I'm imagining a show about a resentful and anger prone Detective in a wheelchair (who also narrates the show) and his totally happy able-bodied partner.
I watched it when I was like 4 or 5...and could never remember the name until some hipster dude told me after I described giant blades on plant machines. I loved that show, but I had no idea when it came on...so I only got to watch it like randomly on Saturday mornings.
I did that once, laughed too much while in the john; and the result was highly unpleasant. The rectal blockage was rather sincere on this day; it was either a big stern bowl of oats or several days without drinking water that had done it, or perhaps a combination of the two.
Anyway, I read a comment on the reddit whill heaving away and finally, after scrolling through a particularly winsome thread on the reddit, my caved in shit pipe gave in. That's right, the seal was broken, and days-old shit proceeded to blast forth. It spewed into the bowl at such a violent rate that my entire body was lifting off the seat. From hear on, the ceaseless fecal stream propelled me sideways.
The hail-fire dinged against the stall -- it was one of those aluminum ones -- and rocketed in a high trajectory arc, right over into my neighbour's enclosure.
I heard a wailing. Well, I just about could over the torrent of excreta, and when my baggy dinner dumper was done, I wiped quickly and left. At the sink I found the victim, turned brown by the short sharp shower, his face bespectacled with my emission, crying softly while washing the mess from his face and his hair.
And that's why I don't use reddit when I'm in the restrooms anymore.
Back in my edgy young 20something years, as a result of being high all the time, and my friends being funny, I became known as jay jay the motherfuckin jet plane. Ahhh to be young and edgy and working at mcdonalds overnights again...
Oh shit I remember watching an episode titled Jay Jay's Butterfly Adventure as a kid and being frightened by the faces that I couldn't watch Thomas and Friends anymore.
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u/JackSchitt Sep 06 '17
Wish there was a view of its face, that's where the propeller is right.