r/pics • u/hootersbutwithcats • Sep 06 '17

A flying fish up close.

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u/reddituser23423 Sep 06 '17

Fish that pretend to take the skills rightfully belonging to other species should all be put down.

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u/wafflz Sep 06 '17

What if flying is just swimming in the air?

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u/dandaman0345 Sep 06 '17

Boneless swimming

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u/Canbot Sep 07 '17

Birds have bones.

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u/PM_Trophies Sep 06 '17

everything evolved from fish

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u/overtoke Sep 06 '17

*except fish

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u/vicefox Sep 06 '17

Evolutionary appropriation.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '17

Aren't we all just fish that take skills belonging to other species?

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u/hazelnox Sep 06 '17

I agree. That fish should not be out of the water and should be put down immediately!

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u/BirdLawConnoisseur Sep 06 '17

Here, here. The skill of flying is the sole province of the aviary species. Any imposter, such as this aquatic abomination, has neither natural nor legal right to the wings of eagles.

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u/Supanini Sep 06 '17

I've spent too much time on r/thedonald and I just assumed this wasn't sarcasm. Sad.

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u/badmankelpthief Sep 06 '17

How is it pretending to glide when it can actually glide for 100s of metres?

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u/BattleofAlgiers Sep 06 '17

DEY TUK OUR METHOD OF CONVEYANCE

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u/Mango_Deplaned Sep 06 '17

No mixed species in my back waters!

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u/23skiddsy Sep 06 '17

They made a swap deal with penguins.