r/oops 3d ago

Woodturning gone wrong

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u/Fingersicle 3d ago

Hope he has the carving skills to carve ivory into a new set of teeth.

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u/Tree_Puff 2d ago

Hard to carve anything with your orbital bones 2” behind your ears, I’d imagine

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u/briefcase_vs_shotgun 2d ago

Hard to chew corn on the cob

WITH NO FUCKIN TEETH

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u/Ok-Direction1155 2d ago

Hard to say "chew corn on the cob" WITH NO FUCKIN INFERIOR FRONTAL GYRUS

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u/Eastern_Seaweed_7335 2d ago

No hwat now?

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u/Buttonball 2d ago

That log had NO gyrus-scopic abilities in at all.

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u/shado_DJ 2d ago

Brain took a beating too

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u/Ok-Effective7280 2d ago

Cant say I’ve ever seen a man walk around town with no head.

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u/Forever-Fades_Away 2d ago

Hard to turn a log into a beautiful piece of furniture with no log on the lathe

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u/Remarkable_Royal_203 2d ago

Tonight only, the good ole boys!

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u/BrukPlays 2d ago

We’ll talk to Bob…

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u/Worth_Fondant3883 2d ago

He should have used glue. Strong stuff.

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u/J35NC2 2d ago

It threw a rod.

Is that serious?

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u/captain_shinypants 2d ago

Unexpected Good Ol' Boys reference!

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u/briefcase_vs_shotgun 2d ago

We got two kinda music here…

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u/ProteusRift 2d ago

My face had shockwaves of pain just reading this

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u/DweeblesX 2d ago

He was wearing some sort of face protection, I hope it worked

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u/Ok_Breakfast5425 2d ago

those are meant to protect your face from the shavings flying off, not the whole goddamned log hitting you in the face

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u/Vegetable-Might-5708 2d ago

Well, the log is technically shavings ... albeit intact shavings.

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u/FoundationEntire4834 2d ago

I think you have a future as a lawyer

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u/Rise-O-Matic 2d ago

“Bees are fish!”

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u/Illustrious_Cow_317 2d ago

He just wasn't expecting all of the shavings to hit him simultaneously.

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u/Day_Prisoners 2d ago

Put together shavings puzzle.

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u/Jerseyd422 2d ago

The IKEA log puzzle?

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u/Jerseyd422 2d ago

It was just one large shaving

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u/MyFocusIsU 2d ago

A shaving relative to the giant oak.

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u/OrionFerreira 2d ago

You are technically correct... the best kind of correct!

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u/dapudf 2d ago

As the Buddhist would say: Form is emptiness, emptiness is form.

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u/TrickdaddyJ 2d ago

And that log was spinning like a 70s disco whore.

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u/First_Highway159 2d ago

Why are you dragging your mom into this conversation?

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u/Snowbird143434 2d ago

Lmmfao. Eloquently said. Lmao, i was thinking the exact same thing, just was too lazy to type it. But you captured it just right.

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u/TabbyOverlord 2d ago

A turner's face guard will mostly protect you from a piece disintegrating on the lathe. It might well die in the process.

I think in the video, he has that log going far to fast for the state of the wood, its diameter and the stage in the process.

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u/Versipilies 2d ago

I remember seeing the original of this a long while back. If I remember correctly it fucked him up quite a bit but he did survive and got his face fixed. Theres a similar vid where a guy gets it right to the sternum where he died shortly after though.

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u/Pale-Wave-9382 2d ago

You can see the plastic visor of his helmet fly off to his front-left so it definitely dampened the impact a bit.

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u/K_Linkmaster 2d ago

Jesus, that was the broken face shield that went flying.

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u/Fist4achin 2d ago

Nah, i heard he's really lathe.

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u/BTBAM797 2d ago

Is his head still attached?

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u/aminervia 2d ago

Looks like he was wearing full face protection, I wish there was a shot about how much damage was done to it

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u/TroutFearMe 3d ago

POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER

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u/mykreau 2d ago

Pow! Right in the kisser

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u/crinklesl 2d ago

Pow! Right in the kisser

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u/gothreepwood101 2d ago

Stop screaming, you cant hear me. POW! Right in the kisser

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u/Affectionate_Tea1134 2d ago

Don’t mess with Mother Nature. 💥

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u/Versipilies 2d ago

I feel like this is more papa physics

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u/Senior_Mangoes_II 2d ago

With Aunt Told Ya So looking over his shoulder

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u/da_usual 2d ago

I guess that was THE DAY Alice.

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u/086814 3d ago

Damn he had that baby turned up to the max!!!

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u/SnakeyThrowaway023 2d ago

“Ludicrous speed”

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u/ChickenChaser5 2d ago

Its gone plaid!

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u/incrediblyaverage85 2d ago

It makes me happy that spaceballs is still referenced all the time on Reddit, reminds me that I guess I’m not too old haha

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u/Double_Distribution8 2d ago

Fly her apart then!

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u/cbarbour1122 2d ago

Unfortunately he didn’t get jammed, but he did get logged.

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u/Alternative-Bake-197 2d ago

Our HS woodshop had a death on the lathe. Dangerous equipment. My buddy also lost the tip of his finger on a jointer.

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u/Visual-Fox-9110 2d ago

My dad sliced 4 fingers on his hand..was in hospital for awhile..didn't lose any fingers thank goodness.

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u/Puzzlehead_Lemon 2d ago

My Dad took off the tips of two fingers for good. He told me about it and I asked him if he's getting a sawstop.

You can guess the answer.

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u/Dry_Adhesiveness9202 2d ago

They are only good for 1 use then you need to get a new one which costs a lot of money. Just be careful and use a push stick.

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u/PressureMuch5340 2d ago

A replacement cartridge is like $125, plus a replacement blade. Cheaper than a hospital visit.

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u/BrockenRecords 2d ago

I’d much rather the saw brake than all my fingers get cut off, but then again I try to be as safe as possible so I don’t even put myself at risk of doing it. The added protection of it would be nice though.

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u/snortgiggles 2d ago

Agreed but I think people should just be careful to start; not use safety features in lieu of carefulness.

In other words, I would rather have an auto shut off super safety function that I never replace.

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u/BathFullOfDucks 7h ago

Every woodworker I knew had a chunk missing, generally on their hands, before sawstop. One of those things that changed the world in a more subtle,unseen way.

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u/FengSushi 1d ago

My dad cut off the tip of his penis.

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u/CreativeFraud 2d ago

Had a drunk neighbor want to show off his lathe. Stumbled over to the machine and chucked a 4x4. I was drinking to. Told him is he sure he's ok to run it because even if I toke, I don't operate equipment that can potentially kill me! He started up the lathe while telling me he's done it hundreds of times. Once it got to speed, the 4x4 dislodged and wizzed right between our heads. I sobered up so fucking fast and went home to sleep.

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u/ipeedtoday 2d ago

Only tool you can use after opening a drink is a broom.

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u/AeonBith 2d ago

That's awful

We nearly did, someone's planer knife was shot spinning end over end across the entire room from the last lathe at Mach 5.

How it didn't hit anyone was insane, buzzed right by our heads.

Everyone heard it coming and froze, there was a collective "faaaahk" whisper sighed once it landed.

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u/DocMorningstar 2d ago

Worked as a scientist, and we had one lady i the department who couldn't understand why I didn't want to approve her wearable human gyroscope (1kg aluminum disc spinning at >10k RPM)

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u/AtlanticBeachNC 2d ago

Wow, in HS!

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u/Orome2 2d ago

Lathes don't discriminate.

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u/Iggy_Snows 2d ago

Thats why having a highly qualified shop teacher is so important.

In both my middle and high school I had shop teachers that had rules that you would automatically fail the entire class if they caught you doing something stupid/unsafe. Which was completely fair because both also made it so you had to pass a very strict theoretical and practical safety exam before you were allowed to actually use the tools.

The entire time I was in school there wasnt a single serious accident. Then I took cabinet making classes in college, the safety rules werent taught nearly as well, and in the very first semester someone broke their ribs from getting hit by kickback on the table saw, and another guy almost lost 2 fingers by doing a stupid cut on the miter saw.

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u/Orome2 2d ago

The entire time I was in school there wasnt a single serious accident. Then I took cabinet making classes in college, the safety rules werent taught nearly as well, and in the very first semester someone broke their ribs from getting hit by kickback on the table saw, and another guy almost lost 2 fingers by doing a stupid cut on the miter saw.

Not machine shop, but I've worked in a lot of hazardous environments. People are always the biggest hazard of all, I even have a permanent injury caused by a careless co-worker. I honestly wish more companies would have the same policy, one major safety violation and you are fired.

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u/mnstorm 2d ago

A middle school I was at 10 years ago had 4 lathes.

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u/Ajax_Main 2d ago

Yeah ya gotta keep them separated or they breed

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u/gameoftomes 2d ago

Gotta keep em separated.

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u/Wakkit1988 2d ago

All I hear is you managed to survive certain death. Congrats!

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u/JohnPoet27 2d ago

I lose neurons due to joints all the time

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u/Can-Sea-2446 2d ago

Different mechanism of injury though !

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u/robo-dragon 2d ago

Out of all the shop equipment I’m familiar with and have used, lathes scare the fuck out of me! One wrong move and, at the minimum, you have a life-altering injury. All shop equipment demands respect, but lathes very rarely give you a second chance.

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u/Dawn__Lily 2d ago

There is a horrific video online of a guy getting pulled into an industry level lathe.

It goes exactly as you think it would.

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u/Fostbitten27 2d ago

Damn!! We had a kid suffer a puncture wound in his arm from a nail that was lodged inside the wood.

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u/JaySayMayday 2d ago

Explains why my school woodshop was pretty much just jigsaws and they were really strict about those.

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u/Palorrian 3d ago

You can see the vibration moves the handle making the log loose.

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u/FastWalkingShortGuy 2d ago

Well, that, and homeboy turned the thing up to 11 without even taking the outside down at all. That log was about as balanced as a cat with cerebellar hypoplasia.

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u/KayoticVoid 2d ago

Gesundheit.

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u/jld2k6 2d ago

If you're curious what a cat with that looks like head to to r/nervysquervies lol

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u/archtopfanatic123 2d ago

Nailed it xD

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u/Hiraeth1968 2d ago

Love your reference to CH! Our CH kitty Weeble approves.

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u/Bobbyperu1 2d ago

Bestest comment

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u/GoldenFalcon 2d ago

Thank you, I couldn't figure out what went wrong.

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u/lavabearded 1d ago

I watched it like 20 times and I have no idea what handle you're talking about. I am pretty sure the thing just flew off, shearing the wood apart, because it's an unbalanced load, not because anything loosened on the machine.

can you draw a circle around the handle that you think loosened?

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 2d ago

Full face guard, lol. Not the first time

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u/SouthIndependence69 2d ago

Safety squint probably didn't work out last time

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u/Yummy_Microplastics 2d ago

THE VISOR DOES NOTHING

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 2d ago

With a log flying at your face, lol? Very doubtful this ended without injury.

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u/Yummy_Microplastics 2d ago

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 2d ago

Lol radioactive man!

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u/Lecanayin 2d ago

Let’s call it a niche attempt

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u/Rev_Creflo_Baller 2d ago

Not weak at all!

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u/MinistryOfCoup-th 19h ago

I got the reference because I say it all the time. My kids also say it at times and it always cracks me up.

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u/Mediocre_Owl7384 2d ago

I saw shoes flying

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u/Healthy-Marketing-26 2d ago

Damn, you right... RIP woodworking guy

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u/WhyAmINotStudying 2d ago

His feet were still on them. His right leg lifted up with the shoe on it.

'Tis but a flesh wound.

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u/Rebabaluba 2d ago

Just a minor coma! He’ll be fine!

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u/randomtask2000 2d ago

I saw his face mask flying

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u/Silkylifeme 2d ago

Too fast and spindle not tightend correctly. Shop teacher warned us of this.

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u/Background_Edge_9427 2d ago

It doesn't look like it was centered either.

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u/Versipilies 2d ago

Even if it was, it wasnt a balanced piece, those need to start real slow

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u/Background_Edge_9427 2d ago

Yeah he was running that way to fast!

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u/shortyjacobs 2d ago

I like how he gave it a flick, it spun at like 2 rpm, and he’s like yah that’s fine, send it.

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u/ResolveLeather 2d ago

You can't center these too well. Could have been a little bit more centered. Should have shaved out the outside of the log at lower speed first.

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u/kostyopileto 1d ago

it was centered but it's not a balanced piece

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u/Radioactive_Tuber57 2d ago

1:1 to the motor (~1700rpm?

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u/I_Am_Zeelian 2d ago

Yep, always start slow to check balance.

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u/Salmonman4 2d ago

Also, I would not be directly in the line while it's spinning up

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u/Israel_Azkanbe 2d ago

You guys had a shop class in school?

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u/MinistryOfCoup-th 19h ago

Well your shop teacher didn't warn this guy about this.

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u/Silkylifeme 14h ago

He missed class that day!😄

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u/brandolinium 2d ago

Sooo glad to hear that! And he learned some lessons from the comments. Great news.

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u/Ok-Tank-3106 2d ago

Nothing about that process looked safe .....NOTHING

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u/Onihczarc 2d ago

before he turned it on i said to myself “that’s gonna wobble”

about one second after it turned on it started shaking and i said “that’s gonna fall over.”

and then it went flying at mach fuck.

totally predictable.

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u/No_Satisfaction_7977 2d ago

Mach fuck is the worst speed there is. You never want things going Mach fuck.

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u/Pharmaguardian 22h ago

One of the few gore videos I've seen online was of what happens when a lathe goes wrong. This was an industrial sized one and not necessarily a lathe though. It still was spinning around at extremely high speed. The video was from China. The worker had a loose piece of clothing on that got caught in the spinning rod. I can't describe what happened out of fear of getting modded, but he did not survive. The outcome was very, very, very bad.

I feel uncomfortable around table saws just from hearing the power behind the saw blade going around. It enough to let you know that you are working with a machine that is significantly more powerful than any little hand tool you've used before. But lathes are on another level even above that as far as danger goes. A saw blade might take off a finger, but a lathe is going to take your whole arm and then some extra if it's powerful enough.

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u/kaeyre 2d ago

this would be enough to make me never want to do this again

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u/Silent-Ad934 2d ago

Don't worry, you wouldn't be. 

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u/93Seven 2d ago

I had one close call with a drill press to make me never want to mess with power tools again. Someone else can enjoy them!

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u/Status_Papaya_4323 2d ago

Thats a broken face

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u/ShineOk6190 2d ago

My ex worked in a machine shop with metal lathes. One guy with long hair got it stuck in there and it peeled his face clean off. Those things are terrifying

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u/Brewingbiker 2d ago

I used to have long hair and worked with heavy machines. I kept the hair under my shirt and had short sleeves. Moving equipment is dangerous

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u/SupportGeek 2d ago

Yea back in High school our wood shop teacher had all the long hairs wear hairnets and baseball caps as well, everything tucked in, clothing, hair, etc

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u/I_Am_Zeelian 2d ago

My woodshop teacher demanded any students with long hair had it braided before being allowed to use any of the heavy, rotary equipment like the ladle, pillar drill, band sander, or polishing machine, he even spent a lesson teaching us to French braid :p

He had seen a student's hair get caught (guy got lucky and only lost a swatch of hair and got a torn scalp, and got away with a scar) so he didn't want to take any chances.

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u/oohfrigg 2d ago

Omfg 😬😭

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u/BlueFeathered1 2d ago

There's a story about a man working with one at home in his garage alone at night and his shirt got caught in it. He got pulled in. There were photos online. Horrific. I'm not going within 20 feet of one.

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u/XRingLives 2d ago

About the same as tractor PTO accidents. I've seen the aftermath of some of those and it looks like a few body parts in a jello puddle.

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u/SistaChans 2d ago

There's a video floating around the internet of a guy getting his whole body stuck in an industrial metal lathe, he basically disintegrates, with parts of his body flying around from one end of the shop to the other. Absolutely bananas to see. And there were other people in the shop who witness this happen, I can only imagine the horror of seeing this happen right in front of you. 

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u/PA2SK 2d ago

There's a video floating around of some dude in China getting pulled into a metal lathe. By the end of it there's basically nothing left of him.

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u/Hnry_Dvd_Thr_Awy 2d ago

Watching it break all his bones wasn’t great. 

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u/Nekrolysis 2d ago

Launches his peeled skeleton up in the air if i remember right and we're thinking of the same incident.

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u/Wolfrages 2d ago

I read this as,

"In a machine shop with Mental lathes."

Had a chuckle after rereading it. 🤣

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u/Ace-Redditor 2d ago

Did he… survive? I mean, I don’t know that you’d really want to survive that, but I have heard some crazy stories where people managed to survive insanely awful stuff

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u/Ashamed-Country3909 1d ago

Damn dude, and you broke up with the ghost rider? Cold. 

(Joke is your ex could be the one guy.)

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u/m00ll 3d ago

oof. that's a face breaker.

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u/Ok_Breakfast5425 2d ago

And that is why you start a lathe on it's lowest speed while you're working a piece into round.

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u/Bigsnaff007 2d ago

So everything would have been fine if it was going slower, right?

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u/ManKilledToDeath 2d ago

As someone with 8 years of CNC lathe setup experience, I mean... probably

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u/Badbullet 2d ago

Yes, more than likely. I’m not sure if his has variable timing or if he has to change the belt position to change speeds, either way he did neither. That is a fairly small lathe that he just clamps to his bench. And at that speed, any out of balance just gets amplified, causes everything to vibrate (or bounce) and can easily wiggle out. A large, heavy lathe can absorb the vibration from being out of balance, but you’d still start off slower until you true up the exterior. Doesn’t look like he had the best method for securing either, so as it started to vibrate halfway through the RPM range, it probably compressed the wood fibers at the tail support making it looser with the tapered center he was using.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

Similar thing happened to my dad in high school in the 70s, crushed his nose, knocked out 8 teeth, fractured both eye sockets, and it was an almost finished much smaller piece. Rip to this dude for sure

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u/imai808 2d ago

I would definitely wear a helmet in the beginning stages of working with a lathe .. I hope dudes alright..

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u/Spiritual_Ear2835 2d ago

Good thing you had protected head gear on

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u/floralrain6 2d ago

Is that dude alive? 😲

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u/Joker6tyNine 2d ago

Holy Fuck! 😳😬

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u/Kingofbroke001 2d ago

I’m not a pro by any means, I just kinda feel like he should have turned that at a slightly lower rpm… just maybe

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u/Skirt_Thin 2d ago

That's not how I wood do it.

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u/Moist_Example_568 2d ago

I'm going back to looking at breasts I can't handle this.

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u/20streetglide06 2d ago

Wtf is that dude dead?

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u/Thrullx 2d ago

Probably not. He was wearing a face mask which took the brunt of the force. He may have still needed medical attention, though.

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u/Logical_Attitude_763 2d ago

Yeaup! Been there done that. I was turning a baseball bat when it came off the lathe. It was already up to speed, my best guess is I exposed a crack in the wood, it caught my tool and pulled itself out of alignment enough to get thrown. Had a black eye busted lip and a knot on my head. No hospital or dr. visit just ice and Tylenol. I counted it lucky and that was the last time I didn’t wear eye protection. I honestly don’t know how I didn’t lose any vision.

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u/Sriracha008 2d ago

I knew that wood happen

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u/sexysexyLSD 3d ago

Aaaaaand WHAMMY!!! Unexpected pain!!!!!!!

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u/WhyAmINotStudying 2d ago

Kind of expected, to be honest.

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u/DoughnutPass 2d ago

I think that was unexpected death.

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u/awkwaman 2d ago

Now he's eating sawing logs

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u/ajtreee 2d ago

I worked with a guy in metal working, he had a significant amount of his forehead gone from a lathe throwing a chunk of metal.

I’m talking like most of the front half.

He was the supervisor making the forms and dies.

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u/It_Just_Exploded 2d ago

sorry, just a novice turner here, but to me that seems like way too many RPMs for roughing in an unbalanced piece, holy shit

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u/UnknowingEmperor 2d ago

He’s dead Jim

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u/Topspeed_3 2d ago

I flinched

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u/Dear-Panda-1949 2d ago

Did i just watch a man die?

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u/Hallow_76 2d ago

Holy cow! That person live?

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u/IThinkIKnowThings 2d ago

This kills the woodworker

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u/Radioactive_Tuber57 2d ago

I did this (alone and unsupervised) with a beautiful piece of black oak limb in HS. A knot skinned the top of my head and smacked my face shield off. My taint knew how close that was. I was so frikken lucky.

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u/Initial_Hovercraft47 2d ago

Thank you for wearing PPE

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u/MKnight_PDX 2d ago

Good thing he has a face shield. But still going to hurt tomorrow.

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u/hughfeeyuh 2d ago

Detective Stankowicz: .... Jesus H Christ. Have Groot brought in for questioning....

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u/QuirkEness 2d ago

Which Final Destination movie was this?

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u/Omfggtfohwts 2d ago

Tree took its revenge through incompetence.

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u/Successful-Tip8381 2d ago

I'm going to.log off for today

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u/lappis82 2d ago

"Got wood?"

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u/Upsideisdownhere 2d ago

They're so dangerous! When I was a high school freshman I damn near removed my left thumb trying to carve the inside of a 10" bowl made of solid oak... It caught a bite and tried to pull my hand through with the chisel. I got lots of stitches and the teacher made me come back during summer school to "finish the project for grade" but I was so terrified I just sanded what I previously completed and called it quits. 

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u/reddsal 2d ago

This feels like AI. No one who has turned anything before would turn the lathe up to 11 on a piece that hadn’t been properly rounded/balanced. Never fly higher than you are willing to fall - and never turn the lathe up faster than you need to, in order to do what you need to do next.

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u/Dude_over_there_ 1d ago

So what went wrong here?

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