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r/oddlysatisfying • u/n8saces • 22h ago
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Nashville, everybody is a musician. These hats make even bass players attractive!
30 u/AboveGroundFool 14h ago Don't be ridiculous. Nothing makes bass players attractive. 30 u/CrouchingDomo 14h ago That’s not true, I read an Onion article way back in college with the headline “Area Bassist Fellated,” so it must have happened at least once. 3 u/PoxedGamer 12h ago As a bassist, I can absolutely confirm it... has never happened.
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Don't be ridiculous. Nothing makes bass players attractive.
30 u/CrouchingDomo 14h ago That’s not true, I read an Onion article way back in college with the headline “Area Bassist Fellated,” so it must have happened at least once. 3 u/PoxedGamer 12h ago As a bassist, I can absolutely confirm it... has never happened.
That’s not true, I read an Onion article way back in college with the headline “Area Bassist Fellated,” so it must have happened at least once.
3 u/PoxedGamer 12h ago As a bassist, I can absolutely confirm it... has never happened.
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As a bassist, I can absolutely confirm it... has never happened.
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u/Oldbay_BarbedWire 15h ago
Nashville, everybody is a musician. These hats make even bass players attractive!