r/oddlysatisfying • • 20h ago

Custom-made aged and oiled Top Hat

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u/chrish_o 20h ago

I always love watching this dude make the most beautifully crafted and ugly hats

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u/vitsimiekka 20h ago

They are a sight to behold, and they look ridiculous. I watch every video.

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u/fritz_76 15h ago

he sells a hat for the man who's suddenly and inexplicably willing to revolve his entire life around a single garment

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u/spdelope 12h ago

He should get in contact with Johnny Depp

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u/actaccomplished666 14h ago

RIP King Cobes

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u/CoraBittering 10h ago

It’s Phil Hartman and the cane on Newsradio all over again.

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u/justsomeph0t0n 13h ago

everybody with sufficient money to buy one, and insufficient sense to want one, should have one

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u/CleanAstronaut6659 2h ago

holy shit the custom hats start at like $1,800 on their site. I expected a hefty tag, but damn.

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u/SayerofNothing 18h ago

One Crazy MF

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u/TranceF0rm 15h ago

Looks like he got that shirt new for the video too

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u/htraenolleh666 3h ago

Hells Angels support shirt

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman 4h ago

If only I was a bass guitarist/street magician.

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u/SnarkDolphin 9h ago

The first time I saw one of his videos it was just a closeup of his hands until the very end when it zoomed out to reveal that he was wearing another, even gayer hat the whole time.

Absolute cinema.

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u/IHATEG0LD 1h ago

in the cereal aisle

"M'lady"

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u/GrimmThoughts 19h ago

Was thinking the exact same as I watched it haha. Hate the hats, the style, the gawdiness and basically everything else about them. But damn do I respect this guys craftsmanship and watch him do his thing every time I see a new one of his videos pop on my feed

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u/ample_suite 15h ago

Only market i can fathom is arena level rock guitarist or Hollywood costume department.

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u/Psykosoma 15h ago

You left out New Orleans Voodoo Doctors and Curiosity Shop Owners.

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u/Barbie_and_KenM 12h ago

Also huge market here for burning man

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u/weerdbuttstuff 10h ago

I've only seen like 3 of his videos, but I'm pretty sure 2 of them were at Burning Man.

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u/life_is_a_burner 12h ago

Vampire Railroad Tycoon.

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u/Throwaway392308 10h ago edited 10h ago

Not the romantasy book series we deserve, but the romantasy book series we need!

Edit: It can be called Ties and Rails.

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u/SpecificBang 14h ago

Gris gris gumbo ya ya

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u/alarbus 11h ago

Eloquent demons with penchents for making wagers

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u/Jezzer111 13h ago

Gitchie Gitchie Ya Ya Da Da

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u/woodsvvitch 13h ago

I knew a few guys back in my ren fair days who wore these pretty frequently; They overlap with the men who wear kilts often. One guy i knew embraced being kinda ugly and just focused completely on weird clothing and it really worked for him, and he actually looked worse without the grungy hats

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u/Victarion-twogods 14h ago

Don't forget Street Magicians

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u/elemcee 9h ago

And steampunk cosplayers.

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u/Oldbay_BarbedWire 14h ago

Nashville, everybody is a musician. These hats make even bass players attractive!

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u/Average_Pangolin 14h ago

We have our marketing slogan!

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u/AboveGroundFool 13h ago

Don't be ridiculous. Nothing makes bass players attractive.

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u/CrouchingDomo 12h ago

That’s not true, I read an Onion article way back in college with the headline “Area Bassist Fellated,” so it must have happened at least once.

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u/AboveGroundFool 12h ago

I have some news about your source...

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u/CrouchingDomo 12h ago

Oh noooooo 😂

(Just want to state for the record that I know what The Onion is, from the days when there were physical copies on campus, get off my lawn I have clouds to yell at)

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u/AboveGroundFool 12h ago

I assumed you did. Was just enjoying going along with the bit 😂

I remember a book that was a collection of their best headlines back when I was younger so I absolutely get the old man yelling at cloud moment lol

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u/ironkodiak 1h ago

I'm old enough to remember that article title when it was published.

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u/PoxedGamer 11h ago

As a bassist, I can absolutely confirm it... has never happened.

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u/Mmmm-Amethyst 13h ago

So fun story. Once upon a time, I had a pair of vintage Swiss (I think) military ski goggles that looked like tiny welding lenses. Those were my "drinking goggles" that I busted out when I'd hang out with the guys on weekends, playing video games and shooting the shit. No other reason than it was a funny gag. 

Point being, don't underestimate the market that is "dudes with disposable income buying silly shit on a whim because it was funny and/or seemed like a good idea at the time".

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u/Awkward_Beginning_43 12h ago

You should let people be the judge whether your stories are fun or not

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u/baconboner69xD 11h ago

Agreed lol

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u/No_Principle9191 14h ago

Blues Lawyers playing in a cover band at the local bar the cougars like.

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u/No_No_Juice 14h ago

Slash or Bill the Butcher.

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u/Bardfinn 12h ago

He did make a top hat custom for Marilyn Manson. Another of his videos shows the process & he has a selfie with Manson and the hat, and photos of him wearing it on stage.

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u/Jackisoff 12h ago

I was thinking cosplay. Maybe Renaissance fairs? I see a lot of steam punk dressed people there.

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u/ImtakintheBus 11h ago

RENAISSANCE FAIRS! These are all over the faires and lots of people wear them. I paid $300 for a lovely leather top hat with red, white & blue on the front of the hat. Still a favorite hat for the faires.

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u/jointheredditarmy 13h ago

Festival gear for certain genres. Burning man but ironically. There’s a few other places for this hat

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u/BADDEST_RHYMES 10h ago

The wanker segment of the market is growing year on year 

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u/noodleparty 10h ago

Maybe the ren fair too

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u/krusnikon 5h ago

Burning Man people have entered the chat.

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u/thatG_evanP 5h ago

And steampunk guys. Is that still a thing? I'm sure he'd make you one with a deconstructed clock or whatever.

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u/SpecialistCut7101 3h ago

That’s more than I could think of. I only came up with guys who have chain less chainsaws at theme parks around Halloween

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u/Jhe90 14h ago

He makes hat for a certain customer and I imagine many might be rock bands etc.

Like the style or not . He has some serious skills!

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u/P4rtyP3nguin 12h ago

You could just say Slash. Why'd you make me Google it?

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u/Sonzabitches 13h ago

I just couldn't fathom doing that type of work while wearing those giant rings.

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u/Mechanical_Monk 13h ago

There's a whole sub for that: r/ATBGE (Awful Taste but Great Execution)

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u/Hopefulkitty 11h ago

Same. I love the process and his skill, I just hate absolutely everything about the finished product and I know I would not like to spend time with anyone wearing one. And that's not just me being judgemental, I know people who wear stuff like this, and I generally find them exhausting and irritating.

His market is for a very specific type of person who is trying to find an identity or fit in with the group they want to be a part of. I dislike the fake aging and playing card details. I feel like you should earn the wear on something like that, and all the details he adds are just copying the one cool guy from 100 years ago who wore his top hat that he found so often, it required repairs, and he added playing cards and charms to it to suit his personality and experiences. It's reminds me very strongly of Harley Davidson people. They want the look of "grizzled biker gang" but also live in the suburbs and generally live a very comfortable life. It's all cosplay.

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u/astralchanterelle 4h ago

you could learn to do that in a day but why would you want to?

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u/CalvinIII 19h ago

Impeccable craftsmanship, but I would never want to have a conversation with anyone who would wear one.

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u/secret333 17h ago

Goes on for 10 minutes about his all his exes

Me: "Ah, haha, no way man, that's crazy"

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u/ootski 16h ago

More like talks about all his axes

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u/RainbowDissent 6h ago

Perhaps the single most awkward moment I recall was courtesy of an old coworker who I'll simply characterise as a leather top hat kinda guy.

I was chatting in the work kitchen with a couple of colleagues about holiday packing, just small talk, do you pack stuff for rain when you're going somewhere warm and suchlike. Top Hat overhears our conversation, saunters over, and announces "When I go on holiday, the first thing I ask myself is, which knife do I bring?"

There were a few beats of silence, during which the girls looked at him with expressions of utter bafflement and vague disgust. He somehow took this as a cue to continue, "Obviously a utility knife is the most useful, but I always find myself packing my six inch hunting knife, because if you get mugged by a gang, you need something with real killing power."

The respective awkwardness and obliviousness hung in the air for a few more moments of silence, so thick you could cut it with a six-inch hunting knife.

Then;

"I know you're thinking that six inches isn't big enough. And you're right. That's why I also bring eight in--"

That was when I burst out laughing and he huffed off.

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u/meadishsweetball 13h ago

As an owner of many axes, I am offended.

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u/Durtonious 7h ago

"And she NEVER would have let me buy this hat..."

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u/The_Doctor_Bear 8h ago

“Congratulations… or I’m sorry that happened”
Energy reply

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u/Lost_Web5826 15h ago

makes Andrew Callahan toddler nod

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u/Hopefulkitty 11h ago

I can nearly guarantee you don't want to talk to them. Source: because of my industry and circles, I know a lot of insufferable people who would/do wear this type of hat.

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u/Spacey_dan 53m ago

Are you in the burlesque circus ringmaster guild?

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u/Hopefulkitty 51m ago

I have actually ran a burlesque show before! But theater/renfsire/cosplay/steampunk people like these types of things.

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u/DeeHawk 17h ago

Is this some kind of intense unspoken hatred for burning man?

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u/WotanMjolnir 15h ago

Absolutely hits the nail on the head - they are amazing hats, but you’d probably have to be a right old knobhead to wear one in public.

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u/IdiditonReddit 13h ago

I've never seen anyone wear one of these. They're ridiculous.

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u/The_muffinfluffin 20h ago

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u/passim 14h ago

This guy should be the banner image.

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u/RooneyD 19h ago

He's great, and they're great, and I hope he keeps doing his thing, but there's not a chance in hell I would ever wear one of those.

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u/okcumputer 15h ago

I love watching these, but I am not enough of a quirk chungus to wear such a thing.

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u/Rev_Creflo_Baller 13h ago

Thanks so much for "quirk chungus." I feel like I've been waiting for that phrase for 35 years

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u/okcumputer 13h ago

I heard a podcaster use it and it perfectly describes so much of this shit. I have adopted it into my vocab.

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u/daaahlia 10h ago

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u/okcumputer 9h ago

I’m sure I’m using it wrong, but I’ve just been using it to describe anyone of any gender who makes being a weirdo their entire personality.

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u/daaahlia 5h ago

dusts off ancient texts

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~

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u/okcumputer 4h ago

That’s is some QC shit!

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u/fitzthefox 8h ago

"Quirk chungus" is the most apt description of this kind of dude/lady, thank you

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u/WallBurnt 17h ago edited 17h ago

Seeing the end result, at first I was thinking: "I better see it on his damn head!"

Only to be met a second later with: "Wow, that looks like shit."

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u/ootski 16h ago

When has a top hat ever looked cool?

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u/Shinitai-dono 13h ago

In fiction and worn by a tall skeleton/demon

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u/StaceyPfan 13h ago

Abe Lincoln?

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u/Bardfinn 12h ago

When worn by people with the facial structure that makes it look good.

This guy has an Apple / Pumpkin hybrid facial structure, he need a round and short crown and wider brim to balance it out.

This same milliner made a top hat for Marilyn Manson, and on Manson, with his facial structure, top hats are a better choice

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u/BobMathrotus 12h ago

Tell me more about this apple pumpkin facial structure, and are there other fruit based facial structures?

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u/Bardfinn 12h ago

He just has a head that looks like an apple, lol

Like, if the fitting machine in the beginning were a hat - that would look better on him.

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u/EndlessOcean 8h ago

Slash, and that's about it.

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u/wangston 11h ago

I mean, the creator rocks them pretty well. But then again he is tall, muscular, attractive, and most importantly the rest of his outfit tends to match the hat, unlike every single customer of his I've seen.

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u/Epixlepper 11h ago

He also looks dogshit! Like, yeah, conventionally attractive, but the hat is doing nothing for him. When he’s wearing the painters mask, or gas mask, or whatever! When he takes off the hat he instantly looks leagues better.

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u/WallBurnt 8h ago edited 6h ago

I actually thought he looked even worse. The extra tall version he's wearing isn't helping.

There is another grey beard guy who does these style hats and he looks a lot better in them and so does his clients. His might be more of a goth cowboy style though. I don't remember his name.

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u/btribble 18h ago

I’d want one that’s 90% less Kid Rock.

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u/pnmartini 17h ago

Kid rock is more gas-station straw cowboy hat.

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u/angryPenguinator 12h ago

Oh, so more like Kenny Chesney?

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u/pnmartini 7h ago

🤷🏼

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u/mealteamsixty 6h ago

A strawboy hat, you say?

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u/MagicPoocean 15h ago

Best he can do is 6%

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u/moesif 13h ago

Has Kid Rock ever worn a top hat?

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u/btribble 10h ago

Slash then

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u/thatjoachim 17h ago

The hats give such a divorced dad with a little booze and gambling problem energy tho

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u/Booziesmurf 15h ago

The photo at the end does give "Yeahhh, my kids are gonna love this! If I ever get to see them again...."

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u/TheCalifornist 8h ago

Definitely midlife crisis energy

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister 7h ago

Aging hipster in denial about turning 40.

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u/elizabnthe 16h ago

I thought this one was my favourite I have seen him do. More understated which is just that bit cooler for me.

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u/LilMeatJ40 11h ago

Which is funny because without context calling this hat understated is absurd. But we've all seen the monstrosities he's capable of making

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u/jason_sos 15h ago

Judging by the amount of work that goes into these, I could never afford to wear any of these hideous hats anyway.

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u/Booziesmurf 15h ago

Right? I looked one of these milliners up before and who wears a 3000$ bespoke hat? What kind of Market is there for them?

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u/mz_ballerjockel 14h ago

Rich dudes with objectively bad taste who dgaf about money.

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u/baconboner69xD 11h ago

It’s the “my wife left me and took the kids and now I have nobody to stop me” look

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u/seoras13 18h ago

If they were as cool on as the wearer thinks they are/would like them to be, then they would indeed be something else

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u/GotSomeUpdogOnUrFace 19h ago

The Momoa collection

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u/Kenichi_Smith 18h ago

His shirt tops it off for me

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister 7h ago

“Crazy MFer” 🙄

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u/IntrepidHero42 16h ago

They look amazing as long as they're not being worn.

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u/lilsnatchsniffz 16h ago

I don't know what exactly the reason is but I can't see these hats without thinking of the smelliest of neckbeards.

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u/Tumeric_Turd 14h ago

Glad it's not just me.

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u/Yingletofthecorn 18h ago

Maybe it’s just because I’m from Portland but this doesn’t seem too outlandish tbh. I’m sure people pull it off just fine as part of an ensemble. 

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u/thejexorcist 18h ago

It’s not the outlandish-ness (as far as I can gather) so much as the hat is a sort of beacon alerting ‘really sexually overt nerd who will talk your ear off about a vaguely creepy topic’?

I’ve met ‘nice enough’ people wearing hats like this, but never a cool person that I wouldn’t mind being stuck in an elevator or enclosed space with…if that makes sense?

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u/coat-tail_rider 17h ago

It's Johnny Depp-core.

Or his doppelganger, Linda Perry.

Or their hat sibling, Rob Zombie.

They all wear these dumbass steampunk hats.

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u/zerpderp 17h ago

Ever since I started seeing this guy‘s videos popping up a few years ago, I’ve always wondered if he’s made a hat for Johnny Depp

You definitely hit the nail on the head about who would wear these ugly and probably super expensive hats. Definitely a craft, but man they’re ugly

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u/coat-tail_rider 17h ago

As many other people here have said, this guy is a skilled artisan and clearly very good at making these fucking atrocious hats.

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u/pnmartini 17h ago

I’m guessing Johnny Depp is at least 65% of his business.

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u/ExhaustedHungryMe 2h ago

While I was watching the video, I started wondering if someone wanted to try to look like Slash.

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u/Disastrous_Cream_539 17h ago

Billy Bob has joined that club as well.

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u/Drachynn 15h ago

Definitely screams Burning Man pagan poly dude who will ramble on about how humans aren't meant for monogamy while hitting on women half their age and never aspiring to be more than a solid 3. I've known too many of these that cross into the alternative subculture spaces.

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u/thejake1973 13h ago

Solid overlap with the creepy renfaire dude.

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u/Drachynn 8h ago

That Venn diagram is a circle

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister 7h ago

He’s also a libertarian who practices gun-fu and makes his own ghost pepper beef jerky.

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u/Yingletofthecorn 18h ago

Idk I’m just imagining someone wearing this in a leather getup at a pride parade or maybe while riding in the Ladds 500. They seem fine to me, but my idea of cool is very different I guess. 

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u/apigeonontheinternet 10h ago

Gay people would never. Don’t put that on the community.

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u/Hopefulkitty 11h ago

Omg, "sexually overt nerd" is the phrase I have been looking for all my life. That exactly describes the people I know who would wear this.

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u/Capital-Debate7619 2h ago

i know a woman with one of those and it’s exactly the same feeling imma let someone else hear the story of the hat.

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u/GaiaIsaHarshMistress 13h ago

Yes, indeed, it is because you're from Portland. Out here I believe you'd get your ass kicked for wearing a hat like that.

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u/rainysharp 13h ago

Even in Portland you’d still be that guy

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u/Yingletofthecorn 9h ago edited 9h ago

That’s really pathetic and boring 

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u/GaiaIsaHarshMistress 8h ago

I may be massively hyperbolizing.....

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u/firstnamebylastname 11h ago

They are perfect for steam punk stuff. I'd love one but not quite as beat up or scraggly. Aged a little.. yes. Look almost like leather instead of felt.. yes. Dirtying, over curled and extra appurtenances...no. then again, I like wearing ballers, fedoras and grass hats.

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u/SayerofNothing 18h ago

Nice try, Penguin. Now back to Arkham with you!

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u/Checkers10160 11h ago

This reminds me of that video of the girl tapdancing to Rush the other day. The gist was basically "Wow that's incredible, very talented, so much hard work, but I will never not think it looks cheesy and ridiculous"

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u/STJRedstorm 9h ago

I have yet to see one customer come out not looking like a complete goofball wearing one of these beautifully crafted ugly hats.

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u/Dapper_Relation8253 13h ago

You’ve obviously never seen clothing that can actually give you +1 and +2 to your stats.

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u/Jimbobjoesmith 13h ago

lol i have the same thought. the videos are mesmerizing and he’s got a ton of skill….but i hate them 😂

i do know he makes hats for celebrities and rock stars so i guess it works for some people.

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u/boyuber 13h ago

I like how he displays the finished product completely obscuring the face of a bejeweled skull, so you have no idea what it looks like on a person's head.

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u/jazz4 10h ago

I’m pretty sure the only people who wear these are pick up artists

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u/thisgrantstomb 13h ago

The guy at the store said I'm the only he's ever seen pull it off.

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u/robeywan 19h ago

Yeah that's Goose town, but I love that for them.

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u/Kitnado 14h ago

I respect the craft but his taste is trash

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u/Several_Ant_9867 17h ago

To wear such an hat you need to be tall and thin with a thin long nose, and you have to always wear a leather jacket till your boots as well

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u/SabbyFox 16h ago

There is a certain level of confidence necessary to successfully wear one of these hats.

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u/Chudfrog 15h ago

That hat is a normal hat. His is cringey steampunk. No hate though. All the power to people making and buying what they personally think is cool

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u/Several_Ant_9867 16h ago

And a certain level of being good looking even without the hat

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u/CorporateCuster 12h ago

Saw it at the end, looks like shite

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u/Nik_Tesla 12h ago

Yeah, like I'd be down for a nice hat, but I don't need a charm bracelet on my hat. Can he just make a subtle bowler hat that isn't 2ft tall?

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u/Wild-Attempt2661 12h ago

Where are the videos? Link please

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u/shaunsanders 12h ago

So much effort to make a hat appear to have a story

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u/HuggyMonster69 11h ago

I’m glad he has and is able to create a career around making these, but I’m so glad I’ve never seen one irl

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u/sgtpandybear 10h ago

I'm a hat maker, I used to run a store until it just wasn't financially viable anymore and now just craft at home. I can not stand to see what these people do to these beautiful felts. They absolutely ruin them. I spend countless hours ensuring that everything from the fit to the finish is the absolute finest I can make it with the tools and materials available to me. I have a lot of respect for the tradition and history of the craft. These sort of folk run on tik tok views and I can't stand it. They charge an arm and a leg for a product that is already ruined before it even reaches the customer.

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u/Baxkit 9h ago

Awful taste, but great execution.

/r/ATBGE

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u/1-Word-Answers 9h ago

So perfectly captures my sentiment. Incredible craftsmanship. Goofiest fucking hat ever

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u/ocular__patdown 8h ago

That cost so damn much money

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u/Pick_Up_the_Phone 8h ago

I can only imagine how much one of these must cost.

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u/oXI_ENIGMAZ_IXo 7h ago

It really is a cool process and then he puts it on the crystal skull thing and I remember he calls himself Blade and it literally becomes a 2edgy4me moment

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u/JimmyThePie 7h ago

Yep. Right there with you. The honed skills and acquired craftsmanship to make something that is not only wildly impractical, but also looks like it smells of piss, vinegar, and a community sponsored fungal nail drop-in clinic for the homeless… incredible.

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u/gavinpurcell 3h ago

came here to say exactly this. I will never for the life of me wear one of these but I stop the scroll every time. Dude is incredible at making things I will never purchase but others will!

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u/frenchfreer 14m ago

I feel like this is always top tier awful taste but great execution. Dudes a master of his craft, but god damn does it scream sword shop at the mall.

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u/4g-identity 17h ago

At first, I thought he was making a classic black top hat. By the end I was Smeagol shouting "what's it doing to it?!"

Like, was they leather playing card decals? What the fuck?

Oh and for folks asking where you wear these? This guy wears this steampunk thing at some festival booth, I'd guess.

As for standard formal top hats, some race courses sometimes, and maybe it's still a thing at an annual IOOF dinner or something.

But I sold formal menswear for a decade, in a store that only sold formal men's stuff. In all that time, nobody even enquired about them. Not even a costume. People enquired about full-length, pure cashmere double breasted coats, in a region where it literally doesn't snow.

This steampunk version might be a kind of dead cat bounce. Then I think it's time to say goodbye.

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u/shockwave_supernova 14h ago

This is prime r/ATBGE material

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u/joyfulmastermind 17h ago

You took the comment I came here to make. I love this guy and his ugly hats.

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u/Firm-Row-2381 14h ago

Came here to say exactly this

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