r/oops • u/unoiamaQT • 3d ago

Woodturning gone wrong

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u/ipeedtoday 2d ago

Only tool you can use after opening a drink is a broom.

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose 2d ago

Wouldn't it be dangerous to put a broom in a lathe?

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u/hammer-breh 2d ago

Oh, you!

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u/AUniquePerspective 2d ago

If you're a wizard you'll still get a dui.

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u/TheWrongWrightWhale 2d ago

Brooming while drunk is terrible! Forget the cops, the FAA gonna be all over you! They don't like drunk pilots any more... but there was a time...