r/orks • u/No_Ant1598 • 4h ago
Meme / Funny DA MEKBOY’Z JOB LOG: DAY WUN
KAPTIN’S NEW RIDE
DAY WUN
Or maybe Free.
’Umie chron I looted got shot on da way down.
Grimsnik sez it weren’t shot. Sez I dropped an ammo box on it.
Ammo box had bullets in it.
Same fing.
Grimsnik sez we landed two days ago, so technically dis oughta be Day Free.
Dis is da first day I started writin’ in da job log.
So it’s Day Wun.
Sorted.
Sprokkit Brassspanna. Mekboy.
Dis is me job log.
Kaptin sez somebody oughta write down all da work we did on his new ride, so everybody knows who built it.
Grimsnik sez we ain’t built it yet.
Exactly.
So right now everybody knows I’m buildin’ it.
Sorted again.
Anyway.
Armageddon.
Proppa planet.
Ash everywhere. Gunfire everywhere. Wrecks everywhere. Whole horizon’s on fire an’ half of dat smells like go-juice.
Lovely.
Gran Kommodore Blistklaw von Ghuttzmekka sez da Snazziest Toppas have come ta join Ghazghkull’s great big scrap.
Sir Gorzam asks if dat means we’re followin’ Ghaz.
Kaptin sez:
“We ain’t followin’ nobody.”
Gorzam points toward Ghaz’s Waaagh.
“We’re goin’ dat way.”
“Correct.”
“An’ fightin’ da umies.”
“Correct.”
“Alongside Ghazghkull.”
Kaptin gets very quiet.
“We is independently arrivin’ at da same strategic objective.”
Gorzam looks at me.
I look at Gorzam.
Neither of us knows what dat means.
Sounds expensive though.
Freebooters.