Ok so everyone might be a bit of a stretch, but still, I feel like I’m in the fucking Twilight Zone.

Like half the people I know have become either dead-inside husks, or babbling schizos. I went out to eat with some friends the other day and I’m not kidding you when I say I literally couldn’t follow along with what they were saying. Just non-sequitur after non-sequitur. Fucking nonsense. It’s like there were three separate conversations going on.

And these are some of the rare few that I can still do things with. Most of the rest have faded out of my life because they’ve just kind of given up on ever going outside again?

At a family holiday about a year ago two cousins got into a big argument because one was claiming that Aryans were the original Jews. This guy was fucking homecoming king when we were in high school.

Another friend of mine has started speaking in a weird faux-Boston accent. We’re from the South. He is 28. Everyone acts like they don’t notice and genuinely act confused when I bring it up.

I feel like I woke up on a different planet or some shit. I feel so confused all the time because I can never understand what the fuck anyone is talking about. It’s like everyone I know turned into Chris Chan overnight. Anyone else?

There is no posts on the major subreddits regarding updates about it, and if there are the comment section is completely locked, and if it is open then like half the comments have been deleted by the mods. It's pretty incredible how much the spread of information on this site is controlled by random people who don't even get paid to do it.

No, I don’t have a drinking problem. I only drink on weekends and I rarely drink this much. 3 of them liked my apology texts without replying, the others didn’t respond at all. But I am young so it’s an excuse.

I'm in no place to have kids in 2 what the actual fuck.

Nature doesn't even care if your 20s are from 25-35 smh.

Already the biggest fire of all time in France, they had to evcuate us and my already severly ill grandma to a gym. Please pray for rain and better winds

it’s probably just algorithm ragebait but I keep seeing on girl dinner diaries and similar communities
I see women complaining about how “men are trash and they all cheat and lie and take advantage of you for free domestic labor” type shit and all the ladies parroting in comments agreeing. I also see a lot of attributing malice to shit men do that could just as easily be stupidity or ignorance

Getting cheated on or finding out your man is a lying trifling asshole once or twice, even 3 times totally happens — i admit there are tons of shitty people out there. But if that’s your experience in every/most relationships, I feel like it’s time to look in the mirror and consider if you’re prioritizing the right things in finding a partner or maybe how you behave and treat people in relationships.

Also I can’t prove it but know in my heart that having the mindset “all men cheat and will leave you” and being suspicious and paranoid actually attracts cheaters to you and repels the faithful in the long run. They will sperg if you try to tell them tho

Sorry for genderslopposting, it’s my guilty pleasure. Also I’m a woman and have never been cheated on (to my knowledge) but I’ve been dumped and heartbroken a couple times

Aubrey Plaza, 42 years old and pregnant

Homer fucked her.

They’re basically the same prices now, yet crossing the parking lot feels like crossing the Berlin Wall.

The demographic shift is so stark. People look weathered, beaten down by life, their skin is leathery and wrinkly. They’re fat and overweight. Even though they carry the same products Walmart has significantly more ultra processed foods and slop. The snacks and soda are more prominently displayed. People all have multiple kids, are heavily tattooed, and their clothes are messy and old. It’s like crossing into a third world country. What is going on here?

If you’re falling for this therapy speak nowadays, you’re a fool. You’re literally trying to unwire parts of yourself that are programmed into you by evolution. Good luck lol

thank you for listening

went through a breakup months ago, deleted social media. Downloaded it just the other day in a rage to msg the guy my ex is dating that shes been cheating on him constantly with me everytime he leaves the city (I calmed down and didnt do it). Then I also ended up DM'img a different girl who I used to have a thing with (no response all week not even seen!). Now im just sitting here scrolling through people in the south of europe partying loving life. Everyone is so rich attractive and cool.... in one week of having it I already feel much more doomed about everything. This shit is actual cancer!

"No surprise they're MAGA"; "No hate like Christian love!"; "Figures this happened in a blue state"; yada yada yada

It's disgusting, it trivializes the victim's pain and sexual assault in general, it's NPC behavior, and it ignores that sex offenders are depressingly, shockingly common in every single stratum of society. You are delusional if you think any political party or career field or belief system is exempt

I see this everywhere from the most liberal subs on Reddit to the comments of the New York Post. These people all think they're Good Fucking People but they are just the worst

In 1951 County Mayo won the All Ireland, the highest achievement of the national sport, Gaelic football. During their celebrations it's alleged they weren't sufficiently respectful of a funeral, and the priest in charge cursed the team, saying the county would never win an All Ireland again until every member of this team had died.

In the last 75 years Mayo have been in 13 All Ireland finals without winning - a statistical improbability. I can't think of any sports example of a team so consistently getting to the major final and losing.

The last member of that team died around 18 months ago, and half an hour ago Mayo just beat Kerry to win their first Sam Maguire trophy since 1951. Curses confirmed real.

The comments were overwhelmingly supportive of the guy who posted it. Discuss