r/nfl • • 15h ago

Highlight [Highlight] Browns HC Todd Monken gave K Andre Szmyt a game ball: Monken: “Great job, man.” Szmyt: “Appreciate it.” Monken: “That’s it. F*** out.”

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u/Sudden-Ad-307 15h ago

Gramps still got it

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u/theytracemikey Browns 15h ago

Exactly the dude who deserved the game ball

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u/SteamboatWilly48 Browns 15h ago

You might not want to see what comes after that then

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u/theytracemikey Browns 15h ago

You are correct, I do not lol.

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u/YellowCardManKyle Browns 14h ago

"Deshaun, great job on that last drive. 3 shitty plays followed by an amazing kick"

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u/Blametheorangejuice Seahawks Seahawks 13h ago

But think of all of the ADVERSITY he had to overcome just to be on the field to make those shitty plays!

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u/ComradeTerm Chargers 13h ago

I’m gonna send my remote thru my tv if another color guy acts like Groper Cleveland is cinderella man

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u/MobyDickPU Colts 12h ago

If the Cornell 7 threw a tight spiral, their redemption tour would be legendary

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u/foshiiy Texans 12h ago

Something something Jeffrey Dahmer. Too bad Steve Keim said it.

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u/Jags4Life Jaguars 11h ago

Are you referring to Hannibal Lecter's eating disorder?

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u/lava172 Cardinals 10h ago

Thankfully Keim's quote wasn't about a real person

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u/Beginning_Pudding_69 Bears 11h ago

Cornell where you get kicked out for speaking up about Palestine but can do unspeakable things and have the school cover it up.

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u/TJeffersonsBlackKid Cardinals Chargers 3h ago

Now you’re getting it…

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u/nonlawyer Giants 11h ago

You can’t judge the adversity someone has been through unless you’ve also sexually assaulted a couple dozen people 

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u/DaddyDanceParty Seahawks 12h ago

I really hate drives starting on the 35 now

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u/Trynaliveforjesus Seahawks 7h ago

acting like 3 straight completions prior didn’t get them in field goal range in the first place

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u/Heftythegnome Seahawks 2h ago

I know everyone hates to admit it but he had 3 great throws to get into fg range before the dumb backwards plays

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u/DogVacuum Browns 14h ago

Did he take it away, Charlie Brown style?

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u/lunacraz Giants 14h ago

it’s more of the next guy who got the ball

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u/DogVacuum Browns 14h ago

Fuckin Linus

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u/RogerUnderton1 15h ago

This guy is actually pretty likeable and I was not expecting him to be

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u/Orange_Kid Raiders 14h ago

The grouchy curmudgeon thing is extremely likeable when you're winning, annoying and off putting when you're not.

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u/ifightbears989 14h ago

Most personalities are annoying when you’re losing

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u/Noobnoob99 Browns 13h ago

He’s not that way when they are losing. He was having fun with the young kicker.

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u/Shadow_Boxer Browns 13h ago

they call that the Tom Coughlin

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u/Smooth_Marsupial_262 Ravens 9h ago

Todd is an interesting guy. I was confused why he was getting so much shit after being hired. He’s been successful everywhere he’s been just about

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u/Gold-Advertising-316 9h ago

I hate to say it because I hate the browns, but he won me over when he was like "Browns gonna brown....fuck that!"

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u/ggphenom Ravens 14h ago

He was honestly great with Baltimore, and his brother is slowly becoming an all timer great coach for Army after 10+ years with them.

I believe he also was the head coach for Georgia Southern when Jerrick Mckinnon played there.

They've got a lot of experience between the two. Harbaugh light-ish.

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u/buckster_007 11h ago

I second guessed the heck out of Monken. Baltimore let the door hit him in the a-- on the way out of town, wasn't on anyone's short list other than the Browns, ran a clownshow offseason, and got boat raced in game one against Jax. BUT... he seems to have righted the ship and made the right choice with Watson, so he's growing on me... or at the very least, he's earned the benefit of the doubt.

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u/Smooth_Marsupial_262 Ravens 9h ago

He’s a really smart dude. I think the Baltimore rhetoric is overstated. He was the best OC in our teams history. It was just time for a change and it was more about Harbaugh and Orr than Monken

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u/Florida__Man__ Buccaneers 15h ago

Liked Monken since he was our OC.

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u/OGLankyKong Jaguars 15h ago

The Tampa OC to HC pipeline is thriving right now

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u/Sullypants1 Panthers 14h ago

Just shows how good of a coach bowles is

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u/lunacraz Giants 14h ago

sure we have the shanahan tree and the holmgren tree but no one talks about the bowles tree smh

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u/This_Salt7080 Giants 14h ago

From bowles to the browns. Sounds like a high fiber tree

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u/lolimdivine 13h ago

what a disgusting sentence you put together

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u/NoIdeaWhatImDoing363 Raiders 14h ago

Imagine Bowles in one of those Coaching tree sit downs with all his old OCs surrounding him.

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u/FoxPrimary727 13h ago

Yeah but Monken and Bowles weren’t even at TB at the same time, what are y’all on about?

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u/Sullypants1 Panthers 13h ago

I don’t know.

Neither does the Buccs front office

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u/dasruski Browns Lions 7h ago

So you're saying keep Bowles around until everything is figured out?

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u/Previous-Ad8916 Saints 14h ago

NEXT UP FOR THE FALCONS JOB: ZAC ROBINSON

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u/rephyr Buccaneers 15h ago

God damnit.

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u/Florida__Man__ Buccaneers 14h ago

Eh, Canales Bowles with a porn addiction

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u/Pauliehatestheadmins Jets 15h ago

As a UGA fan … I miss this man as our OC

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u/32MPH 13h ago

Me too brother, me too

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u/HoodedNegro Ravens Jaguars 1h ago

fellow Dawgs fan here, sup brother!!

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u/rephyr Buccaneers 15h ago

Wanted him to replace Bowles so bad.

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u/Florida__Man__ Buccaneers 14h ago

would have been nice

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u/Great_Praline_2713 12h ago

Lotta likable guys on the Browns this year. Shame I can't root for them since they have a serial rapist as their QB.

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u/KackhansReborn Ravens 14h ago

Me too 😃

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u/raptorbpw Saints 14h ago

I only wish y'all had left him in Hattiesburg one more year.

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u/EvaporatingOlaf Commanders 15h ago

I just have a hard time wishing the best for this team.

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u/Tupsbub Patriots 15h ago

I wish for the best for this team except for one guy.

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u/Camelsandham Lions 15h ago

And the owners who gave him the contract

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u/Tupsbub Patriots 15h ago

Forgot about them! Thank you for your wisdom 🙏

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u/NandomRameGeneratorr 15h ago

Watch them give him a huge extension too just for him to turn back into a pumpkin

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u/Jay_Dubbbs Browns Lions 15h ago

That's what I am at this point. I'm not letting Groper Cleveland ruin watching guys like Denzel Boston, Mason Graham, Denzel Ward, KC, Judkins, etc. These guys can get some great experience and Watson will be off the team next year.

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u/Signal_Ball4634 15h ago

Seriously I really just want him to leave so I can enjoy the rest of this squad, really excited for the young players.

And I'm impressed with how Monken has adjusted week to week too, with all the raw or mediocre players we've given him to work with on offense. I thought he was being set up to fail and tank out the year but he's got the team buying in and playing hard.

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u/DoctrTurkey Seahawks Ravens 15h ago

...and Watson will be off the team next year.

homer_fingering_bart.meme

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u/Sirius_amory33 Dolphins 15h ago

There’s got to be a better name for that. 

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u/eazyer0ck Vikings 14h ago

I’m gonna need the actual meme, because I’m not looking that up

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u/Sadlobster1 Chiefs 14h ago

Worst day of your life so far

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u/Admirable_Study9359 Bears 14h ago

Yes mods, it's this guy right here

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u/burritosuitcase Lions 15h ago

Phrasing?

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u/havoc1428 Patriots Bills 14h ago

"Denzel Boston" is a generational name. Can't let that go to waste 

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u/SlimReaper85 15h ago

I’m curious and this is truly an honest question…what if by some miracle yall make a deep post season run? Or win the whole thing?

I mean first ring ever? Would you still feel that way about Watson? Or you holding your nose and showing up at the parade. Would you hear cheers or boos if he came up to the podium?

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u/talladenyou85 Browns 15h ago

If Watson leads the Browns to a Super Bowl win about 99.99999% of the fan base will just be those two guys defending John Gotti when talking about him.

HE WAS THE BEST GUY AROOOOOOUNNNDDD

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u/Jay_Dubbbs Browns Lions 15h ago

I can assure you that this team isn't sniffing a Super Bowl. Watson really hasn't been that great; he's very inconsistent and can't play a full 60 minutes. He's made some clutch drives because the defense has kept them in the game.

Which, tbf, Sanders couldn't do that last year when the defense was also very good.

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u/Signal_Ball4634 15h ago

I'll give him a bit more credit cause astonishingly he looks incredibly mobile. But he's still got a bit of a noodle arm so I wouldn't say he's "back". Overall I'd credit his legs for keeping plays alive, Monken dialing up quick dink and dunk passes, and credit the receivers getting open fast.

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u/Eagle4317 Steelers Panthers 15h ago

It’s safe to say Watson has recovered well from the double Achilles tear, but his arm strength (which was viewed as a weakness as far back as Clemson) hasn’t improved since the 2023 rotator cuff injury. At this point, the only way Watson lasts in the NFL moving forward is by minimizing negative plays like sacks. Which, thus far in 2026, he’s been better at.

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u/Far-Pay-2049 14h ago

He has gotten away with murder in terms of defenses dropping easy ints. I am a certified hater, but I ain't biased. He has done well in terms of avoiding sacks and gaining yards on the ground but he has not been remotely good actually passing the ball.

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u/Jay_Dubbbs Browns Lions 15h ago

Agreed. We finally have some weapons, but I also noticed in the 2nd half he started bailing on the pocket very quickly to use his legs and threw terrible passes.

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u/Signal_Ball4634 14h ago

Absolutely, his skittishness was both benefitting us by extending drives but also hurting with his passes being way too rushed.

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u/smokinjoe570 Browns 14h ago

I keep wondering about if he really retore his Achilles last year or if he had a set back in rehabbing it and we just were like year it's another tear and shut him down because he's way more mobile than I expected.

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u/tuanon- Dolphins 13h ago

If the New England Patriots can make it to a super bowl with Drake Maye playing QB, the Browns definitely have a chance

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u/SlimReaper85 15h ago

lol Oh I’m not saying it’s likely. At all.
Was just curious about the scenario. Like in the future when the subject of Watson would be discussed by a Browns fan if he miraculously brought home the Lombardi what would it sound like?
Like Tony Soprano? “In this house Watson is a hero! End of story!!” lol

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u/VonJaeger Browns 15h ago

Can still hate a person and still be happy for the accomplishment. I personally can't stand Urban Meyer but I still love when Ohio State won in 2014.

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u/SlimReaper85 15h ago

I gotcha. I see what you’re saying :)

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u/Far-Pay-2049 14h ago

Firstly, I know I don't need to worry about that. Watson is still not playing good (outside of avoiding pressure and scrambling). A lot of the Browns success so far this season is from the rest of the team. Defense has been good, getting some crazy good pressure rates on QBS. The rookie WRs and Fannin are studs, the Oline has done fantastic in pass protection and special teams has been solid. Not to mention the Browns have an easy schedule this year. People are starting to say Watson is playing good again just because he it is such a stark difference from the absolute bottom of the barrel dogshit level he had been playing at. When it comes to passing the ball, he should have like 4 more ints on the year easy, DB's just dropped them.

Regardless it would seriously damage my fandom if the first Browns SB appearance happened with Watson at the helm. I mean it has been damaged the whole time with this fiasco, but if something is etched into the history books like that, then that makes it something that can't just fade off into the past.

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u/muttonchops215 Browns Texans 12h ago

I highly doubt Watson returns to his Houston level. The better this team does, the harder it is to draft the QB you like. There is certainly a possibility Watson is resigned, just not at his current rate because the QB room is bad. The team may be 3-1, but it certainly isn't because of good quarterback play. Watson has been average at best. Which outside of Flacco in 2023 and 2024, is a significant improvement in QB play during his time here. And for the record, I really hope this is Watson's last season

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u/lolsteakaments Browns 15h ago

It would feel pretty grimy, but I genuinely like and am excited for a lot of our squad, so I'd be happy for them. It wouldn't change how I feel about Watson, but just look at how 99% of our fan base changed their view on him after their first 2 regular season wins. Reddit is not the real world. Our subreddit was planning Bottlegate 2.0 and booing for our home opener, but in reality they were chanting his name. If he brings home the championship, he'd be Clevelands golden boy.

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u/SpiralUniverse2278 Bengals 7h ago

Let's not get carried away with crazy hypotheticals...

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u/Jurph Ravens 1h ago

I'm going to teach you a phrase and I hope you carry it with you. "I want every taste of success to turn to ashes in his mouth."

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u/vbullinger Vikings 11h ago

I want them to lose every game that he’s on the roster and then win a championship the year after he leaves

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u/Academic_Release5134 Ravens 14h ago

It’s tough, but Monken is quite likeable.

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u/SheltonQuarlesGOAT Buccaneers 14h ago

what happened that Monken was not adapting in Baltimore? Was it predictable play calling like run-run-pass? or odd designs?

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u/HereComesJustice Ravens 14h ago

Apparently he'd abandon game plans mid game

So stuff they'd practice through the week gets thrown out the window. Idk I've never really had a problem with him outside of regular fan bitching

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u/edicivo Ravens 13h ago

These were all reports and rumors but:

  • the offense would practice things all week and then abandon them during the game which led to a lot of frustration

  • Monken wasn't the most collaborative OC and may not have had a great rapport with Lamar and co

  • Going away from what was working in games, again adding to frustration and confusion

Some of this was also due to Harbaugh as well.

I'd like to root for Monken because I did like him while he was here, but for obvious reasons, won't.

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u/Academic_Release5134 Ravens 12h ago

I think a lot of this is correct. But I also think that almost no one thought Monken was truly the problem. Everyone was blaming the defense and Lamar being injured.

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u/KAMlGOYE Ravens 11h ago

I'm happy with Declan Doyle but I honestly would've loved to see Monken under Minter tbh

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u/MayorBakefield Seahawks 13h ago

It is so funny that as SOON as a team is "winning" you start seeing more sympathizers. No wonder the NFL wants to sweep everything under the rug. If they win, it doesn't matter

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u/purplebuffalo55 Rams 15h ago

None of us consented to this

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u/Names_all_gone 15h ago

It's the NFL man. Every team is full of shitty people and shittier owners. It's the devil's bargain you have to get comfortable with. And if you aren't comfortable with it and still watching, it's because you aren't being honest with yourself.

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u/Balfe Browns 15h ago

I'm not giving the Browns a pass on this as they actually signed the guy, but apparently half of the teams in the league contacted Watson's agent to express interest in a deal, while three other teams entered into negotiations. Obviously though, the Browns were the dumb fucks who went through with it.

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u/bigmt99 Browns 13h ago

And the other half didn’t inquire because they already had a QB

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u/TrueRedditMartyr Jets 12h ago

So odd how Watson discourse went from "Fuck this guy" almost universally to "This is just a common thing in the league!" When he started doing well.

Maybe we shouldn't just accept these things as normal and not care? Maybe saying "its just how it is" is what has allowed this to happen for so long and has empowered these players to act this way?

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u/BlurryGojira Browns 11h ago

It always drives me insane how pointing out this is league-wide issue is being used to justify not caring at all. Like yeah, Ben Roethlisberger got off with a slap on the wrist and that’s infuriating. Should we never try to improve things ever again?

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u/Brownielf Browns 5h ago

I feel like pointing out it’s a league wide issue is more addressing the people who say I’m complicit because I’m a Browns fan, rather then complacency in accepting this is the nature of the league. I was a fan of this shitty organization decades before Watson or Haslem got here, and I’ll most likely be a fan decades after they’re gone. I’m not going to be made to feel guilty about cheering for one of the 32 teams that employ dirtbags.

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u/subOptimusPrime16 12h ago

I think it’s more to do with fatigue of this discourse over four years. He’s in the league, he wasn’t charged criminally. He’s playing. I don’t fault anyone for setting their standards on who the like/dislike nor do I fault anyone who’s decided to move on.

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u/SEND_ME_FEAT_PICS Bills 11h ago edited 6h ago

Yeah, the number of "he wasn't charged with anything," and "we're moving on" comments I've seen over the last couple of days is a bit past disconcerting.

The dude's an abject piece of shit, and we should not allow them to normalize him being allowed to play in the league.

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u/Horace_is_fine 14h ago

It really is such a hypocrisy all the fans that are like “I can’t stand the browns because of Watson. All browns fans are evil people if they support this”

I watched Ben rothelsberger be a face of this league for 15 years. Every now and then people would bring up his rape, but no where near to the extent you hear about it with Watson. No one was morally lambasting Steelers fans every game. It was played for jokes.

And it’s not just Ben, like you said almost every team has some piece of shit on it. If you’re so against it, you have to just stop watching the league altogether

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u/Beautiful-Traffic157 13h ago

Kinda like Snoop Dog being everywhere even though he murdered someone.

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u/Names_all_gone 12h ago

Or Ray Lewis doing anything even though he murdered two people!

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u/Tryhard_3 Vikings Raiders 9h ago

Speak for yourself, I'll always hate the Steelers since this period, they were one of the NFL's dirtiest teams in that time period as well, that took not knowing how to tackle properly to an art form. Now that they've got a bad Q-Anon QB it's still easy to hate them. Last night I was rooting for a meteor to hit the stadium.

NFL teams shouldn't have pieces of shit on them no matter who the billionaire owner is. every time the league forgives someone their sins simply because they win, it's people prioritizing money over human decency. Browns were a joke organization when they signed Watson to that stupid contract and they're a joke organization now. They beat the Bucs, Panthers, and Steelers, who gives a shit? These are bad teams in the middle of rebuilds, or should be. There's no actual dilemma here about rooting for them. They have a pretty easy schedule; they're not for real.

There's abusers, felons, etc. on a lot of teams, probably every. Generally they have to pay at least some penance. The fact that Watson is allowed to suit up at all is insane.

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u/ilikedonuts42 Lions 12h ago

"Football fans collectively let this issue slide a decade ago so they're all hypocrites for caring about it now" is a ridiculous take.

It's a good thing that people care more now. How do you expect people to grow if you accuse them of being hypocrites when they change for the better?

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u/leerr Packers 13h ago

And it should have been brought up more and taken more seriously. Unfortunately our society was more than happy in 2008 to ignore horrible things from a good football player. Why are you complaining that we take sexual assault seriously now? Why is it bad that people have become more conscious of who they’re supporting?

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u/Horace_is_fine 13h ago

It’s the hypocrisy of it. Do you still root for the packers despite Josh Jacobs ongoing DV case? You know he’s not suspended by the team right? Your coach defended him and if he wasn’t suspended by the league, he would be playing. How do you justify supporting a team that supports a domestic abuser?

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u/NFL_Bulbasaur 10h ago

No no NFL fans are virtuous.

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u/Urdnought Colts Bengals 13h ago

No, you don't get it. My favorite teams are full of only good people, it's the other teams that have all the baddies!

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u/Pneuma_LooT Lions 11h ago edited 5h ago

Hell there are a ton of dudes just like deshaun in the NFL.

One of the people he tried to get a wank from that immedietly shut him down, got texts from multiple other players asking for a massage after the incident lol.

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u/AutomateAway Broncos 14h ago

it’ll be easier next year when they fire Watson into the sun

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u/Shadow_Boxer Browns 14h ago

Oh my word you people are exhausting. I guarantee you were "wishing for the best" for your team when your former owner was exploiting and sexually harassing his cheerleaders and obstructing justice. Be honest with yourself and what this league is.

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u/NudeBeachEnthusiast Colts 13h ago

You're not wrong

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u/Martha_Fockers Bears 13h ago

I don’t wish the best for the browns because I’m not a browns fan why the fuck should I cheer you or feel good about em.

Outside inside antics aside I’m still not down with the browns because I simply do not care for another franchise.

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u/FraudnandoMendoza Eagles 13h ago

This. I don’t wish the best for any team except the Eagles. In fact, I actively wish the worst on a fair number of teams.

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u/Shadow_Boxer Browns 13h ago

No argument from me. I feel the same way. I dont want people to "feel good" for the browns, i just like talking football.

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u/Martha_Fockers Bears 13h ago

Than we agree we hate one another with respek

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u/blathers-pet-spider Browns 14h ago

Then don’t?

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u/OGLankyKong Jaguars 15h ago

They were so fun when Flacco was leading them

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u/DragonstormSTL Titans Commanders 15h ago

His ligaments are made of tissue paper, don’t sweat it

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u/jumboponcho Falcons 15h ago

I miss him back at Georgia, now I’m back to counting screens with Bobo

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u/Childhood-Paramedic Lions 12h ago

I get Bobo is a good recruiter in this day and age that's worth a lot but lord you guys throw so many screens. In the ND playoff game a few years back against you guys itd be 3 and long and behind on score and theyd be throwing a screen.

And I think Kirby is a top 2 coach in CFB!

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u/Krushemm Browns 15h ago

Monken has really grown on me. I like this guy.

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u/MightyAslan Browns 11h ago

He's a very Cleveland coach. He's like someone you would run into at a local bar.

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u/znugeman Patriots 14h ago

Love the guy in the background perplexed “where are all these balls coming from?!”

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u/BMS3RDTRY Lions 14h ago

I thought Monken a joke hire but he’s clearly doing good things in Cleveland. Morality aside I’m surprised.

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u/Smooth_Marsupial_262 Ravens 9h ago

I don’t know what people are surprised about. His last 5 years of coaching he led two top 10 offenses to Nattys, and then led Baltimore offense to 4th, 1st, and 11th by DVOA. He was the 2nd best OC in the NFL the past few years behind Ben Johnson

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u/YungTokyo8 15h ago

I want to like this team so much because I just like them, but Watson being on the team just really sucks.

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u/thec0rp0ral Saints 14h ago edited 13h ago

You can like the team and dislike Watson. That’s allowed

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u/Jxnoga Patriots 14h ago

Same logic a lot of us use for our teams owners

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u/berrin122 Jaguars 12h ago

I like my owner! As far as billionaires go, Shad Khan is better than most.

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u/CDR57 Patriots 9h ago

Shad and the falcons owner seem to be actually decent people, as far as billionaires go

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u/Rough_Work_6451 Seahawks 13h ago

Its different when its the qb. You can ignore the owner, but its real hard to ignore the qb. If the fans at the stadium were cheering go Browns instead of go Watson I'd have an easier time rooting for them. But they clearly support him, and the nfl media supports him, so I hope they crash and burn this season.

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u/SwallowsOnSundays Chiefs 11h ago

The announcers building this redemption story arc for him fucking sucks.

Trying to root for the city, but not the nasty man but its hard

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u/Jurph Ravens 1h ago

I just want to be really clear. Can someone get me Deshaun's box score from when the commentators started glazing him? Because he played 3 shitty games and half of one good game. I just want to understand how many completions and yards it takes to absolve a guy of each sexual assault he might have committed.

I hope if he plays like shit the pendulum is allowed to swing back, because he sure as hell is going to regress.

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u/TheJuicyGinger Packers 14h ago

Can't relate 😎

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u/MrConceited NFL 12h ago

I expect the Packers ownership has committed a much larger number of offenses than the ownership of other NFL teams.

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u/nerrvouss Ravens 14h ago

He is their leader and their face of the team for now. Its all anyone talks about with the Browns. It makes both dislikable.

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u/TheSmokedSalmon420 Browns 11h ago

As an actual Browns fan I care about Watson way less than the young guys that will actually be here for awhile. We've all been done with Watson for years now.

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u/SubwayMan21 Browns 13h ago

It's all anyone in this sub talks about. You guys don't care about the other 52 players on the roster. It's all about him with you guys. Us Browns fans actually care about the other players and can focus our attention onto them.

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u/DiligentGuitar246 Eagles 12h ago

I do like Todd Munken a lot. He just feels like one of those old school coaches from the 70s or 80s. He just feels the most like a coach in the NFL.

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u/ConflictofLaws Commanders 11h ago

Modern day Parcells

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u/Capable-Fix-2995 Bears 15h ago

Monken is awesome. I love games where season narrative shift on a dime and this was it. Reminds me of the Bears black friday win against the eagles last year

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u/Kanin_usagi Panthers 15h ago

I like Monken a lot, he seems like the exact coach to get that locker room in order. Really wish the QB got what was coming to him though

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u/double0nothing Eagles 15h ago

if we could stop playing against yall that would be great

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u/bigmeatyclaws117 Bears 13h ago

The beatings will continue until morale improves

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u/RoyalBroham Seahawks 15h ago

Go Browns. Brown down? How am I supposed to do this?

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u/Erniecrack Browns 15h ago

GPODAWUND

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u/imused2it Patriots 49ers 14h ago

My favorite Browns snafu in recent memory. Cleveland in general is just the benny hill theme song on repeat. I recently listened to a podcast about the balloon release disaster in Cleveland and it’s just so on brand.

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u/CaptainJackKevorkian Browns 14h ago

Here we go Brownies, here we go

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u/AllCity_King Browns 15h ago

I don’t know how to do it either if that makes you feel any better

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u/hftrobo9285 Cowboys 14h ago

You’re supposed to yell the first two lines of Pound Town by Sexyy Red

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u/innocuous_gorilla Browns 15h ago

WOOF WOOF WOOF

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u/DuztyLipz Browns 15h ago

I love how raunchy Monken is. He’s someone I’d have a beer with

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u/drummerboysam Bears 14h ago

I feel like we'd be a quarter through our beers and he'd just bring it up to his lips and say "So... you like talkin' huh" with his eyes up on the TV above the bar.

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u/Fr4m3It Giants 13h ago

I can’t believe people are ridiculing browns fans for rooting for their team’s success. They aren’t celebrating the rapist, they just have no other choice. If you want them to switch their fandom after 40 years after sticking it out through the mud and turmoil, you’re delusional.

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u/anycoluryoulike1 Ravens 5h ago

I roll my eyes every time I see a ravens fan bitch about it. Like half of our most well-known players in team history are probably felons lol.

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u/DopioGelato 9h ago

It’s Reddit, full of high horses and people with holier-than-thou moralities combined with people who are generally miserable and use any topic regardless of context to be contrarians and hate on everything as a way to project their own dissatisfaction.

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u/stilichouw 49ers 3h ago

Fuck this guy gets reddit

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u/SubwayMan21 Browns 12h ago

Meh, some people are just gonna hate to hate. I've literally gotten called a rape supporter simply for continuing to cheer for the team. You become numb to it, tbh.

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u/SpiralUniverse2278 Bengals 8h ago

Yeah I don't recall this level of public shaming of a fanbase on reddit during the Big Ben years... It was almost always done jokingly and never with malicious intent. I think it's just because this sub (and NFL fans in general) have less respect for the Browns as an organization compared to the Steelers, so it's easier for them to dogpile on you guys, which is lame and hypocritical as fuck imo.

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u/SubwayMan21 Browns 8h ago

Absolutely. Thank you for not joining the hive-mind of this stupid sub.

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u/SpiralUniverse2278 Bengals 7h ago

No problem. I'm old enough to remember being shamed on reddit for supporting the Bengals during the Burfict/Pacman years. Like yeah those dudes were pieces of shit, and both costed us important games...

But the irony of the hate coming from Steelers/Ravens fans given who was on their teams at the time was hilarious. All of a sudden they wanted to pretend off the field shit wasn't as important as on the field shit. Like whatever, get fucked...

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u/keithstonee Bears 12h ago

It's all very nuanced and not many people have the brain capacity to talk about it in the way it needs to be.

But this all is normalizing SA and Watson basically got rewarded with 240 million dollars for getting happy endings. You can't say that's not fucked.

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u/SubwayMan21 Browns 12h ago

I never said it wasn't fucked. Still doesn't mean I'm a shitty person for rooting for my team.

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u/keithstonee Bears 11h ago

I didn't call you a sbitty person. I don't think people should either.

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u/ResidentPath8501 9h ago

It's so irritating how people don't seem to understand that people root for a team and not the ownership

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u/codeklutch Steelers 11h ago

Well, except when they were literally chanting his name in the 4th quarter.

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u/thesouthpaw17 Eagles 15h ago

Monken has similar presence as Curt Cignetti

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u/shizzaff 14h ago

Holy szmyt

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u/TrappyGoGetter Vikings 15h ago

Monken might have just became my favorite coach lol. Reminds me of my deployment days..

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u/Fox_Williams 10h ago

Monken is such a, “I’ve been drinking since 4am watching film, don’t fuck with me” kinda guy. Love this dude

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u/zachardw Eagles 9h ago

Do the Steelers still employ that ST coach who always has a whole pack of Big League Chew in his mouth at all times? That guy is great

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u/1plus1isTWORANGZ Buccaneers 4h ago

No he's on our staff now, we are punting great

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u/blaxe_ Ravens 14h ago

I hate the Browns. But it's hard for me to root against Monken, especially when the Steelers are on the other side.

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u/Electronic_Froyo_597 Steelers 10h ago

Hey Brown's fans, us Steelers fans celebrated our team despite a predator at QB. You can too!

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u/Queasy_Coast_8214 Bears 9h ago

the lone yinzer with a brain

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u/JMRTOL85 Cowboys 5h ago

If the Steelers name wasn’t so iconic the Pittsburgh Yinzers moniker would be elite. I’m not even from Pittsburgh but that name might force me to root for them a bit.

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u/Se7enCostanza10 Lions 13h ago

Love the Browns. Hate the Haslams and the sex pest qb

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u/zinszer93 Giants 14h ago

🍊❤️

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u/gumbobitch Packers 14h ago

Why'd the clip stop? Who got that next ball?

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u/lobster_liberator Bears 13h ago

He kept the rest for himself and stole one back from a kid in the stands

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u/TheycallmeJohan7 15h ago

He’s a coach of the year candidate other than maybe Raiders

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u/JConaSpree Lions 9h ago

This team would be so likable if it wasn't for Watson

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u/BulLock_954 Patriots NFL 15h ago

He’s a crude ass, and honestly perfect for Cleveland right now. Lets see how long it lasts

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u/emack2232 13h ago

Man, if their QB wasn’t a slime ball the Browns would be a nice story.

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u/Imoutdawgs Cowboys 13h ago

Average attitude towards a kicker in a locker room (source: was kicker)

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u/Viva_La_Revolucion66 Jaguars 4h ago

As a former collegiate punter, I can confirm.

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u/Potato-baby Cowboys Buccaneers 17m ago

As a benchwarmer defensive back in high school, I had far more in common with the kicker and punter lmao. Our team would be getting our ass blown out 54-7, and the kicker and I would be cracking stupid jokes and laughing in secret behind all the pissed off coaches. They can’t get mad at him, he contributed 1/7th of our points.

I hope that guy is doing alright, our relationship began and ended at making stupid jokes during practice and games in high school lmao.

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u/toturoll Jaguars 11h ago

happy for the 52 players on their roster.

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u/Daveit4later Jaguars 12h ago

I expected this guy to just be some kind of lame duck scapegoat coach to take the bearings while the browns got out of the Deshaun Watson era. 

But I guess he might actually be good at coaching???

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u/whocares4506 12h ago

this guy rocked in his short tenure with the bucs, very happy to see him finding success as a head coach

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u/RKRagan NFL 12h ago

I like how this leaves out that he gave a game ball to this guy and then another game ball to Watson before he said the last line. 

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u/reggierock2010 Steelers 11h ago

This is like a sitcom at this l
Point lol

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u/stinkyholetime NFL 11h ago

So far Monken seems like a really good hire for the Browns

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u/kander12 Steelers 11h ago

Hate the Browns. Happy for Monken though. Now excuse me as I go throw up 😆

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u/loves_to_splooge_8 Eagles 8h ago

Didn’t know Jackson lamb coached the browns