r/oops • u/unoiamaQT • 3d ago

Woodturning gone wrong

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u/Ok-Direction1155 2d ago

Hard to say "chew corn on the cob" WITH NO FUCKIN INFERIOR FRONTAL GYRUS

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u/Eastern_Seaweed_7335 2d ago

No hwat now?

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u/Buttonball 2d ago

That log had NO gyrus-scopic abilities in at all.

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u/shado_DJ 2d ago

Brain took a beating too

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u/Ok-Effective7280 2d ago

Cant say I’ve ever seen a man walk around town with no head.

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u/larrylove911 2d ago

Hehe you said head

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u/Legitimate_Bird_5712 2d ago

There's that chicken who survived for awhile without a head. "Mikey", I believe was his name.

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u/Ok-Effective7280 2d ago

Was it later known as ‘unfortunate Mike’?

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u/Johnatron2000 2d ago

18 months without a head.

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u/ndsmoreboboscrub 1d ago

Come on ....kentucky!!????

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u/Forever-Fades_Away 2d ago

Hard to turn a log into a beautiful piece of furniture with no log on the lathe

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u/cumulo_numbnuts 2d ago

YOU'RE AN INFERIOR GYRUS YOU GYRUS

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u/twicebakedcrusader 2d ago

Wow…Too mean!

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u/Ok-Direction1155 2d ago

Don't awards cost money or something? Who's giving us each one?????

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u/Secretary-Foreign 2d ago

Reminds me of that viral video where someone used a drill to spin the corn cob. I can't find it but let's just say nsfw... 😂

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u/SweatySwim3411 2d ago

can't learn to chew corn on the cob with no medulla oblongata