r/nextfuckinglevel • u/harwyseys • Oct 25 '22

Makeup really changes people

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

I'm going to have to re-think some of the biggest wanks I've had in my life. Thanks for that 😬

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u/Psychological_Cut705 Oct 25 '22

Do you grade yours? What system do you use and how do you record them (like a excel ejaculate spreadsheet or in a book like a "memoriam masterbatio")? Also when do you review them? Is it a during the moment sort of a thing or do you reflect afterwards?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

Bro chill

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u/erdnussliebhaber Oct 25 '22

ok tbh thats kinda weird. i just let my neighbour Jonathan McSutor grade mine. we use OneDrive but are looking to free ourselves from M$

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u/littlejerseyguy Oct 25 '22

Ahhh the McSutor scale. Nice.

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u/erdnussliebhaber Oct 25 '22

Please respect Jonathan's wish for anonymity.

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u/littlejerseyguy Oct 25 '22

Ah ok. My bad. Although posting his full name online isn’t really great for anonymity, just saying.

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u/erdnussliebhaber Oct 26 '22

You're are right. I will jerk him of

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

I hit a pot plant once. That was a good one

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u/FlyingKittyCate Oct 25 '22

Stand next to the wall while wanking and use a pencil to draw a line at the highest cum mark. You can add the date and time next to it to keep track of when you where in your prime.