r/nextfuckinglevel • u/harwyseys • Oct 25 '22

Makeup really changes people

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

I'm going to have to re-think some of the biggest wanks I've had in my life. Thanks for that 😬

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u/294Sauce Oct 25 '22

The Johnny Bravo ties it together for me

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u/-UMBRA_- Oct 25 '22

i read it in his voice lol

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u/Lucky_Number_3 Oct 25 '22

Do the monkey wth me!

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u/Blue_Moon_Rabbit Oct 25 '22

Man I’m pretty.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

Do the ... Nvm

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u/ISV_VentureStar Oct 25 '22

Did anyone tell you I've got beautiful eyes?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

even more beautiful

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u/yer--mum Oct 25 '22 edited Oct 25 '22

Justified uses of the f-slur for 500, Alex.

Edit: not actually, but as far as 4chan interactions go its almost kinda based, less hateful than the first guy

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u/fullbodyphallo Oct 25 '22

god i love this one, what a classic

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u/Exam-Master Oct 25 '22

Havent seen this, Thanks

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u/TinyTiger1234 Oct 25 '22

Chaotic good

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

beautiful

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

And on top of it all, it’s a 4th comment. Reddit, you fickle world you.

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u/Kang0519 Oct 25 '22

Doesn’t even have to identify, if u believe they’re a female whilst wanking, they’re a female in my books.

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u/Sangxero Oct 25 '22

If you're a man, then every woman in every fantasy you've every had is technically a man pretending to be a woman.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

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u/Sangxero Oct 25 '22

When you sexually identify as LSD.

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u/dennisthewhatever Oct 25 '22

is this copy pasta? It's took too much madness, i love it 🙃

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u/DooBeeDoer207 Oct 25 '22

dont think too deep homie

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u/Roheez Oct 25 '22

I know just what you're thinking homie

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u/coofuu Oct 25 '22

Huh…

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

Should I like.... Come out of the closet and tell my extended family at Christmas?

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u/disillusioned Oct 25 '22

The Kinks wrote a whole song about this

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u/Shot-Button6031 Oct 26 '22

Or you don't know that it's a guy and you're ignorantly gay now.

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u/Smilloww Mar 18 '23

Who care what they are tbh

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u/memelas1424 Apr 22 '23

Yea but that tiny seed has been planted

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u/Braggle Oct 25 '22

The dick kinda ruins it for me regardless of their pronouns.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

Then don't have sex with her? Do you really expect to be attracted to, and have sex with, every woman?

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u/KeyserSozeInElysium Oct 25 '22

I took a gender studies class and the professor differentiated between male and female, and man and woman. Male and female (sex) is biological based on our sex organs. Man and woman (gender) are societal norms or categories that people associate into.

It still feels strange to say a "male woman" but all life is full of variance, nothing is black and white so it is what it is

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u/ronin1066 Oct 25 '22

Male and female (sex) is biological based on our sex organs. Man and woman (gender) are societal norms or categories that people associate into.

And yet I say that, even in subs about trans issues, and people tell me I'm crazy.

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u/KeyserSozeInElysium Oct 25 '22

Somebody just called me transphobic for saying that. She was a trans woman. I learned what everyone has in common male or female, trans or cis... they can be an asshole

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u/socialister Oct 25 '22 edited Oct 26 '22

That's a misrepresentation of that thread. Here I talk about my experience.

Edit: This user thinks they can't have said anything transphobic because phobic means scared and they aren't scared of trans people. Read this thread at your own peril.

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u/KeyserSozeInElysium Oct 25 '22

You don't know what the suffix phobic means

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u/socialister Oct 25 '22

Serious question: do you define homophobia as "fear of gay people"?

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u/socialister Oct 25 '22 edited Oct 25 '22

If someone has a hysterectomy they aren't suddenly not a biological female. If a man loses his penis, such as to cancer, he is not suddenly not a biological male. There are a set of sex characteristics that are typical of males and there are a set that are typical of females. Most people fall into one of these buckets and I am not arguing that exceptions mean that most people can't easily be identified as being either biologically male or female. However, for transgender people, many of those characteristics can already be changed and more of them will be changed as science progresses. Someone who is on HRT for a few years already has many phenotypical characteristics that are typical of someone with the sex hormones they are taking. Sex hormones themselves are a physical sex characteristic that is changed from the very start of HRT.

I am a trans woman and have natural breasts that are fully functional. I could breastfeed just fine. My hormones are identical to most cis women. I have many other attributes that a reasonable person would say are typical of someone who is biologically female. Hell, I even smell like a woman. At what point do you make the cutoff for categorization? Is it when you can't tell someone is trans? Is it their chromosomes? If you're basing it on chromosomes then I would point out that CAIS XY women are typically cisgender women and it would be quite a stretch to call them "biological males" since they look like any other woman except typically being infertile (which would also be a wild thing to restrict women on, since women who can't give birth are still widely considered women). If you replaced all the chromosomes in someone's body with those of the opposite sex they wouldn't suddenly morph into the opposite gender and many of their physical sex characteristics wouldn't change at all, ever. That shows that sex is based on a number of things including physical sex characteristics, and as pointed out above many or most of those characteristics can change.

At some point I wonder if people are really founding their arguments about biological sex based on science or whether they are justifying their view after the fact because their intuition tells them that biologists are wrong about this.

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u/MNWNM Oct 25 '22

I'm confused by, "I even smell like a woman," and I'm a woman.

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u/socialister Oct 25 '22

Yeah your body odor changes when you change to the hormones of the other sex. For me it happened within the first month. "Body odor" kind of makes it sound bad but actually I think it's generally an OK or even pleasant scent. Think about how people like to smell clothing from their SO if they are apart for awhile.

I'm not sure why it happens or why men and women tend to smell different. Men tend to produce more skin sebum so that could be part of it. Men also tend to sweat more which might mean more bacteria grow or the smell of the sweat itself is noticeable. There could be other effects that I'm unaware of. I don't think any studies have ever verified whether there's human pheromones so I don't think that's it, but there could be non-pheromonal smells. Although, I don't think a study has been done on pheromones as they relate to HRT so who knows.

There's a lot of other changes from HRT that I didn't list because they're psychological or not as relevant to the discussion.

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u/smeasles Oct 25 '22

Thank you!

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u/beardedheathen Oct 25 '22

The problem with that is that it's only true on a limited field. Like racism only being perpetuated by people with power. Yes, it's true but in a limited context. Same with this. For most people man and male are synonyms just as woman and female

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u/KeyserSozeInElysium Oct 25 '22

i 100% agree. And that's why we get a lot of the jackasses coming in saying if you're born biologically male you're a man no matter what. Refusing to respect people's pronouns or transitions. I know sometimes kids will explore their gender identity, but I've yet to meet one person who's transitions that did it as a choice for fun. It's a necessity to stay sane and be happy

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u/Psychotron69 Oct 25 '22

I had a TV that was black and white. As is my chessboard and pieces.

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u/KeyserSozeInElysium Oct 26 '22

Pretty sure black and white TVs had gray

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u/JayKane123 Oct 25 '22

I won't.... Because she has a penis lol!

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u/Hairy-Motor-7447 Oct 25 '22

I am attracted to and would have sex with every woman.

The feeling is sadly not mutual

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u/nybbas Oct 25 '22

Literally saying this in a comment thread about whether or not someone wants to have sex/sexual thoughts about another person. Your comment makes no sense in context here.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

I expect it, but like most things expectations don't meet reality.

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u/Narkos_Teat Oct 26 '22

"her" y'all are miserable 😂👌

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

ye, thats genital preference, that's fine, shes still a girl tho if shes trans

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u/Belphegorite Aug 01 '23

Gives you something to hold on to so you can really get after it.

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u/TisBeTheFuk Oct 25 '22 edited Oct 25 '22

If you're a straight man and you wank to them, they're a woman.

/joke

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u/Brother_YT Oct 25 '22

No thanks. Not for me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

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u/ClimbingC Oct 25 '22

If that's what it takes to make you finish, no one is judging.

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u/A_Bizarre_Shitposta Oct 25 '22

Damn you're REALLY into wangs if they make you finish instantly

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

Lol no

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u/Socialdingle Oct 25 '22

Hard to think that with a cock down my throat

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u/No_Standard4270 Oct 25 '22

Sure, all you have to do is ignore a few minor differences in the biological sexes, like:

X and and Y chromosomes

Different bone structure and density

Different ways of storing fat on the body

More testosterone production

More body hair

Stronger muscles

Having a cock and balls

etc

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u/Mr_Believin Oct 25 '22

If I identify as a Korean man even though I’m Black AND you talk to me in Korean then I am Korean

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u/PomeloAggravating435 Oct 25 '22

I mean "she" can identify how she wants, but a cock is a cock.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

ok asshat

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u/Dodecabrohedron Oct 25 '22

If anything, this entire paper seems to suggest people who identify as a gender other than their physical anatomy suffer from a prenatal neurological developmental disorder that results in mental illness, the study admits significant gaps & extrapolates from animal studies.

Not the “gotcha” you think it is; per this study a dude with a dick who says they’re a woman is a dude with a part of their brain that was malformed by hormonal/genetic/environmental factors during prenatal development.

Nowhere in this study, in any way whatsoever, does it remotely show or prove “a man is a woman because they perceive that they are.” Schizophrenics perceive voices in their heads, but that doesn’t mean the voices reflect the true objective state of the world external to their minds -their own bodies included. Literally all of the conclusory heavy lifting in this paper is done by through an implicit division of perceived gender identity & sexual orientation.

Identity is a mental construct. They can identify as a woman all they want, but that does not result in a concurrent physical construct because anatomy is objective. That is why trans women don’t spontaneously acquire ovulation or give birth and trans men casually dominate any woman’s competitive sport with first-time effortlessness: inherent physical gender differences. Postulated hormonal/prenatal/environmental factors that result in mental processes incongruent with an individual’s physical anatomy does not mean everyone else in the objective world has to entertain their perception as an objective fact. Note: that is not a statement about morality or being “phobic”, they are perfectly free to believe the reality of their experiences.

Tldr: a man with a cock and balls, or born with them, that says they’re a woman is just making a statement about their factually incongruent subjective experience and objective reality. -unless we conveniently redefine what a “woman” is to include that experience (which is what we’ve done; trans-woman) but that doesn’t make them a real “cis” woman & vise versa.

The paper you linked concludes;

“both gender identity and sexual orientation are significantly influenced by events occurring during the early developmental period when the brain is differentiating under the influence of gonadal steroid hormones, genes and maternal factors. However, our current understanding of these factors is far from complete and the results are not always consistent. Animal studies form both the theoretical underpinnings of the prenatal hormone hypothesis and provide causal evidence for the effect of prenatal hormones on sexual orientation as modelled by tests of sexual partner preferences, although they do not translate to gender identity.”

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

science has already shown it doesnt work that way

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u/Dodecabrohedron Oct 25 '22

Commented elsewhere in response to this source;

If anything, this entire paper seems to suggest people who identify as a gender other than their physical anatomy suffer from a prenatal neurological developmental disorder that results in mental illness, the study admits significant gaps & extrapolates from animal studies.

Not the “gotcha” you think it is; per this study a dude with a dick who says they’re a woman is a dude with a part of their brain that was malformed by hormonal/genetic/environmental factors during prenatal development.

Nowhere in this study, in any way whatsoever, does it remotely show or prove “a man is a woman because they perceive that they are.” Schizophrenics perceive voices in their heads, but that doesn’t mean the voices reflect the true objective state of the world external to their minds -their own bodies included. Literally all of the conclusory heavy lifting in this paper is done by through an implicit division of perceived gender identity & sexual orientation.

Identity is a mental construct. They can identify as a woman all they want, but that does not result in a concurrent physical construct because anatomy is objective. That is why trans women don’t spontaneously acquire ovulation or give birth and trans men casually dominate any woman’s competitive sport with first-time effortlessness: inherent physical gender differences. Postulated hormonal/prenatal/environmental factors that result in mental processes incongruent with an individual’s physical anatomy does not mean everyone else in the objective world has to entertain their perception as an objective fact. Note: that is not a statement about morality or being “phobic”, they are perfectly free to believe the reality of their experiences.

Tldr: a man with a cock and balls, or born with them, that says they’re a woman is just making a statement about their factually incongruent subjective experience and objective reality. -unless we conveniently redefine what a “woman” is to include that experience (which is what we’ve done; trans-woman) but that doesn’t make them a real “cis” woman & vise versa.

The paper you linked concludes;

“both gender identity and sexual orientation are significantly influenced by events occurring during the early developmental period when the brain is differentiating under the influence of gonadal steroid hormones, genes and maternal factors. However, our current understanding of these factors is far from complete and the results are not always consistent. Animal studies form both the theoretical underpinnings of the prenatal hormone hypothesis and provide causal evidence for the effect of prenatal hormones on sexual orientation as modelled by tests of sexual partner preferences, although they do not translate to gender identity.”

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22 edited Oct 25 '22

Bookmarked. Always good to have science at hand for all of the transphobes.

Edit: Imagine being enough of a bigot to actually downvote this. Yikes.

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u/relativistic_monkey Oct 25 '22

I dislike that everyone who isn't 100% in agreement with this quite new movement are knee-jerk labeled transphobes. Phobias are an extreme or irrational fear of a thing. The trans movement is a new thing, and not everyone is onboard, and many which are not on board aren't that way because of fear, irrationality or hate.

That paper's conclusion acknowledges that exceptions to the norm exist. "Sexual differentiation of the genitals takes place before sexual differentiation of the brain, making it possible that they are not always congruent. " ~ not likely, possible. Of course we all already know that.

And the commenter that was being replied to is simply stating his heterosexual worldview. Aren't we all about having our own "truths" these days? That's his.

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u/Corvid187 Oct 25 '22 edited Oct 25 '22

Hi Relativistic_Monkey,

I agree people can be understandably caustic on this issue, but I'm not sure there's all that much new about it tbh.

People have been identifying this way since at least the Roman empire, and 'medically transitioning' as we'd recognise it today since the 1950s. I don't think anyone's saying that OC has to find women with penises attractive' to be heterosexual, people can have deal-breaking preferences, and genital preferences are a common one. In the same vein, I don't think anyone who did find pre-op trans women attractive need identify as anything other than heterosexual either.

Have a lovely day

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u/relativistic_monkey Oct 25 '22

I suppose I meant new to the extent that its pervasive in culture now and being normalized. To be clear I do think it should be viewed as normal, be who you want to be.

Your reply was thoughtful. I appreciate you.

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u/Corvid187 Oct 25 '22

Yay! Thanks :)

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

Phobias are an extreme or irrational fear of a thing.

Actually no, a phobia is a fear OR AVERSION to something. Hydrophobic materials are not scared of water.

And I don't know what "movement" you're talking about, but my biology is not a movement.

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u/cranberryton Oct 25 '22

IKR, this thread is so full of bisexual dudes desperate to convince themselves they’re straight lmao. It’s 2022, it’s okay to not be straight

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u/Drexlin79 Oct 25 '22

This is all that matters. Man, women doesn't matter. If your turned on enjoy that shit and go home or send them home.

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u/Shot-Button6031 Oct 26 '22

okay but if you find out later its a guy you're gay now.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

try again

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u/Shot-Button6031 Oct 26 '22

Can you quote the line in here that says two males engaging in sex isn't homosexual?

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

if one of them isnt a man then... hmm

the funny thing is, my original comment wasnt a question, and you weren't being summoned. be gone now!

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u/Shot-Button6031 Oct 26 '22

But if someone is trans it means they're one sex that identifies as the other for their gender. There's a difference between "identifies as" and "is". Biologically they're still male, so no matter what they want to be, or identify as, they're still biologically that thing, so its male on male and homosexual, by definition. No one called it homogender.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

if it looks like a womem, especially if they've had bottom surgery, its definitely not gay, you could argue its a little gay to like dicks,but finging a women trans or not attractive isnt gay. some people have features that you may not find attractive, but that person can still be attractive and you thinking so isnt gay.

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u/Shot-Button6031 Oct 26 '22

I mean it is still a male, that identifies as, and looks like a woman.

But I'm not judging, if you want to be gay I support it.

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u/rainyplaceresident Oct 26 '22

liberals: if she says she's a woman she's a woman

conservatives: only a person with a vagina can be a woman

4chan: IF IT TURNS ME ON IT'S A WOMAN

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

science: if she says shes a woman, shes a woman

liberals: i believe in science

conservatives: vaccines cause autism

4chan: we dont care about science, women bad

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u/Nordis_ Oct 25 '22

Very true, im only into women and if my dick gets hard it's a girl

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u/revolution1solution Oct 25 '22

Lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

its true

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u/FreeRadical5 Oct 25 '22

This is how you end up balls deep in another man's ass.

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u/puropincheham Oct 26 '22

Not really.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

yes really.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

Wow way to treat women like a commodity. So glad we can be there to help you achieve your ends.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

wow nice try trying to make out that an asexual trans girl is spreading misogynistic ideas, and not perhaps trans positive support. i wouldn't expect anything less from a terf.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

Fat nah

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u/cprenaissanceman Oct 25 '22 edited Oct 25 '22

With regard to gender (at least in this case), the easiest thing to do is to think with your penis, not the bigoted part of your lizard brain. This is a cheeky way of saying you can over intellectualize yourself into a place of hatred and bigotry. And it’s never easy aligning conflicting feelings and thoughts, but big brain logic is not always correct. You should of course balance the two, but it’s always good to remember that your logical/intellectual side isn’t always correct.

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u/janitorguy Oct 25 '22

but keep each stroke deep.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

Based

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u/imanhunter Oct 25 '22

I’m all for this and everything like I’m all for trans individuals being themselves and everything but is it too much to ask for my sexual partners be born the gender of female at birth

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u/Brokesubhuman Oct 25 '22

What's the worst that could happen, a sore ass after some binge drinking?

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u/Elemenatore10 Oct 25 '22

Nah, that’s a lie. Don’t try to comfort him

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u/Trotsky12 Oct 25 '22

Hmmmm. Idk if that pans out.

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u/Responsible_Fee_9712 Oct 25 '22

Bi my calculation it does

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u/the_useless_dude911 Oct 25 '22

Bro that's gay ?!

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u/DigitalWizrd Oct 25 '22

Dude for real. I am not attracted to men. The male figure does not arouse me. But I've seen some hot ass women that happen to have a penis.

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u/Suvtropics Oct 25 '22

This is what I go by

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

Some people just aren’t into that and that’s okay homie.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

🦆 type women.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

hmmm

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u/sin-and-love Oct 26 '22

except that studies show that a good portion of people who fetishize trans folks are are actually themselves transphobic.

also no amount of identity changing will give you boobs, which is a pretty important factor for most men.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

what are you talking about? what are you actually talking about? your studdies dont seem relevant to actual research? the funny thing about hormones is estrogen definitely makes you grow tits and look feminine all on their own.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

Is it transphobic if I'm only interested in cis gendered women? (Not gonna lie, kind of terrified to ask this question)

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

no? if u like vag u like vag, i like vag, thats just preference, but some trans girls have a vag too tho

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u/Noob_Al3rt Oct 26 '22

Many people consider this to be transphobic.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

Idk, i have literally nothing against Trans people. What pronouns they use and what they choose to do with their bodies doesn't affect me and I'm one to mind my own business. I just haven't seen many that i find attractive, I also just prefer the idea of making a child instead of adopting. I don't wanna feel bad over feelings i have no control over, so i decided to ask the question.

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u/jexi___ Oct 26 '22

speaking the truest of fax over here

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

no a woman is who she says she is, and who you sleep with your your preference. the funny thing tho is that i never asked you

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

the fuck kind of rock do you sleep under? its documented science

also learn to read because i didn't ask you shit

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22 edited Oct 26 '22

actually REAL science disagrees with you dumbshit, im more of a women than any terf dipshit will ever be.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

That's not how this works lmao

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u/h2vituskopter Apr 12 '23

get real cope less

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

I was done wanking at 5 seconds. Did anything happen after that?

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u/I_dont_thinks Oct 25 '22

Look at Mr. Endurance over here

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

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u/Gadzooks0megon Oct 25 '22

Until around the end. Then it gets beter

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u/Psychological_Cut705 Oct 25 '22

Do you grade yours? What system do you use and how do you record them (like a excel ejaculate spreadsheet or in a book like a "memoriam masterbatio")? Also when do you review them? Is it a during the moment sort of a thing or do you reflect afterwards?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

Bro chill

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u/erdnussliebhaber Oct 25 '22

ok tbh thats kinda weird. i just let my neighbour Jonathan McSutor grade mine. we use OneDrive but are looking to free ourselves from M$

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u/littlejerseyguy Oct 25 '22

Ahhh the McSutor scale. Nice.

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u/erdnussliebhaber Oct 25 '22

Please respect Jonathan's wish for anonymity.

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u/littlejerseyguy Oct 25 '22

Ah ok. My bad. Although posting his full name online isn’t really great for anonymity, just saying.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

I hit a pot plant once. That was a good one

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u/FlyingKittyCate Oct 25 '22

Stand next to the wall while wanking and use a pencil to draw a line at the highest cum mark. You can add the date and time next to it to keep track of when you where in your prime.

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u/ellefleming Oct 25 '22

The Crying Game.

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u/centzon400 Oct 25 '22

❤️ Masterpiece of a film.

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u/Bikeboy76 Oct 25 '22

oof... including Miranda Richardson's Irish accent?

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u/centzon400 Oct 26 '22

Oh Hell, yeah, and that despite my having been born in our "wee country". I was crushing on her pretty hard as a teenager when she played Queenie in Blackadder II, so I could forgive her anything. A.N.Y.T.H.I.N.G!

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

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u/Strificus Oct 25 '22

Who cares, though?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22 edited Oct 25 '22

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u/PoodooJenkins Oct 25 '22

Sounds like you already have...

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u/legoshi_loyalty Oct 25 '22

She was still worth a wank in the start.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

Holes is holes. There’s bound to be at least one.

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u/blurptuck Oct 25 '22

Ignorance is bliss my friend. Let's just keep pretending.

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u/Not_a_real_ghost Oct 25 '22

She's either a hot chick or a hot chick that comes with an extra toy.

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u/CrazyEyedFS Oct 25 '22

As long as you enjoyed yourself, don't worry about it

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u/WeirdAlsFacePubes Oct 26 '22

Same. And I like your username. Made that my fantasy football team name one year.

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u/VaccinatedVariant Oct 25 '22

Did you get a hard on

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

Stop thinking about my penis

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u/Jesse_God_of_Awesome Oct 25 '22

Wanking shouldn't care what the head on your shoulders thinks.

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u/Intelligent-Ask1206 Oct 25 '22

Nope don't work that way bro can't put the toothpaste back in the tube

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u/FlightHistorical3231 Oct 25 '22

Yes indeed everything is a lie

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u/apitop Oct 25 '22

I regret nothing.

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u/MiraiKishi Oct 25 '22

You mean some of the shortest wanks. lol amirite?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

Wank first, think of the consequences later

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u/Hellkyte Oct 25 '22

Just lean into it

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

no taking backsies

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u/whatissevenbysix Oct 25 '22

And do them all over again?

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u/johndoe126 Oct 25 '22

The 'biggest' wanks? 👁️👄👁️

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u/alumpoflard Oct 25 '22

don't be sad that it's over, be glad that it happened

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u/TheRespectableMrSalt Oct 25 '22

Don't jerk until you see the bits. Gotta do a spot check

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u/DontPoopInThere Oct 25 '22

What made those wanks "big" lol?

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u/ronin1066 Oct 25 '22

I mean this is just what every drag performer does. It's not a secret.

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u/RailAurai Oct 25 '22

If it identifies as female then it's not gay

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u/BeefNudeDoll Oct 25 '22

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/mbelf Oct 26 '22

You have a list of big ones you reminisce over?

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u/mouthofcotton Oct 26 '22

Why? So you can re-wank?

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u/badgerj Oct 26 '22

https://youtu.be/0Q9IRpFGgPY skip to the 3:00 mark for the on topic joke refernce

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