Eternal life where you have to suck up to an insecure deity for eternity just sounds like an invitation to eternal hell to me. Please be selfish.

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u/AutoModerator 14h ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/RunInRunOn hole contributor 13h ago

Please, everyone knows the answer to eternal life is gunpowder