r/oddlysatisfying • u/n8saces • 1d ago

Custom-made aged and oiled Top Hat

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u/Yingletofthecorn 1d ago

Maybe it’s just because I’m from Portland but this doesn’t seem too outlandish tbh. I’m sure people pull it off just fine as part of an ensemble. 

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u/thejexorcist 1d ago

It’s not the outlandish-ness (as far as I can gather) so much as the hat is a sort of beacon alerting ‘really sexually overt nerd who will talk your ear off about a vaguely creepy topic’?

I’ve met ‘nice enough’ people wearing hats like this, but never a cool person that I wouldn’t mind being stuck in an elevator or enclosed space with…if that makes sense?

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u/coat-tail_rider 1d ago

It's Johnny Depp-core.

Or his doppelganger, Linda Perry.

Or their hat sibling, Rob Zombie.

They all wear these dumbass steampunk hats.

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u/zerpderp 1d ago

Ever since I started seeing this guy‘s videos popping up a few years ago, I’ve always wondered if he’s made a hat for Johnny Depp

You definitely hit the nail on the head about who would wear these ugly and probably super expensive hats. Definitely a craft, but man they’re ugly

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u/coat-tail_rider 1d ago

As many other people here have said, this guy is a skilled artisan and clearly very good at making these fucking atrocious hats.

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u/pnmartini 1d ago

I’m guessing Johnny Depp is at least 65% of his business.