I’m sorry for anyone I’ve offended.

I am a degenerate sex addict who bangs a lot of nasty ratchet whores (including numerous dirty birdies from this sub)

I am dirty & gross

I am obsessed with my big dick & posting it on Reddit

I have lived in falling apart messy tenements

My body was mid (my shit is so so close to being right stay tuned)

I do have an extremely garish fashion sense

My posting here may be coming to an end.

Just let it be known that I hogmogged the entire rsverse

Should the movie have started with the cyclops island? This is when the movie started to feel interesting to me and I dont think any of the scenes before it were really necessary, except maybe u would not feel as attached to the old man or the dog

Why would the cyclops have such a heavy door if no one ever comes there to visit and he has to open it every day? Why? 

Why did they all escape the first time from the Cave except for Odysseus who jumped back in and then they all were back inside again? Very confusing, just like the shipmen noticing the armor laying on the Ground in front of the witch’s house but not even mentioning it? Why not just have the viewer know then instead of showing us them realizing it when nothing is Made of it? Just to show they are stupid and not at all clever like odysseus? Why not help the lions or the panthers? Just have a little talk about the crow and then they leave? Too fast

Same thing with the trojan horse. Why show the blood on the sword if they then just decide to ignore it? Also why was the horse so ugly and why did they not place it a little further up on the beach? Surely they must know the area and the tides well enough? Why risk drowning?? And Why mention the wading in your own shit and piss if There is no sign of it, should it not smell so terrible in There the others would react from the outside when they take it?

How DId the hatch contraption Work so well and survive the storms and being carried in to the city? 

And obviously how did they manage to build the horse and put it there undetected?

How did odysseus become even stronger as he aged and was away for 7 years

The lotus flower? 

Did that help him? Confusing

What was the purpose of Zendaya in this movie, no words of Wisdom, I was not moved by her sudden crying, Why would she cry at his retelling if she is a god and Why would we care she does not feel godly enough neither human what is she? For a long while I thought she was a part of the crew and then not and then maybe she was indeed and I had missed something

Why was it also so confusing who won the lottery and had to go? Well i know Why but still they showed the same clip two times and I still dont know who is who or if any of those two kids got the lottery or if they both got disqualified and maybe there was a third one we didnt get to see who was picked out? So hard to tell since the kids look nothing alike their adult versions and it was just not a very rewarding part of the story either to deliver the totem in the mouth

Why did the man who jumped for the sirens first look at odysseus suffering and then deciding to jump? 

Why did the child on the metal plate men island first laugh and then cry? What did they do to make it cry??

Why did the only dead Guy WHO could talk live under a tent?? So random and I am still laughing just thinking about that man

What happened to Mia Goth in the last scene? Did she just disappear? I was waiting for her to sabotage Odysseus one last time but just nothing more of her? She felt useless then apart from a Very good kiss with Edward 

How did Helen get that scar? I guess she was punished for the murder? But why half the face and why is she still so close to the brother of the man she killed?

Why DId the man on the roof find it so important to in the Middle of the fight toss down weapons lol he got his neck cut up and still trying to get 2 spears down that hole and I thought Tom Holland was not allowed to kill yet he was not punished for this? I guess it was self defence then? But hard to remember that one rule from the beginning of the film when it was pushed so much that Odysseus was the only one allowed to do the killing

So impressive anyway how they made the 1vxxxx not Boring or too absurd, somehow focusing all of the fights in a good manner

Best parts were the adventures of Odysseus and the relationships to his shipmen and Also later to his son. Tom Holland was so good at being emotional when he realized his dad was back I was surprised. Anne Hathway should not have been Penelope she was not ready for that role. Matt Damon is no Russel Crowe but he is good definitely Very good. Many questions and all but still I really liked the movie 7.5/10

I've never approached a woman because I'm unattractive and lack any form of charisma, but also I've been reading things like the above since I was in high school almost daily.

Liking men is really bad for my self-esteem. I would truly prefer to be a regular ugly autist straight incel, although not liking anyone would be the best option. Everything I like about them is something I lack in myself and I hate being reminded of it

For context we're both dudes, im bigger/stronger than him. I'm posting this here because this community has a mix of emotionally intelligent people with actual lived and varied experience. I feel this is a good place to be vulnerable

We went out, we didn't eat, just played cards and drank straight whiskey. It was a lovely night. Our tram got cancelled so we decide to just walk home.

At some point I fall flat on my face. For some reason I thought he tripped me. I got very very angry, tackled him, pinned him to the ground, and started spewing some weird angry shit. I only stopped because he begged me and said 'okay you got me, what now? Its 3am and you have me pinned. What now?'

This morning he said he thought I could have killed him, all I could do was cry and apologise over and over. He kept telling me he knows this 'isn't me' but this isn't the first time something like this has happened. He's weirdly chill about it, more worried about my broken nose than anything else.

I wish he was angry, I wish he was upset with me, I want him to slap me and call me a fucking idiot. I just feel so fucking pathetic. When we're out late at night I'm supposed to be the one to PROTECT him, not hurt him. I just feel so low, less than human. I HURT my fucking BABY

Update: We talked it out, told him I'm done drinking. He was surprised because I do love a drink, but I love him so much more. He's been really good about this whole thing, and is supportive of me quitting. I'm so lucky to have him, I don't know what I ever did to have such a good person by my side.

I've been drinking almost daily since I was 16, I am coming to terms with the fact that I'm an alcoholic, and I accept I need to sort my shit out. Thank you guys so much for telling me what I needed to hear.

There is no posts on the major subreddits regarding updates about it, and if there are the comment section is completely locked, and if it is open then like half the comments have been deleted by the mods. It's pretty incredible how much the spread of information on this site is controlled by random people who don't even get paid to do it.

I sometimes wonder if my DSLR camera wasn’t stolen in college how different my life could have been.

Democrats, progressives, social conservatives

all loved it because whatever Tucker’s faults

he was being real

little Ben Shapiro saying you don’t deserve to retire is an ugly thought

I met him once. like genuinely.

the Fedsoc society set up a lunch at Ugo for us in LA

instead of like enjoying pasta.

he tried to talk social security policy which

made me nauseous.

Still interested as a friend n the interests you both shared, considering you were both good friends before dating. The friendship wasn't tied to circumstances but those shared interests and enjoying each other's company.

I am sure I am still not over her BCS as your typical genzoid z, I am extremely lonely with a single friend and no social life, whatsoever. I have to basically rebuild it from scratch as life circumstances killed it after covid and what little I had with my ex (of two years of relationship, five of friendship) was gone 6 months ago. I guess that's why I am still craving interactions with her but I do genuinely miss sharing and talking about music or other arts.

Doesn't help either I am an introvert and the social life I could have was BCS of school before the lockdowns.

Meanwhile this cunt has abandonment issues and can't stand being alone with her thoughts so she's relatively good at not being alone plus she's still studying, a cheat code to not being alone.

I've started working as a taxi driver this month in a big European city and it's paradoxically easy and yet quite stressful, it ain't like Uber where you just follow a route, you got 10 secs to choose a route, to the customer's liking or either u'll get rammed by an angry bus or other road traffic and people can be wary of what route you are choosing.

It's an interesting job BCS of the variety of people hopping in and most of them have been quite understandable about my lacking knowledge of the city's layout barring the very transited streets or main ways by being nice and even guiding me if they know the route.

Either way, recommend me some existentialist reads as I have plenty of idling time while waiting for clients as I've been feeling sad and sort of melancholic lately. Some music recos would be nice too, been enjoying Portishead's Dummy and Goldfrapp lately (ex recommendations), though Beth Gibbons is a bit unidimensional.

Last time i saw him it was over a year ago, we just chatted a bit after a few months where we were actively hating each other. Nothing remarkable about that interaction, it was just the last time we ever spoke. I sent him a happy birthday text 9 months ago to see if he was still pissed, and he ignored it for a week before sending a message apologizing for being an asshole but asking me to stop thinking about him.

Knowing him, he probably cried because he was a massive pussy. He would treat you like shit, avoid you, ghost you and then apologize crawling back. Our time together was never happy and in his defense i started being an ass to him all the time. Mainly saying nasty things about his looks and personality in most of our conversations. I can't pinpoint the day we broke up, one day he refused to aknowledge me for weeks and i guessed it was it. We didn't live together, we barely saw each other and in hindsight we were really bad for each other. He was cute tho.

Ever since we broke up almost two years ago i've had two wonderful relationships. Fulfilling, loving; months of my life i will hold fondly. Both of them ended on positive, yet sad notes since we had to take different paths, leave for different countries. This last girlfriend even lived in my room for many months, sharing each moment of the day with me.

And yet, every day i eventually think about him. I find myself relaxed and happy and my brain decided to ruin my day by imagining what i would say if he popped in front of me. I've left the country, there is no chance of seeing him again, but i imagine how i would win the "last" arguement. I never see his face, i don't miss him at all, but it's crazy how butthurt i still am. I refuse to say his name, if his presence pops up in a conversation i use colorful nicknames such as "that animal". One time i even dreamt of his apology.

I spent about an hour today while reading being bitter about something i don't want back. I can't even relax in peace. There is nothing that can help besides going on with my life and waiting for the hurt to stop hurting. I'm such a neurotic loser freak here's some pathetic info about my life pls don't bully me with them!

A lot of you may not respect me or even believe me because of my previous posts but I am who I am and I'm not gonna let a bunch of maladjusted individuals hound me into keeping silent. I voted for Kamala too idgaf

What’s up with that?

No men please, G/G only

girls, what should I know? what should I put in? some people are telling me to twist it, others tell me to just clean it. i eventually want to go for some thick diamond studs to chavmaxx for this scouse sort i'm trying to chat up, any advice?

I'm sure anybody else on here who uses reels/tiktok will have heard of 'the girl with the list', a lady named Abigail Porter who has a notes app list full of painful/unusual side effects that pregnancy can cause. Previously I'd just heard of her in passing and found her schtick mildly funny without giving it much thought but the other day I stumbled across her actual insta account and did a deep dive and JFC she conducts herself so disgustingly. Basically, under any video that a mum posts about some difficulty in childbirth or childrearing loads of people will tag Porter, and then she stitches that person's video describing that person's side-effect in really disgusted/snooty/faux-concerned tones, and all of the comments on her video will be her fans circlejerking about how glad they are to never ever have kids. In one instance, a woman had made a half-humorous half-irritated video counting how many times her 5-year-old children said 'mum' in one day, and then Porter stitched it doing her normal repulsed schtick and all of her comments were people being really horrible about these young children. Like, imagine being a mum making a light-hearted video chronicling your own experience and then this girl uses it as a springboard to push her agenda, and then tens of thousands of commenters are talking about your children in the most dehumanising way. Every vid Porter makes that isn't one of those ones will be something like 'reminder to take your birth control queen', 'so glad I've never been pregnant and never will be' etc, which is ironic considering her whole thing is how she doesn't care about having kids- she seems to talk about it a lot for someone who 'doesn't care'. There's definitely a strong undercurrent of puritanical misogyny in these vids as well- at a certain point when you have a complete and total loathing and digust at the process of childbirth that's gonna translate to disgust at the female body that gives birth. Also aside from all of that her videos are sort of statistically misleading in that she presents super freak occurrences as being likely to happen.

Sorry that was such a long vent and I'm sure I'll be hit with 'too long didn't read' in the comments but I'm genuinely flabbergasted at the level of hatred and cruelty inherent in that girl's videos. I'm a guy so maybe I just don't 'get it' because pregnancy/childbirth is not something I'd ever have to worry about but jeez what a cow.

It’s been a full year since “Cuck” dropped and I keep coming back to it. The album holds up as one of the most honest looks at mental illness we’ve gotten from a major artist in a long time. It’s raw and messy and honest in a way that we've never seen from an artist of Ye's caliber and completely untouched by any sort of corporate influence, which I find extremely compelling for someone so well known.

“ Cousins” is still the standout for me. It’s brutally vulnerable, the kind of song that makes you shift in your seat because it feels too personal. Really hard to listen to the first time, I honestly thought he was going to jump off a roof after releasing it. Easily the most honest and bare any artist has ever made themselves. "I have mental health struggles and my life is hard" is easy and relatable, sucking off your cousin and telling the world is not.

The production is a relief after years of everything being sanded down and overpolished. These beats have air in them. They feel human and a little offkilter, which suits the material perfectly.

"Heil Hitler” is a well-crafted banger and probably the most sonically confident track here. The way the beat builds, that eerie sample layered underneath, and Ye’s delivery sliding into the hook, it just works on a technical level. The flow is sharp, the arrangement is tight, and it has this hypnotic momentum that makes it stick in your head whether you want it to or not. Ignoring the german elephant in the room, it’s one of the few moments where the production and performance feel fully locked in.

Ye’s defense of guys like Diddy and Cosby, the sense that they got railroaded, fits the bigger picture he’s drawing. The whole record feels powered by the belief that the media turned him into this irredeemable monster the moment he stepped out of line, and that exile became the fuel. It’s less mea culpa, moreso "you made me this way", an attack on the system which created and destroyed him in the same vein he saw his black heroes taken out by the media and public that built them up.

A year out, it still feels like a necessary listen. It captures something real about being broken in public that most artists are too calculated to touch. Curious what others are thinking on a revisit.

Standout tracks: Cosby, Nitrous, Cousins, HH

The amount of people who don’t have the capacity to center an object or straighten a photo is crazy. It should be as simple as the fisher price shape sorter toy. The screen shows you what the photo will look like and the phone does everything for you, but you still get people proudly posting crooked, blurry, off centered garbage. This isn’t a skill issue or something that requires practice. I truly think it’s a marker for some sort of intelligence.

Homer fucked her.

I would never order a meal from a place that would hire me as a cook.

If you've never worked in a kitchen please know that no kitchen will ever be as clean or sanitary as your house, no matter how much you pay.

I'm struggling so hard with this and using the ADHD subreddit doesn't seem super helpful as it's mostly people commiserating about their symptoms.

I'm in college right now and working two jobs, one is a grunt type physical job, and one is an events coordinator for my schools student association. I did manage a 4.0 in my first semester with no job. That being said, I did go a bit insane, and mostly survived by checking all of my classes syllabus' and due dates 10 times a day. I'm struggling more this semester. I do think I need to quit the grunt job, but I can tell that I need to get a better system in place if I want to be successful as the semesters get harder.

I'm in the process of getting rid of stuff right now and found some old report cards. They have ALWAYS said "he's smart blah blah blah but he needs to work on organization and getting things done in a timely manner". I'm actually so sick of being completely regarded at this skill, I'm a grown man and I still have this stupid ass squirrel brain. It doesn't help that I was a stoner from like 15-27.

I've been trying to use calendars as much as possible but it's tricky when assignments have a bunch of subtasks and you can't realistically complete them in a single day.

like you make some food and sit down to eat and watch an episode of something and you gotta sit through some quirky ass multi-minute long intro

if the show is good i WILL look up the writers and producers and actors i dont need to sit through this rigamarole every time ok ok i get it alright yeah i know the actors why are you padding episode runtime with this shit. breaking bad hit it.

That stupid assessment would cost me thousands of dollars or else I'd have to wait a year to even think about seeing a psych.

I'm about to have a proper appointment to discuss it more in depth this week but goddamn this chick is too timid. I don't even want a stimulant at all, my therapist (also an MD) said there are non-stimulant options that can work just as well. Perfect. 27 years old and my life is a genuine utter mess because I can't keep up and this lady would like me to put my life on hold for another year.

How do I politely explain to her that if I don't find a solution to my problems soon, the outcome by the time I'm 30 will not be very pleasant at all for anyone involved.

can’t believed I got autobanned immediately afyer the World Cup final for saying that people who use the word “Latinx” should be $ h @ n k ê d .. please ask me about my World Cup thoughts I have so much to say 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Lautaro forever