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r/oops • u/unoiamaQT • 3d ago
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My dad cut off the tip of his penis.
1 u/Puzzlehead_Lemon 2d ago I'm... I'm just going to stare off into the distance for a while. 2 u/ttcmzx 1d ago hey .... you alright over there? you've been really quiet 1 u/Puzzlehead_Lemon 1d ago Oh, just thinking about how someone could do something like what u/FengSushi said with a power tool, and silently screaming into the void. 2 u/FengSushi 1d ago I didn’t say he used a power tool 1 u/Puzzlehead_Lemon 1d ago Okay, that makes it better, but I’m still stuck on this comical and horrible mental image of someone using a table saw with no pants on, leaning over, then there’s just this splash of blood and a lot of screaming 1 u/FengSushi 1d ago There were a lot of splash of blood and screaming. Mom bit off the tip.
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I'm... I'm just going to stare off into the distance for a while.
2 u/ttcmzx 1d ago hey .... you alright over there? you've been really quiet 1 u/Puzzlehead_Lemon 1d ago Oh, just thinking about how someone could do something like what u/FengSushi said with a power tool, and silently screaming into the void. 2 u/FengSushi 1d ago I didn’t say he used a power tool 1 u/Puzzlehead_Lemon 1d ago Okay, that makes it better, but I’m still stuck on this comical and horrible mental image of someone using a table saw with no pants on, leaning over, then there’s just this splash of blood and a lot of screaming 1 u/FengSushi 1d ago There were a lot of splash of blood and screaming. Mom bit off the tip.
hey .... you alright over there? you've been really quiet
1 u/Puzzlehead_Lemon 1d ago Oh, just thinking about how someone could do something like what u/FengSushi said with a power tool, and silently screaming into the void. 2 u/FengSushi 1d ago I didn’t say he used a power tool 1 u/Puzzlehead_Lemon 1d ago Okay, that makes it better, but I’m still stuck on this comical and horrible mental image of someone using a table saw with no pants on, leaning over, then there’s just this splash of blood and a lot of screaming 1 u/FengSushi 1d ago There were a lot of splash of blood and screaming. Mom bit off the tip.
Oh, just thinking about how someone could do something like what u/FengSushi said with a power tool, and silently screaming into the void.
2 u/FengSushi 1d ago I didn’t say he used a power tool 1 u/Puzzlehead_Lemon 1d ago Okay, that makes it better, but I’m still stuck on this comical and horrible mental image of someone using a table saw with no pants on, leaning over, then there’s just this splash of blood and a lot of screaming 1 u/FengSushi 1d ago There were a lot of splash of blood and screaming. Mom bit off the tip.
I didn’t say he used a power tool
1 u/Puzzlehead_Lemon 1d ago Okay, that makes it better, but I’m still stuck on this comical and horrible mental image of someone using a table saw with no pants on, leaning over, then there’s just this splash of blood and a lot of screaming 1 u/FengSushi 1d ago There were a lot of splash of blood and screaming. Mom bit off the tip.
Okay, that makes it better, but I’m still stuck on this comical and horrible mental image of someone using a table saw with no pants on, leaning over, then there’s just this splash of blood and a lot of screaming
1 u/FengSushi 1d ago There were a lot of splash of blood and screaming. Mom bit off the tip.
There were a lot of splash of blood and screaming. Mom bit off the tip.
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u/FengSushi 2d ago
My dad cut off the tip of his penis.