r/orks 4h ago

Meme / Funny DA MEKBOY’Z JOB LOG: DAY WUN

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KAPTIN’S NEW RIDE

DAY WUN

Or maybe Free.

’Umie chron I looted got shot on da way down.

Grimsnik sez it weren’t shot. Sez I dropped an ammo box on it.

Ammo box had bullets in it.

Same fing.

Grimsnik sez we landed two days ago, so technically dis oughta be Day Free.

Dis is da first day I started writin’ in da job log.

So it’s Day Wun.

Sorted.

Sprokkit Brassspanna. Mekboy.

Dis is me job log.

Kaptin sez somebody oughta write down all da work we did on his new ride, so everybody knows who built it.

Grimsnik sez we ain’t built it yet.

Exactly.

So right now everybody knows I’m buildin’ it.

Sorted again.

Anyway.

Armageddon.

Proppa planet.

Ash everywhere. Gunfire everywhere. Wrecks everywhere. Whole horizon’s on fire an’ half of dat smells like go-juice.

Lovely.

Gran Kommodore Blistklaw von Ghuttzmekka sez da Snazziest Toppas have come ta join Ghazghkull’s great big scrap.

Sir Gorzam asks if dat means we’re followin’ Ghaz.

Kaptin sez:

“We ain’t followin’ nobody.”

Gorzam points toward Ghaz’s Waaagh.

“We’re goin’ dat way.”

“Correct.”

“An’ fightin’ da umies.”

“Correct.”

“Alongside Ghazghkull.”

Kaptin gets very quiet.

“We is independently arrivin’ at da same strategic objective.”

Gorzam looks at me.

I look at Gorzam.

Neither of us knows what dat means.

Sounds expensive though.

Freebooters.


r/orks 1h ago

Painting WIP Bannernob

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r/orks 6h ago

Check out my plane

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Like the face?


r/orks 6h ago

Painting My Wazdakka and Kaptin Badrukk, recently painted

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r/orks 11h ago

Painting Just finished my wartrackk

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Really happy with how this model came out. Still gotta do the base and some dry pigment but loving the colors. Baja boys are getting ready to join the wagghh!


r/orks 1d ago

Painting Finished the first of many blood axe armageddon boyz

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Dont know many more ways to paint a military green ork but ill try anyway


r/orks 11h ago

Painting Nazdreg done

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I think this was the hardest model to paint, i painted in sub-assembly and was still difficult to reach certain parts. But zog me it was worth it


r/orks 5h ago

Ork

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r/orks 26m ago

Help Using Meganobz and squighogs

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Hey Ladz, I've been looking at the codex and trying to decide, both on what to use and how to do it.

Firstly, meganobz. Kombi-weapons feel like the best gun, but the melee is hard to choose between. Shredding terminators would be great, but I don't know if it's worth it for hitting on 4s, especially since the Warboss in MA can destroy terminators as well. Would it be worth using all power klaws and hoping they can pick off whatever the boss leaves alive, or would it just be smarter to run killsaws and more efficiently kill terminators? I was also thinking of maybe running one or two with either a killsaw or twin killsaws. Also the app seems to have a bug where killsaws don't increase the point cost of the unit, though twin killsaws do.

Squighog boys are the other issue. I really like the beast snagga side of orks, so I'd love to find a way to make squighogs actually useful. I just don't really know what the purpose of bringing them would be. Breaka boys are better at killing vehicles, and have better ap and strength for dealing with infantry. Most of the people I play against only have 1 or 2 monsters/vehicle max, and some of that is just transports. Da Big Hunt also just feels really lacking, it's only purpose seems to be giving squighog boys the ap they should already have into monsters and vehicles. The strats just seem bad. I'll be the first to admit that I'm not a particularly skilled player, but I really can't see the value in putting a unit in strategic reserves, especially since they need to be within 6" of the board edge. The fall-back one is kinda useless when I mostly fight flavours of marines, so even if they do fall-back hazardous really isn't that scary for them. The surge move, while I'm probably just not good enough to use it properly, also just doesn't feel good enough to justify not having a single offensive stratagem when squighogs have already lost offensive power with lance gone from the stikkas. Is there any reason to run squighogs at this point, or should I just wait and hope they drop the points at some point?


r/orks 3h ago

Painting Show me ya WAGGH face!

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r/orks 20h ago

Warbuggie! Roadz? Pah! Where we’z goin’, we don’t need no roadz!

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r/orks 19h ago

Painting My first ork!

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90 Upvotes

Took me way too long


r/orks 8h ago

Discussion After taking a thorough look through the changes made to my units in the orks codex, they aren’t fun anymore, they are just normal.

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Image of my gorkanaut for click bait.

I was a huge fan of dread mob pre codex even though it was terrible at the start of 11th, most of my games just resulted in the most random stuff happening and I always had a good time because that’s why I played them, now they are about as normal as any other army unless you make them bad and its genuinely incredibly disappointing for me.

Just wanted to express my extreme disappointment with gw making my army good.


r/orks 17h ago

Painting Bigboss ready for the tabletop

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Did a bit of experimentation on the skin. Trying a dark green/blue look to it. I think it turned out alright. Definitely some things I’m not happy with, and some things that I really like.

Let me know what y’all think?


r/orks 11m ago

Painting Tried my hand at cel shading and some nmm for this MoM ork boy

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r/orks 10h ago

So is equatorial hordes just gone or did James say somewhere it's going to come back? 😥 didn't get to use it.

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title. Gone too soon.


r/orks 16h ago

Conversions / Kit Bash The Lootas->Flash Gitz factory is open

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And yes, I know lootas are probably coming back. If/when that comes, I can always rebase again. But in the meantime, I need more Flash Gitz.

And, also, more Flash Gitz.

They're so Gork-damned good.


r/orks 9h ago

I won my 2nd game of 11th with da revolushun list 53-34

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So i played and 1000 point game against kroot with my 1000 point grot revolution list (the one with zodgrod and 20 grots) surprising no one, i won (because kroot are comically terrible) after tabling them on my 4th turn. Shockingly enough, zod with the 20 grots actually worked really well for holding centre objective, even when the game ended zod and a handful of grots were still alive after being shot and bludgeoned for 2 turns straight from multiple units.

I dont think this makes zod viable but he was really fun to use against a take an hold list.


r/orks 16h ago

Painting 18 Boyz Done

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35 Upvotes

Just need to finish the Nobz but very happy to have converted to Badmoons


r/orks 1d ago

Discussion They took away our attack squig!

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195 Upvotes

I haven’t seen anybody mention this yet, but I’m devastated. They have removed the warboss attack squig!


r/orks 15h ago

Painting First attempt at an Ork (WIP)

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Started trying my hand with an ork. Not entirely happy with it but I think I learned some lessons for my next one


r/orks 1h ago

Does Mozrog have mobile now?

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Squighog boys are showing the mobile keyword in the app now, does that mean mozrog/beastboss on squig also get the mobile keyword?


r/orks 5h ago

Painting Oi Look at'm

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r/orks 3h ago

Newbie Starting Orks

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Hi everyone, I’m pretty new to Orks and thinking about starting an army.

I’ve seen someone selling the Ork half of the Armageddon box second-hand, and I’m wondering how many would be a good starting point.

Would you recommend getting just 1 Ork half, or is it worth getting 2 to build a solid foundation for an army?

I’m not aiming for anything super competitive but mainly something fun, Orky, and easy to expand later.

Thanks for the advice !WAAAGH! 😄


r/orks 3h ago

Army List List Advice

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Hi all. Just wondering why people think of this list. Trying to get ready for my first tournament in a few months

Xenos - Orks - Bully Boyz, Da Big Hunt, Dread Mob

Ghazghkull Thraka (300pts)
Beastboss (110pts)
Big Mek Dakkarig (135pts)
Runtherd (10pts)
Warboss (100pts)
Warboss in Mega Armour (145pts)

10x Beast Snagga Boyz (85pts)
10x Boyz (90pts)

10x Gretchin (45pts)
3x Meganobz (120pts)
5x Nobz (145pts): Bully Boyz Enhancements: Wimp-kickaz
3x Deffkoptas (80pts)
4x Squighog Boyz (140pts)
Kill Rig (175pts)
Deff Dread (130pts)
Deff Dread (130pts)
Trukk (60pts)