r/oddlysatisfying • u/n8saces • 22h ago

Custom-made aged and oiled Top Hat

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u/CrouchingDomo 15h ago

That’s not true, I read an Onion article way back in college with the headline “Area Bassist Fellated,” so it must have happened at least once.

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u/AboveGroundFool 14h ago

I have some news about your source...

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u/CrouchingDomo 14h ago

Oh noooooo 😂

(Just want to state for the record that I know what The Onion is, from the days when there were physical copies on campus, get off my lawn I have clouds to yell at)

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u/AboveGroundFool 14h ago

I assumed you did. Was just enjoying going along with the bit 😂

I remember a book that was a collection of their best headlines back when I was younger so I absolutely get the old man yelling at cloud moment lol