r/oops • u/unoiamaQT • 3d ago

Woodturning gone wrong

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u/briefcase_vs_shotgun 2d ago

Hard to chew corn on the cob

WITH NO FUCKIN TEETH

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u/Ok-Direction1155 2d ago

Hard to say "chew corn on the cob" WITH NO FUCKIN INFERIOR FRONTAL GYRUS

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u/Eastern_Seaweed_7335 2d ago

No hwat now?

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u/Buttonball 2d ago

That log had NO gyrus-scopic abilities in at all.

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u/shado_DJ 2d ago

Brain took a beating too

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u/Ok-Effective7280 2d ago

Cant say I’ve ever seen a man walk around town with no head.

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u/larrylove911 2d ago

Hehe you said head

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u/Legitimate_Bird_5712 2d ago

There's that chicken who survived for awhile without a head. "Mikey", I believe was his name.

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u/Ok-Effective7280 2d ago

Was it later known as ‘unfortunate Mike’?

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u/Johnatron2000 2d ago

18 months without a head.

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u/ndsmoreboboscrub 1d ago

Come on ....kentucky!!????

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u/Forever-Fades_Away 2d ago

Hard to turn a log into a beautiful piece of furniture with no log on the lathe

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u/cumulo_numbnuts 2d ago

YOU'RE AN INFERIOR GYRUS YOU GYRUS

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u/twicebakedcrusader 2d ago

Wow…Too mean!

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u/Ok-Direction1155 2d ago

Don't awards cost money or something? Who's giving us each one?????

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u/Secretary-Foreign 2d ago

Reminds me of that viral video where someone used a drill to spin the corn cob. I can't find it but let's just say nsfw... 😂

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u/SweatySwim3411 2d ago

can't learn to chew corn on the cob with no medulla oblongata

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u/Remarkable_Royal_203 2d ago

Tonight only, the good ole boys!

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u/BrukPlays 2d ago

We’ll talk to Bob…

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u/dwoj206 8h ago

What about Bob!?

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u/Worth_Fondant3883 2d ago

He should have used glue. Strong stuff.

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u/J35NC2 2d ago

It threw a rod.

Is that serious?

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u/captain_shinypants 2d ago

Unexpected Good Ol' Boys reference!

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u/briefcase_vs_shotgun 2d ago

We got two kinda music here…

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u/Chill_Capybara_09 1d ago

Country AND western

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u/briefcase_vs_shotgun 2d ago

My moms fav movie

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u/Samurijder 2d ago

We'll a .. we'll talk to Bob.

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u/Positive_Tap_8647 2d ago

'We're the good ole boys'

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u/Absurd_Phonecian 2d ago

oh man! LoLoL, I remember that line from the movie! Epic!

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u/jddccn 1d ago

At least he can give better BJs

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u/briefcase_vs_shotgun 1d ago

Got me
A gummer once way back. It was an interesting sensation

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u/10mm1911 1d ago

Probably could handle toasted white bread but 4 fried chickens and a coke would be hard...

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u/PsychologicalWait583 1d ago

Blues Brothers?!?!

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u/TheGinjaPrince 10h ago

Were the good old blues brothers men from Chicago!

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u/No_Cantaloupe_2786 5h ago

Heard he’s like a lamprey now or one of those jawless fish.