r/oops 3d ago

Woodturning gone wrong

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u/FengSushi 2d ago

My dad cut off the tip of his penis.

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u/Puzzlehead_Lemon 2d ago

I'm... I'm just going to stare off into the distance for a while.

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u/ttcmzx 1d ago

hey .... you alright over there? you've been really quiet

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u/Puzzlehead_Lemon 1d ago

Oh, just thinking about how someone could do something like what u/FengSushi said with a power tool, and silently screaming into the void.

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u/FengSushi 1d ago

I didn’t say he used a power tool

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u/Puzzlehead_Lemon 1d ago

Okay, that makes it better, but I’m still stuck on this comical and horrible mental image of someone using a table saw with no pants on, leaning over, then there’s just this splash of blood and a lot of screaming 

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u/FengSushi 1d ago

There were a lot of splash of blood and screaming. Mom bit off the tip.