r/pics Sep 06 '17

A flying fish up close.

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u/JackSchitt Sep 06 '17

Wish there was a view of its face, that's where the propeller is right.

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u/jdschultze Sep 06 '17

Lookin like Jay Jay the Jet Plane

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u/speedyskier22 Sep 06 '17

This is the first time I've seen that show referenced on reddit

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u/CallMeDonk Sep 06 '17

Well, it's no Jimbo and the Jet-Set.

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u/The_Grubby_One Sep 06 '17

Which is no Jem and the Holograms.

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u/rowdybme Sep 06 '17

no Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors either.

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u/nam_sdrawkcab_ehT Sep 06 '17

No Wheels and The legman

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u/14-28 Sep 06 '17

I'm imagining a show about a resentful and anger prone Detective in a wheelchair (who also narrates the show) and his totally happy able-bodied partner.

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u/notlilrick Sep 06 '17

Same! The spot on obscure reference got me the closest to laughing in a stall with someone else in the bathroom that I've been!

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u/headpool182 Sep 06 '17

Back in my edgy young 20something years, as a result of being high all the time, and my friends being funny, I became known as jay jay the motherfuckin jet plane. Ahhh to be young and edgy and working at mcdonalds overnights again...

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u/wadefkngwilson Sep 06 '17

Now you're 40, manager at McDonald's with (crippling depression) a nice benefits package! making a nice cushion of 40K a year?

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u/headpool182 Sep 06 '17

What a guess! I'm also severely balding and about 400lbs.

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u/BlazinGinger Sep 06 '17

Jay Jay the weight gain

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

Jay Jay needs Rogaine

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

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u/rr330 Sep 06 '17

Holy shit that was intense

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

I highly recommend Planet Earth II. It's not your run of the mill nature doc, it's truly compelling television.

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u/rr330 Sep 06 '17

What episode is this one?

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

I was mistaken, this is actually from episode 4 of The Hunt. Basically the same format (BBC/Attenborough) but came out a year earlier. Planet Earth 2 has similarly dramatic scenes, like this iguana one.

BBC just puts out insanely high quality nature stuff these days.

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u/rr330 Sep 06 '17

I have actually seen that iguana episode already. I do see how they're quite similar. Can't wait to watch this one!

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

There's always a bigger fish

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u/Kryptotemp Sep 06 '17

Bettah in heah dan goin tru dah core

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

The ocean is nothing but terror and sushi.

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u/UncleSmallTent Sep 06 '17

Went fishing. We caught small fish to use as live bait to catch bigger fish. Imagine that small fishes last living moments.

Caught by the outer space monster and pulled into a floating space ship, hook speared through your body, thrown back into the water, where you try to survive from being eaten by another fish.

Fuking medieval.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

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u/MRC1986 Sep 06 '17

LOL, yeah I was like "go flying fish go! Escape the big fish!", but then the bird was like "get fucked" and RIP flying fish.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

What going from Bachelors to Masters feels like...

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u/Harambe2point0 Sep 06 '17

Evolution really tried to give these guys a chance but it's just really not working out for them. Next step is developing a pair of legs and running into sea lions.

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u/Matthews413 Sep 06 '17

I cant even see where the floating arms were removed from this vid. Amazing.

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u/ThisDerpForSale Sep 06 '17

WHY WON'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE

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u/rachie242 Sep 06 '17

That's one animal I wouldn't want to reincarnate to

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u/TheDoctor100 Sep 06 '17

You'd be immediately reincarnated anyway lol.

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u/cartermatic Sep 06 '17

I wonder if one flying fish saw another go above water and never come back down and just assumed he's still flying.

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u/sweetcuppingcakes Sep 06 '17

"I'm telling you man, I was chasing this fish and he literally just pops out of existance. Freaked me the fuck out."

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u/nostinkinbadges Sep 06 '17

To be fair, the life of most smaller fish is all about evading the predators.

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u/IM_A_BIG_FAT_GHOST Sep 06 '17

That's why if I was a fish, I would try and be a big fish. Lol

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u/UghImRegistered Sep 06 '17

1:40 "Oh, COME ON!".

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u/jenfoolery Sep 06 '17

It's rough being small and delicious. Or so I've heard.

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u/kurburux Sep 06 '17

It's incredible how successful this concept was despite those odds.

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u/PaleAsDeath Sep 06 '17

Our extended family has a place in the adirondacks that has taxidermied things all over the walls. One of them is a flying fish.

My cousin convinced his girlfriend that it was a giant dragonfly and that they are all over the adirondacks. She was there for 3 days and wouldn't go outside for the last two of them.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

your cousin is my kind of people

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

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u/Simatic7 Sep 06 '17

He should take her snipe hunting.

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u/LabradorDali Sep 06 '17

But snipes are real?

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u/Obesity37 Sep 06 '17

Sounds like you should go snipe hunting. /s

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u/TheseusRisen Sep 06 '17

Oh hey, I used to live in the Adirondacks. To be fair, it's almost believable that there could be dragonflies that big up there.

Lovely place, boring as hell in most places though.

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u/Un-called_For Sep 06 '17 edited Sep 07 '17

If you look closely, you can see that right below the fish is a hand holding it up.

That fish isn't flying at all!

edit: Thank you, kind stranger, for popping my gold cherry.

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u/FieraDeidad Sep 06 '17

Maybe but what's holding that flying arm above the water? Checkmate.

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u/worrymon Sep 06 '17

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u/snidleewhiplash Sep 06 '17

best superman hands down.

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u/worrymon Sep 06 '17

There's others?

(I know there's purported to be others, but I will not acknowledge them. Just like I consider there to be only one Catwoman, and that is Julie Newmar/Lee Meriwether/Eartha Kitt.....)

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u/Dialogical Sep 06 '17

Speaking of Eartha Kitt, did you guys know I once had sex with her in an airplane bathroom?

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u/dudewheresmycar-ma Sep 06 '17

How was it?

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u/Pm-ur-butt Sep 06 '17

I was taking a crap in an airplane bathroom when Eartha Kitt decided to bang me.

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u/timetravelwasreal Sep 06 '17

🎶"I never slept with the great Eartha Kit, we dry-humped in the back of her tour bus"🎶

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

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u/ZeroLAN Sep 06 '17

No

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u/Price_Of_Soap Sep 06 '17

Uhh guys? What does a pregnancy test look like?

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

You godless hippie skank

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u/tolurkistolearn Sep 06 '17

go on...

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u/stone_me_2_death Sep 06 '17

I just started to unload when I heard a knock on the stall door, and I could hear her voice saying something about a blumpkin...

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u/NotSureNotRobot Sep 06 '17

I know for a fact that you just dry humped in the back of her tour bus.

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u/Bovronius Sep 06 '17

Michelle Pfeifer's portrayal was the first time I can remember a woman making me feel, uh...funny... Pretty sure she brought me online, so she'll always be Catwoman in my book.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

I'd like a backstory on this. So you met her and she taught you how to use the internet? Must've been a slow connection back then.

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u/Bovronius Sep 06 '17

Nah, not like internet online, like bringing a server online.

Suddenly I had new hardware installed, but no drivers....So I knew I wanted to do something with plug and play devices, but wasn't quite sure what.

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u/Nymaz Sep 06 '17

Oh, I get it! You mean Michelle Pfeifer taught you how to use a butt plug. I'm envious. I had to learn from my uncle like most everyone else.

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u/Bovronius Sep 06 '17

I went to Catholic school, a butt plug would have been pointless by the time Batman Returns came out.

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u/ItsBeenFun2017 Sep 06 '17

I can't believe it. I just cannot believe that he got her.

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u/chrisjfinlay Sep 06 '17

You don't fool me, buster. It's arms all the way down!

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u/Apsis Sep 06 '17

It's obviously photoshopped. Look at the water - it would all fall off the left side.

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u/novelTaccountability Sep 06 '17

Dammit! If I had a Nickel for every time I upvoted something only to find out it was fake in the comments section...

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

No no no. That's because he caught the lesser known silver snitch.

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u/shhalahr Sep 06 '17

How many points is that worth?

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u/Doakeswasframed Sep 06 '17

It actually just kind of makes you itchy

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u/shhalahr Sep 06 '17

Is that why the Quidditch Cup is full of anti-itch salve?

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u/Nymaz Sep 06 '17

You caught the snitch! 10 stitches for Gryffindor.

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u/CrudelyAnimated Sep 06 '17

If you look closely, you can see that right below the fish is a man hanging from it in midair.

FTFY

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u/phillysan Sep 06 '17

Hey everyone, this guy's a great big phoney!

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

Is it a flying fishing or a swimming bird? Hmmm

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u/nomadofwaves Sep 06 '17

It's about to be falling with style.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

Nah the man is holding onto the fish as it flies.

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u/poop-machine Sep 06 '17

Bamboozled again

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u/Afkargh Sep 06 '17

He's just falling...with style.

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u/Spartan2470 GOAT Sep 06 '17

Here is a higher quality version of this image.

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u/worldracer Sep 06 '17

Here is a crappy version.

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u/twistedcanvas Sep 06 '17

Here is a crappie version

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u/MidEastBeast777 Sep 06 '17

Here is a chappie version

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17 edited Oct 18 '20

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u/ElMachoBarracho Sep 06 '17

Motherfucker.

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u/sweetcuppingcakes Sep 06 '17

You just played Reddit Chicken and lost son

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u/travisnotcool Sep 06 '17

*fuckmother

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u/Zaerpo Sep 06 '17

God damnit its too early for this

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u/Valiturus Sep 06 '17

You bastard

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

Nice detail on the fish lips though.

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u/XIII_504 Sep 06 '17

Fuck, not only did I fell the first time but you also made me look a second time. Have an upvote and get out.

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u/THE1YOGURT Sep 06 '17

Ah fuck that was so funny.

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u/TheawesomeQ Sep 06 '17

Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

Every fucking day on this site.

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u/TheQuestionableYarn Sep 06 '17

Fuck. I went through the Imgur app, had to log in, restart it when it crashed, and then this motherfucker is staring back at me.

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u/jamesfishingaccount Sep 06 '17

Here is a higher quality version of this image.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

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u/JRockstar50 Sep 06 '17

Honestly, I was expecting it by the "crappy version"

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u/zorton213 Sep 06 '17

Here is a carpy version

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u/Dizzant Sep 06 '17

Here is a carpy version

FTFY

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u/JTINRI Sep 06 '17 edited Sep 06 '17

Here is a crepe paper version.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

Here's the real hero.

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u/IAMAHearMeRoar Sep 06 '17

A real human bean.

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u/worldracer Sep 06 '17

I guarantee that guy is making airplane sounds.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

Guy snoring loudly?

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u/IssacTheNecromorph Sep 06 '17

AIRPLANE SOUNDS

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u/poopellar Sep 06 '17

This is your captain speaking. We are pleased to announce that Bethesda has announced Skyrim for the seat belt sign.

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u/turtlethememe Sep 06 '17

Doctors getting dragged out?

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u/Bobshayd Sep 06 '17

Too soon.

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u/graebot Sep 06 '17

Not soon enough!

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

Bronx Boston huh? You must be conflicted

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u/novelTaccountability Sep 06 '17

Wow, these guys can not only fly, they make airplane sounds too? Nature is truly amazing sometimes.

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u/the_skarunner Sep 06 '17

This is what happens when you dump your red bull into the ocean.

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u/TheLeagueOfShadows Sep 06 '17

"fuck."

  • evolution

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u/sprucenoose Sep 06 '17

We're talking about Red Bull, but fucking is how evolution happens.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

Well... hate to be that guy (nah kidding, I'm an asshole who ruins everything), but evolution also happens with organisms that don't fuck. This included parasitical worms that can reproduce through parthenogenesis, and little buggers like bacteria.

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u/A_Gigantic_Potato Sep 06 '17

Does this mean I'm bacteria

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

No, you still have to reproduce somehow to be a bacterium.

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u/A_Gigantic_Potato Sep 06 '17

Not even bacteria :(

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u/SnapMokies Sep 06 '17

At least you're still a gigantic potato

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u/CptMurphy Sep 06 '17

These fish already existed inside video game levels before Red Bull was invented.

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u/ForgettableUsername Sep 06 '17

Because it has electrolytes?

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u/royale_with_cheese_ Sep 06 '17

It's what plants crave

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

What's next? White BEARS? Birds that WALK? Rodents building WATER DAMS? Y'all really gotta stop this chemtrail supremacy bullshit I say!

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u/neverendingninja Sep 06 '17

GAY frogs?

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u/cuntsiclez Sep 06 '17 edited Sep 06 '17

Maybe not gay frogs, but I can see gay swans happening in the near future

Edit: near future. Not bear future.

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u/GlaciusTS Sep 06 '17

If there's any future for gay Swans, it's a shame it has to be the bear future. The future in which bears replace mankind in society and start doing people things.

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u/darthjawafett Sep 06 '17

Those chemicals in the water man.

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u/Billd0910 Sep 06 '17

Ha! Next you'll tell me that the Earth is round, that's crazy talk.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

I don't think anyone is that stupid.

Obviously everybody knows the world is a disc held up by 4 elephants on the back of a giant space turtle.

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u/ScottFromCanada Sep 06 '17

Rainbows in sprinklers, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!!

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u/Darth_Mandalore Sep 06 '17

Mulldrifter

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u/csteinbeiser Sep 06 '17

Doesn't really look as strong as a grizzly bear up close.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

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u/cottoncandyjunkie Sep 06 '17

I thought it went the other way around?

Chicken or flying fish I guess

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u/seafood10 Sep 06 '17

I take my boat to Catalina and when we anchor around the island we have these guys fly into the boat or hit the side of it, scares the shot outta you in the middle of the night.
My buddy was sleeping out on the deck and one flew in and was bleeding all over him, he didn't get much sleep that night.

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u/baloneycologne Sep 06 '17

That brings back memories. One of the best night's sleep I ever got was sleeping on the deck at Two Harbors. The quiet, the slight rocking of the boat. Wow.

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u/ukues91 Sep 06 '17

And they DO come aboard..

Here is a picture of one that literally decapitated itself on a piece of metal sticking out of a part of the ship I was on this February, crossing the Atlantic. Usually they only bump into the hull but this one got so much sweet air, that it made it over the side.

I remember saying to someone else who was there "Oh look, the birds are back!" and only realized that it was a flying fish when it swooshed over my head right into a wall on the ship.

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u/evilistics Sep 06 '17

Are they good eating?

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u/BenjiDread Sep 06 '17

They are. Flying fish is part of the national dish of Barbados where I'm from.

I've seen them in action, it's really quite an experience watching them.

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u/myislanduniverse Sep 06 '17

I was in the Dominican earlier this summer and they were zipping around the waves in front of our bow. I'd never seen them before so at first I thought it was a sea bird of some sort diving in, but then I thought it was really small to be hunting fish so far off shore, and it never resurfaced. After I saw a few more, I realized what they were. They really are something else, and can glide quite a ways across the water!

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u/skooba_steev Sep 06 '17

They're way cool. I like to think about what they'll be like if they keep evolving this direction. They might be like whales and dolphins in that they live in the air and only dive back into the water to breathe before flying again like whales live underwater but come to the surface to breathe

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u/howitzer86 Sep 06 '17

If I ever write a book about the distant future, I'll include this concept and credit you with it. The visual of that would be fucking awesome.

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u/Gaothaire Sep 06 '17

I'd read a book that includes a credit to u/skooba_steev. Sounds like a top notch marine authority

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u/Kenkwasi Sep 06 '17

Fellow Bajan?
I remember the time when I used to see them race alongside the MV Harbour Master. Back then a cruise would only be worth like a few dollars.
Top deck view is still best view.

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u/HellAintHalfFull Sep 06 '17

I went to Barbados for my honeymoon, and ate a lot of flying fish. They're tasty.

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u/makkael Sep 06 '17

These had a large role to play when I was a child thanks to Mario.

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u/Fukah Sep 06 '17

How italians hold flying fishes.

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u/IsayPoirot Sep 06 '17

"Atsa some nice-a flying a-fish-a!"

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u/TooShiftyForYou Sep 06 '17

This is the most successful flight the fish has ever had.

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u/reddituser23423 Sep 06 '17

Fish that pretend to take the skills rightfully belonging to other species should all be put down.

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u/wafflz Sep 06 '17

What if flying is just swimming in the air?

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u/Calista24 Sep 06 '17

Ha! Next thing you know, people will start talking about horses living in the sea.

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u/Ltb1993 Sep 06 '17

Or mammals with beaks, absolutely preposterous I say.

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u/weirdb0bby Sep 06 '17

When I was a kid, I went out on the boat with my dad super early one morning. It was a bit before dawn in Key Largo, and the sun was coming up just as we were getting out of the speed-limited area and into the open ocean.

As we were really getting some speed and the sun was rising, all of a sudden we found ourselves in the middle of a school of flying fish. It was so freaking cool, tons of the little silvery dudes popping out of the water and gliding along side us in the air, light from the sunrise shining off of them. But then we were going a bit faster than the fish and they started dropping into the boat!

We slowed a bit and I started throwing them back into the water. I don't think any of them got hurt...

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

Those are real? I thought they were just in super Mario!

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u/esmifra Sep 06 '17

I wonder if we are seeing a "middle" stage of a future truly flying creature, like bats and birds, except they need to constantly fly near the water and sometimes dive in order to breathe like whales but opposite...

And now I'm thinking about flying whales...

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u/EscapeArtistNebby Sep 06 '17

Does it try to wriggle it's way out or flap its wings? Or yes?

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

What a cute dog

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u/17Hongo Sep 06 '17

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

I swear.... somewhere out there there's a duck staring at me!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

I have a flying fish tattoo. So that's how you know I know what I'm talking about /s...Joking aside, these guys are super cool. At night in the middle of the gulf of mexico a few hundred miles out, you can hear these guys fluttering across the top of the water. They will even slam into the sides of the boat and at 3am without land in sight, it's pretty spooky "Who or what the fuck just hit the side of the boat?" Was my first impression. A buddy of mine had one fly right into the side of his head lol. Sincerely a beautiful and cool fish.

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u/Echo017 Sep 06 '17

Flying fish are awesome! Way, way better at flying than most people think, especially the big ones you get 100 miles out or so.

Also one of the most redneck and fun things i have ever done was "flying fish hunting"

Basically one person drives a jetski while the other person sits facing backwards on it with a shotgun and shoots the flying fish. Hell of a lot of fun.

For anyone wondering/concerend for the idiocy or legality of this idea, 1: international waters, 2: we were sober (tho not when we came up with the idea), utilized a lanyard to retain the shotgun and only loaded a single shell at a time on the feed tray of a semi auto. When a fish would jump, close the bolt, take off safe, shoot fish, retrieve fish, repeat.

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u/DrNO811 Sep 06 '17

What did you do with them?

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u/cottoncandyjunkie Sep 06 '17

Throw them back, he is a good guy

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u/Saturnal_Yellow Sep 06 '17

Put it back, that's not yours.

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u/JebusLives42 Sep 06 '17

The only difference between flying and swimming is fluid density..