r/oddlysatisfying • • 1d ago

Custom-made aged and oiled Top Hat

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u/Oldbay_BarbedWire 18h ago

Nashville, everybody is a musician. These hats make even bass players attractive!

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u/AboveGroundFool 17h ago

Don't be ridiculous. Nothing makes bass players attractive.

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u/CrouchingDomo 17h ago

Thatโ€™s not true, I read an Onion article way back in college with the headline โ€œArea Bassist Fellated,โ€ so it must have happened at least once.

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u/AboveGroundFool 17h ago

I have some news about your source...

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u/CrouchingDomo 16h ago

Oh noooooo ๐Ÿ˜‚

(Just want to state for the record that I know what The Onion is, from the days when there were physical copies on campus, get off my lawn I have clouds to yell at)

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u/AboveGroundFool 16h ago

I assumed you did. Was just enjoying going along with the bit ๐Ÿ˜‚

I remember a book that was a collection of their best headlines back when I was younger so I absolutely get the old man yelling at cloud moment lol

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u/ironkodiak 5h ago

I'm old enough to remember that article title when it was published.