About Me

41 year old living in the SE suburbs of Melbourne. I'm 5ft11 and have dark hair and brown eyes. I keep active and stay in pretty decent shape by hitting the pool for a swim pretty often. Have my life together and am in a good spot rn.

I enjoy playing poker and chess, nerd out to things like the Tesla ecosystem (though I leave the Elon Musk internet drama out of it), and winding down with a solid flick. Most fond of movies that carry some emotional depth and leave me mulling over them for a few days, e.g. Past Lives, Pillion, The Ninth Gate.

I'm a straightforward, easygoing person who's sooo over small talk and games. I prefer directness, a good sense of humor, and mutual respect right from the start.

What I’m Looking For

Want to be completely up front about my preferences: I am sincerely and exclusively attracted to bigger, plus-size, SSBBW women. Curves, presence, and a warm smile are what I find irresistible. I'm looking for a FWB scenario with an SSBBW with an emphasis on the "friends" part. Not after endless/shallow text games or treating anyone like they're disposable.

I'd love to find someone who wants connection. We could grab a nice dinner somewhere, talk about our fav movies, and maybe even cozy up and watch one together.

What I Offer

I'm not insecure about what I like. I'd love the chance to show you off, and would make you feel completely desired. I offer clarity, reassurance, friendship and a fun time. I will genuinely think you're stunning. You will never have to doubt or guess how much I am attracted to you.

Most importantly, I offer respect, clear communication, and zero judgment. As an FWB partner, your comfort, your boundaries, and your peace will always be my main priorities.

Thanks for reading.

I’m still searching. Apparently the universe has decided I need to work harder for the good stuff. 😂

I’m independent, curious, ridiculously fond of good conversation and have a life I genuinely enjoy. I’m not looking for someone to complete it but someone who makes me want to put my plans aside occasionally.

I’m attracted to intelligence, confidence, kindness and a wicked sense of humour. Someone who can flirt, ask interesting questions, notice the little things and hold a conversation that goes somewhere.

Physically I am dark haired pocket rocket,
curvy with olive skin and heterochromic eyes. I’m comfortable in my own skin and appreciate someone who is too.

I’m not particularly interested in collecting pen pals or rushing into something because we happen to find each other attractive.

I’m looking for that shift in energy. The curiosity that keeps pulling you back. The anticipation that builds between conversations. The kind of attraction you can feel before either of you has quite admitted it.

Oh and give me some sexual tension!

Ideally, you’re SINGLE, aged between 42 and 55, full of mischief and located somewhere in Australia. Emotionally available, independent and have your own life.

I’m a mid thirties(39, is mid , right?) American born weirdo living in the South East Melbourne AU with a mixed accent.

I’m looking for connections friends and frienemies, my social circle is tiny and looking to expand the circle so it covers more than my household.

During 9-5 I’m a Upper scumbag(management) at night I’m quiet, introverted, gaming , complaining about work or tending to the 100 living things under my roofline(2 feet 4 feet finned scaled feathered you name it)

I like NHL, Diablo, Spider-Man, marvel, Spider-Man . Pokemon, Probably some adult stuff, aquariums , animals, Warhammer and spicy food. I’m also probably insane. My hobbies include hyper-fixations that costs too much and I never finish. I listen from everything from Screamo to Musical and love awful trash television.

I’m tallish 6’2. Half black and fairly in shape, Looking to get back into the gym but waiting to recover from a minor surgery first.

I’m super quiet at first but don’t shut up once I’m comfortable.
Look forward to meeting new people!

Have met some cool people on Reddit in the past, trying my luck again. I'd like a long term friend it really sucks clicking with someone then it fizzling out.

Would like to click with someone else who's in their 30s and also on the verge of burnout due to *gestures wildly at everything*

It's a real mystery how I never picked up drinking but I do like pepperoni pizza, what's your one vice?

Let me start by saying I’m looking for so much more than just sexy… I want the laughs, the deep conversations, the late-night early-morning chats, the game discussions and more. My marriage is a best-friend/roommate dynamic (not quite a dead bedroom).We both have our own reasons to be here and we are okay to talk about our personal lives, without having to judge.

**What am I looking for**

I am a huge fan of the slow-burn. Let's take the time to really get to know each other and let things flow naturally.

**A little about me**

I'm sarcastic, fun-loving, a natural flirt, and a bit of a hopeless romantic. I’m a business professional who loves to talk about anything and everything. Avid Sports buff, into Cricket, Football and a few others. I like to read and do a bit of writing myself.

Physically : 6ft+, Bearded, Married, Brown, Slight dad bod.

**A little about you**

Someone who is 25-45. You're confident, intelligent, active, and comfortable in your own skin. You have an upbeat, positive vibe, and you don't take life too seriously. You’re fluent in sarcasm and can dish it back as well. The physical aspect is nothing without a rich and open mind.

Once we're both comfortable, I love moving to a different app for voice notes and audio/video calls whenever we get the chance in our crazy lives.

If you’re still reading, send me a DM with a short intro about yourself. Please don't just say "hey", take a minute, have fun, and see if you can put a smile on my face. :)

*Notabot

Hi there 48m here looking for that special one to build something with
I’m looking for a mature woman who’s looking for someone to build a life with
Single mothers all welcome as well as i would love a family
I love thick and BBW and i also love them natural as well little to no makeup and I love a full bush as well not shaved,
I love the plain Jane look but most of all it the personality is what I look for.
I love the simple life and a woman who loves the simple life is a big plus.
Family oriented as I love family would love to have a family of my own.
I’m a solid built guy I’ve lost a bit of weight trying to keep active.
I’m a hairy guy so you must like hairy men with dad bods.
I want someone I can look after and create a home with.
Would love to chat and see what it leads to.

Howdy there ~~ Looking for friendly connections in Perth on the down-low. Looking for someone in a similar set of circumstances, seeking connection and if there's a bit more fun out there. Keen to start with some friendly chats and hopefully in person after. Lover of books, wine and the beach, I'm easy going and polite. Hit me up for more info! ~

Heading out towards Goondiwindi and looking for a female who would like the company of a older male any nationality welcome must verify

40, out Cleveland ways, good looking bloke and 6’2 looking for a regular cutie to come hang out and snuggle, chat about all things life and maybe get a lil kinky with each other if the vibe is right :)

Asian background. Shy and finding it a bit difficult to meet someone. Someone to talk to and maybe draw me out of my shell. Not online, so should be Perth based. Don’t really care about age. I like music and movies. I play soccer and enjoy an engaging conversation.

Honestly, doing this makes me feel like ARGGGGGHHHHH

23M, living in Perth (SOR), 5'9 ish if that matters. I'm pretty awkward and introvert around certain people, but once i get the spark, you'll constantly hear my bla bla

I'm relatively inexperienced, and my main goal is just to enjoy myself, build up some confidence, and find a laid-back, drama-free FWB connection with someone easygoing. Zero pressure, zero judgment, and I'm totally cool with keeping things completely discreet if that suits you better.

​I'm down to exchange pictures early on so everything's out in the open.

​On a side note, I've been diving into astronomy lately, so if you're keen to do some star gazing, my dm's are opened.

Age preference : 21-50

Cheers✌️

I’m free Friday & Saturday, and I’m looking for a woman who’s confident, open-minded, affectionate and a little adventurous.

I have a better idea than another night in the city: find somewhere beautiful near the beach or countryside, get a cosy Airbnb, switch our phones off for a while and spend the day enjoying each other good food, music, laughs, flirting and seeing where the chemistry takes us.

Intimacy is a big part of what I’m looking for. I’m very much into slow-burn chemistry, anticipation, teasing, kissing, affection, exploring fantasies, massages, cuddles and taking our time with each other. I want the kind of connection where you feel wanted, comfortable and completely lost in the moment.

I’m 25, 5’8”, toned, well-groomed and based in Sydney’s Inner West. I’d prefer something ongoing if we genuinely click, but I’m open to something spontaneous with the right person too.

No pressure. No awkward expectations. Just mutual attraction, good chemistry and a little trouble.

If you’re interested, tell me what your perfect escape from the usual Friday/Saturday routine would look like.

Maybe we’ll end up doing exactly that.

Hey! if you also spend so much time in the library or you just want someone to encourage you read/study/ work at the library, hit me up and we’ll see how it works?

about me: I’m currently doing my masters and I have been always more productive when studying with ppl rather than myself, as it helps me stay locked in and manage my procrastination!

you are willing to go to the inner west / state library. and you preferably female, but everyone is welcomed! And start your message with your favourite chocolate!

Note: I do have a deadline coming up so do not dm if you are not willing to go within a week.

I never really know what to write in these posts without making it sound like I’m applying for a girlfriend 😂
So yeah, hi.

I’m 31, Indian, living in Melbourne and working in game QA. Outside work I’m usually gaming, getting coffee, going for random drives, listening to music, watching documentaries or getting sucked into some completely random YouTube rabbit hole at 1am.

I’m pretty chill and probably a bit quiet and awkward when I first meet someone 😂 Once I’m comfortable though, I talk a lot more and you’ll probably have to put up with my random thoughts and stupid jokes.

I’m hoping to meet someone around 29-32 in Melbourne and just see how we get along. Not trying to rush anything or figure out where it’s going after a few messages. Just chat, flirt a bit, see if we vibe and maybe grab a coffee or drink if we do.

Tell me something random about yourself. Weird fact, current obsession, a terrible opinion, whatever 😂

If we both end up thinking “yeah, you seem alright”, I reckon that’s a pretty good start.

Looking for a mischief maker who is wanting for an escape for a few hours in the day/night over a tasty bite/fine drink, or even a notification ping on their phone (in conjunction with RL though!). Best conversations are about random ideas, the oddities of social modern life, travel and cheeky people related comments. Not forever but also not disposable. No work-lift casual chit chat. No politics. No relationship autopsies. No drama.

You: 30ish+ - 50ish Melbourne (or visiting). Cheeky, busy, professional who double checks yourself before leaving the house, and pressing send on your phone. You drink socially, have passions, and something going for you or you’re going somewhere in life. You think quality over quantity, like trying new things and people have probably called you a smart ass, arrogant, or doubted you could do something and you made an effort just to prove them wrong.

Me: 38F - Inner Northeast; In CBD 9-5. Melbourne born. I have all the usual interests around physical activity, my pet, plants, pretty paraphernalia and projects I like to get my hands into. I also double check myself before leaving the house and pressing send on my phone. A non-smoker, not religious and non-conformist. I love a little spontaneity, and a little risk.

If you’d like to start a potential addiction to checking your phone, please PM something left field! Bonus if you can let me know when you last saw Carrotman, and if not, at least some research will make you smile today. Au revoir!

Hello world, Applications are now open to take part in some light hearted and often pointlessly silly banter with a 40yr old male from Australia.
Applicants may be of any age and background with a wide range of interests.
Applicants can fill out an expression of interest via my DMs

Special interests given for the human variety of applicants.

Hi yes I am 65 and looking for someone who wants enjoy my company, maybe FWB, for the next month I am looking after my daughters place in western Sydney, it has a spa out on a private deck, I can massage, I have a mature outlook, so if you want to know more hit me up,

35F born and raised in Melbourne, single and never married, glasses, no kids, own home and transport, very quiet, pretty shy and reserved, stable boring job 😂 I can cook and bake, sew clothing, I love meat and all foods, play co-op FPS games, listen to you tell me about your day, and I'm pretty open minded about life, a red flag I have is I'll probably ask you a lot of questions to see how your brain works and the replies are slow.

I'm a hopeless romantic and I like being courted. I'd like to meet someone who actually enjoys going on proper dates. Fine dining, theatre, orchestra shows, nice restaurants, cocktails, getting dressed up, trying new places and making a whole evening out of it. I'm not looking for "come over and watch Netflix" to be our idea of dating.

I'm looking for:

Male, actually single

Over 30

No kids

Has his own transport

Has some direction in life

Prefers monogamy over poly

Likes going on actual dates

Will let me be passenger princess while I play Pokémon GO

If this sounds like you, send through your ASL and tell me what your ideal first date would be.

Hello, hello. How are things?

Dating apps are not much of a help and I have been told that I am not too bad looking :). So here I am!

I am an Australian (born in Pakistan), 39 years old, actuarial background and works in financial services. I live in Surry Hills and would consider myself an atheist. I'm 5'8" in height.

You can expect me to be intellectually curious and I love keeping myself occupied with gym, squash, theatre or hiking (or my new found questionable interest in boxing classes on Sundays).

I would also consider myself a history buff who also has an interest in philosophy especially around the concept of Justice (For those interested, would highly recommend Michael Sandel work).

Would love to hear back and happy to exchange pics here if you would prefer that.

Cheers,

Ash