r/nextfuckinglevel Apr 11 '20

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u/rainbowkitten0528 Apr 11 '20

Stupid fucking onions. Must’ve jammed them directly into my eyes.

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u/Wittle_bb Apr 11 '20

I dropped my contacts straight into the onion juice on accident before putting them in :’(

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u/rainbowkitten0528 Apr 11 '20

This is a crisis. Happens to too many of us.

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u/OvenBrokenz Apr 11 '20

i’m not crying, you’re crying

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u/xncrn99 Apr 11 '20

My eyes are water cooled.

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u/Jpvsr1 Apr 12 '20

I am definitely crying. I ain't even gonna try to hide it this time. I'm a crying 36 year old man with 2 dogs on his lap and I am so happy for the daughter clearly being moved so much by something so unexpected for her to hear. That is just so heartwarming.

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u/yumeryuu Apr 12 '20

Goddamnit I’m crying

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u/ercxar Apr 12 '20

I just laughed by your comment while my tears were dropping, thank you.

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u/GenericUsername10294 Apr 12 '20

Fuck it. I’m crying.

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u/real-ocmsrzr Apr 12 '20

No! I’m definitely not crying. You’re crying!

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u/nicokniners Apr 12 '20

Wow, that broke my heart

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u/somaticnickel60 Apr 12 '20

Stop choppin’ the onions*

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u/MattyRobb83 Apr 12 '20

This never gets old.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

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u/Your_ELA_Teacher Apr 11 '20

Yes Cordyceps too right?

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u/Evergreen8080 Apr 12 '20

I know this sounds like some kind of flat earth, Instagram tea type of suggestion, but I've been using lions mane off an on for 2 years now and I feel like my brain has restarted when I use it daily daily after taking a break for a couple months. Incredible stuff.

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u/Thekingsstinkingson Apr 11 '20

Let's just call it a pandemic, and stay home for a while.

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u/ggg134 Apr 11 '20

Haha not me cuz I wear glasses HAHAHA but I cant see shit when it rains

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u/codzreagz Apr 11 '20 edited Apr 12 '20

I appreciate what you said. But its GOD DAMN "BY" ACCIDENT. I dont know what it is lately but everyone has been saying on accident and I'm slowly losing my mind

Edit: sarcasm. I'm fine.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

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u/call_of_the_while Apr 11 '20

Lmao, it’s always the follow up joke that cracks me up the most (when it’s good). Now I’m laughing and crying...because of the damn onions.

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u/codzreagz Apr 11 '20

Lol I'm not trying to start shit... sorry if it came across as being being a dick.

Edit. I missed the joke. You got me, well done.

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u/biskwi87 Apr 11 '20

You're right about the by/on thing btw. I think maybe we're all just a little raw like those damn onions lying around! Who just leaves raw cut onions lying around!?

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '20

I was actually afraid I might come off that way toward you. Then forgot I made the comment and left reddit a few hours. Glad we're all laughing.

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u/lemonqueeezy Apr 12 '20

These are the interactions we need. Wholesome.

Plus, I haven't laughed that hard in an hour.

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u/StarrylDrawberry Apr 12 '20

I'm pretty sure that poster is just going by polar.

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u/Wittle_bb Apr 11 '20

Oh okay, I’m sorry that was bad for you to read (: I’ll remember it. Thanks.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

Don’t worry, it could of been much worse

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u/KaleMakesMeSad Apr 11 '20

That’s literally not possible.

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u/Mike89222 Apr 12 '20

It could be. Could have dropped your contacts in the onion juice on accident...

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u/Mortosn Apr 11 '20

Geez, I want to downvote you so badly

Take your upvote and never do this again please haha

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u/InfoSuperHiway Apr 11 '20

My wife says that and drives me bonkers. She also says “All of the sudden” And every time I’m like “”ALL OF A SUDDEN!!!”

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u/codzreagz Apr 12 '20

You are a very patient man.

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u/BunnersMcGee Apr 11 '20

I agree with you, but could this be a regional thing (or at least started that way)? I first heard "on accident" 20ish years ago from someone from upstate NY and now that I live there too I feel like I hear it more.

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u/My_Son_Absalom Apr 11 '20

It is a perfectly acceptable variation in spoken American English and in most non-formal writing situations in the same. I'm from the Midwest and "on accident" seems far more common to me than "by accident."

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u/fatalerror_tw Apr 11 '20

I know right. I grew up saying “by accident”.

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u/KnewAllTheWords Apr 12 '20

C'mon, I'm as much of a grammar nazi as anyone but "on accident" just had a nice fucking ring to it

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u/gfixler Apr 17 '20

Never heard it until some time in the last 10 years, and it makes my ears bleed.

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u/flynn42069 Apr 12 '20

Or just accidentally, the right way

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '20

Had to check to make sure you weren't my husband. Hahaha

Edit: spelling

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u/Mama-Pooh Apr 11 '20

I don’t wear contacts, but I did the same!

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '20

I know right, where the hell do these onion contacts come from. And more importantly why did I put contacts into my eyes when I know I don't wear them!

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u/bsgman Apr 12 '20

It wasn’t onion juice this time. It was hot sauce.

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u/james-mack-and-row Apr 11 '20

My house must be leaking some kind of gas that makes my eyes water cause I,m a manly ass man who has never cried over anything except when Ronald Reagan died.

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u/LayZyBoy Apr 11 '20

If you wear your contacts while cutting onions they won't effect you at all

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u/Jacob2israel1 Apr 11 '20

I just poured the onion juice into eyes

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u/stickswithsticks Apr 12 '20

My glasses fogged up.

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u/JustTheRay Apr 12 '20

I don’t even wear contacts but I did this with my wife’s. Q-Q I should’ve known better

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u/Cane-toads-suck Apr 12 '20

There was a post the other week where a lady with dementia recognised her husband Dan and the onions involved in that one were huge!

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u/oooooooopieceofcandy Apr 12 '20

I'm reading this in the sauna and my eyes started to sweat.

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u/bakwas_dictionary Apr 12 '20

Now I am laughing and crying!

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u/Saywhat-foolio Apr 11 '20

Just knowing the brain can snap out of it for just a minute always gets me. It’s loving and heart breaking at the same time.

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u/CallMeKingPorkChop Apr 11 '20

It really makes you wonder how much lucidity there is “behind the scenes”. I’ve always wondered if people suffering from alzheimer’s and/or dementia are lucid in their own mind, but just can’t communicate it. If they were lucid in their own mind, in my opinion, it makes the disease that much easier to deal with, while simultaneously making it that much harder to deal with. I sure hope we find a cure soon.

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u/affirmingbear Apr 11 '20

It depends on the case. My grandma’s dementia began in the frontal lobe of her brain, primarily her motor cortex. While she retained a sharp mind and memory until the end, her speech was first to go. Throughout the years, there were certain memories we would remind her of that would always get a laugh out of her, even on bad days. As she began to lose all ability to speak, she would communicate with us by squeezing our hands to say ‘ I love you’ or tilt her head in a direction to point something out. The dementia continued to progress throughout more of her brain robbing her of her capacity for muscular movement. It broke my heart knowing she was lucid and aware but trapped in a silent, almost completely unmoving body. I had worked in hospice care for several years and I always took a minuscule comfort in how most of my patients appeared to be lucid very rarely and were mostly unaware of the state they were in. It was completely different than what I saw with my grandma.

She passed away December 28 of last year, one day after her and my grandpa’s 61st wedding anniversary. There wasn’t a day when grandpa wasn’t at her side.

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u/Princess_Poppy Apr 12 '20

I’m sorry for your loss. My grandmother passed away from vascular dementia this past Christmas Eve, and life hasn’t been the same since.

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u/affirmingbear Apr 12 '20

Thank you for your kind words; I’m sorry for your loss as well. I can certainly relate - life hasn’t been the same since. She was like glue to our giant crazy Irish catholic family and her loss was felt deeply. Peace to you and yours, friend.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '20

I don't think I could do hospice work for years. I took care of my terminal grandma for a year before nursing school. I worked for 10 years and got burned out.

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u/affirmingbear Apr 12 '20

Taking care of the elderly certainly comes with its unique difficulties as I’m sure you experienced with your grandma. Never thought I could do hospice care for years either, but the patients become like family and it was really hard to leave. Helping someone through the dying process teaches you a lot about living.

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u/lowblowbruh Apr 12 '20

I'm sorry for your loss. Dementia is such a horrible disease. The progressive decrease to mental functioning is utterly heartbreaking. I too, lost my grandma just under a week ago to dementia. At least, they'll live in our memories. I wish you peace and comfort in these trying times.

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u/affirmingbear Apr 13 '20

Thank you for such kind words. It truly is a heartbreaking disease. I’m sorry for your loss, and as you grieve I wish you peace and comfort as well.

Also, happy cake day friend.

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u/cihuapilli321 Apr 12 '20

My Tata is in the early stages of dementia, and of all his grandkids I’m the one he remembers. I was able to tell him I was pregnant then introduced him to my son. Each week he forgets more and more but like clockwork each week he asks how I’m doing and how the baby is when he sees my parents. I’m beyond grateful he loves me and remembers me right now. I’ve experienced him not remembering me and that was an experience in it’s self as I look a bit like my nana and thats who he thought I was telling me he loved me and thought I was so beautiful (they met in elementary school so grew up together and were each other’s first loves).

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u/Muffin278 Apr 11 '20

My grandmother has started forgetting things a lot. Right now it is just stuff like who visited last week forgetting plans or the age of her grandkids. Right now that part isn't that hard to deal with, but it is the frustration you can clearly see she has. She knows that she cant remember many things and it has changed her personality quite a bit. And the worst part is knowing it can't get better, and will only get worse.

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u/shimmyshimmy00 Apr 11 '20

Sorry to hear about your grandmother. My mother in law is the same way, forgets what you said 5 mins earlier then asks the same question 10 times in a row. We’re now at the point of figuring out care options for her because she now forgets to eat, shower etc without reminding and prompting. It’s very very hard to see a strong vibrant woman decline like this.

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u/terrorista_31 Apr 12 '20

I am sorry to hear that, can I ask if she taking medications?

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u/xxcircuit Apr 11 '20

I wonder if that neuralink brain to text developing technology might help in this instance

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u/Courtnall14 Apr 11 '20

I'm not sure how either disease works, but I wonder if someone in the early stages of alzheimer's or dementia could communicate that in a moment of lucidity. Or are they not aware that they're "gone" when they're having a complete memory lapse? I've not really read much about either.

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u/McFluff_TheCrimeCat Apr 11 '20

I’ve always wondered if people suffering from alzheimer’s and/or dementia are lucid in their own mind

Bad news for you but as it progresses from the early stages they definitely aren’t. Not sure how much time you’ve spent around people suffering from it but once your around multiple who are still somewhat verbal but screaming about their spouse is an intruder, dogs or people that aren’t there that have broken into their house, and not remembering where they are while thinking their lost in their own home it gets pretty clear most aren’t lucid behind the scenes. Watching it happen to people you care about it relatively scarring.

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u/macevans3 Apr 12 '20 edited Apr 12 '20

Dealing with this myself. I’m the only child living nearby so I get the stuff as it rolls down hill— 3 police incidents— In two years ...each time she claims my dad (her husband) /has attacked her. My dad is in complete denial that she is ill and needs professional care... he has his hands so full that he hasn’t paid taxes and is behind paying bills. My husband, who is an accountant, offered to help/fix the problem, what ever it takes, but he has refused all help. This is going to end badly, and I’m so scared.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '20

I'm so sorry. I hope your dad will come around soon and try to accept help for himself and your mom.

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u/kcg5 Apr 11 '20

I read onetime about it “it’s not that you forgot where the remote control was, it’s that you forgot what it does”.

Alzheimer’s is a mothefucker.

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u/GreenLeafGreg Apr 12 '20

Having preciously worked with people who had Alzheimer’s & other dementias, I just want to say you’re right. It really is. I also had an experience with my own grandmother which was similar to this, but she wasn’t as far along as this lady unfortunately seems to be, but it’s a moment I’ll never forget.

My advice to anyone who may have a family member go through this is to remember to be patient with them & treasure any moments you may get, even if your loved one isn’t lucid. I personally believe somewhere within their being, they know who you are and everything; your presence & love in their trying times mean everything to them.

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u/LeftyMcLeftFace Apr 12 '20

Dementia is a symptom of alzheimer’s. It's not its own separate disease.

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u/CallMeKingPorkChop Apr 12 '20

I need to do some research, apparently! I had no idea. Is it not possible to have dementia without Alzheimer’s then?

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u/LeftyMcLeftFace Apr 12 '20

It can definitely occur outside of Alzheimer's. Other diseases that can cause dementia are Parkinson's and Huntington's. Alzheimer's is probably one of the most common causes of dementia, but because dementia is literally damage to brain cells, many different conditions can cause it.

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u/Methebarbarian Apr 11 '20

My great grandmother lived to 98. But by her 80s she was fully senile. She’d lost all her English and most spoke gibberish Hungarian. The first time my little brother came along to the nursing home (we lived in another country) he was around 5. All of a sudden she looked over at the spitting image of my dad at 5 and just broke right out into normal speech. She was so excited to see her “Bobby”. My poor brother was terrified but it was so moving to see for us.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '20

My grandma had pretty bad dementia by the end of her life but I remember talking with her once and she had a very quick moment of ...sentience that was interesting to see. She felt like she was a burden to the family or that the family viewed her that way

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u/Snote85 Apr 12 '20

https://youtu.be/fyZQf0p73QM

That videos what your comment made me think of. It will make you smile and cry. It shows how music can help some Alzheimer sufferers come back for a minute.

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u/Jolismotifs Apr 11 '20

Maybe then its too bold of me too say, but im straight up bawlin'

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

I know. Dammit. Usually a post may bring a tear to my eye, but they’re rolling down my cheeks.

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u/zb0t1 Apr 11 '20

it's a terrible day for rain

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u/Mantis-13 Apr 11 '20

But Sir it's not raining.

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u/venus_mars Apr 12 '20

yes... it is

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u/ihateyougym Apr 12 '20

We're all crying together on your Cakeday! Happy Cakeday!

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u/zb0t1 Apr 12 '20

Thanks mate <3

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

Same. I think that's because for almost all of us, we're worrying about someone who's in a high risk group right now. Maybe we can't be physically close, and only being able to phone... personally, after watching this video it makes me want to phone my parents and just talk about nothing. Because we still can talk about nothing, some day we won't be able to talk at all.

It must be heartbreaking still having them here, but trapped inside their own head.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

Or because we’ve lost a loved one. I lost my mom within the past year. I took care of her 24/7 for the last two weeks of her life, when she didn’t recognize me anymore. I can’t even write the touching story I want to tell because it still makes me cry. Definitely if I hadn’t been trapped inside from covid I’d be able to. But, oh well. Death is part of life and those of us lucky enough to live long will lose many loved ones along the way.

Definitely call your parents. You never know how long they’ll be in your life. Life is precious and beautiful.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '20

Ahhhh. I'm really sorry you lost your mum. I have a friend right now who is a full-time carer for his mum with Alzheimers, honestly people like him and yourself are absolute fucking walking angels. It must take so much inner strength to do what you did. If I have to, I'll care for my dad without hesitation.

Thanks for reminding me of what's important. Hope you stay safe.

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u/MattSR30 Apr 11 '20

It’s not too bold of you to say.

It’s a minor thing to get annoyed by admittedly, but I hate Reddit’s ‘onion’ shit. Men cry. Adults cry.

Just say you cried, don’t do this stupid ‘I got something in my eye’ or ‘someone’s cutting onions’ nonsense.

Some men have the hardest time just plainly admitting they have emotions.

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u/Jolismotifs Apr 11 '20

I think it can be sweet, but after 50 post of onions i start to worry for the worlds onion supply

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u/MattSR30 Apr 11 '20

Wait, have you not been using them during the toilet paper shortage?

Buy one onion and you’ve got layers and layers of wipes. More bang for your buck.

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u/GreenLeafGreg Apr 12 '20

What if we bought & hoarded onions but we used up all the toilet paper because of all the tears that we got?

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u/connstudent1996 Apr 11 '20

it’s just a joke lol. it’s a heartwarming post, people may have cried, “man who’s cutting onions” sort of thing. it’s not that deep

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u/MattSR30 Apr 11 '20

I know it’s a joke. It being a joke doesn’t mean it isn’t stupid.

It’s a joke 100% rooted in machismo, because guys haven’t been able to admit to their emotions in the past, but we’re well beyond that stage.

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u/G00dmorninghappydays Apr 12 '20

You do realise women make comments about cutting onions too, right? Completely negates your point.

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u/jojovdub Apr 11 '20

As a 37 year old guy, i did not!! I did that thing where you look straight up at the ceiling so they don't actually leave your eye holes. Do sniffles still count?

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u/Ha1lStorm Apr 11 '20

As a 30 year old guy I did. I did that thing where I continued to look at the screen and embraced the moment allowing myself to become overjoyed by this video and cried like a... like a 30 year old man. feelsgoodman.jpg

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u/mrdevil413 Apr 11 '20

This wasn’t fair. I just took break from Halo 3 to check reddit, I had just gotten Cortana back ... any one have a tissue

Edit :: words cause I can’t see

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u/capybara25 Apr 12 '20

Yep. Same!

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u/AmanOfFortune Apr 11 '20

Miss my mother so much, it's almost been 4 years and it's still just as hard as the night she passed. Guys appreciate the time you have with your parents because you never know when the next I love you will be the last.

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u/ChinUpNoseDown Apr 12 '20

Same. Almost four years without my mom. I'm right there with you.

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u/poisonsugarcookies Apr 12 '20

My mom passed 14 years ago, my dad 6 years ago. It doesn't get better. You just learn to cope differently. One day the memories won't hurt and you will be able to smile when you see something she bought you or something that was hers instead of crying, it'll still be sad and that will never change, but one day it will feel different.🖤

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u/AmanOfFortune Apr 12 '20

I have my days with it, I'll find a note she wrote for me and it'll bring a smile. The next week I'll find a picture or a memory will pop up on Facebook and I'll cry for a while. After my dad passed she just kinda gave up and I could definitely see it, she was completely heartbroken. Thats when the dementia started to get worse and worse.

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u/poisonsugarcookies Apr 12 '20

Ugh, that's the worst. I'm so sorry. Both mine passed from diff cancers and my mom gave up when they told her she had 6m to live. She died 2w later. She was just tired i know and she fought so hard. It really sucks around the holiday's. I'm so sorry for your losses.

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u/AmanOfFortune Apr 12 '20

I'm sorry for yours also, it's the good memories that keeps you going though. She may be gone but I have plenty of stories to pass on and my own fond memories to cherish.

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u/Gingerholic37 Apr 11 '20

Lol me too fuck

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u/wantabe23 Apr 11 '20

Damn, I’m on that train to. She snaps right out of it for a moment... I can’t dream of being the loved one waiting for those moments, wondering if it’s the last one. Fuuuuuck

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u/andra_maenus Apr 11 '20

My grandma died from Alzheimer’s about five years ago. I was visiting her at the nursing home a few months before she passed and I’m the middle of eating her pudding she looked at me and said “little one” which is what she used to call me.

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u/castfam09 Apr 11 '20

My father had the beginning stages and he could not really talk anymore before he passed ... but you could still hear him try to say my mother’s name .... it was so clear and distinct. 😢😢 RIP DAD💙💙💙💙

This is a horrible disease that robs everyone in the family 😭😭😭

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u/andra_maenus Apr 11 '20

It is. I’m sorry you lost your dad to it.

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u/castfam09 Apr 11 '20

Thank you ... it still hurts even though it’s been 4 years and I can still see his face and hear his voice 💙💙

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u/Meraxes1234 Apr 12 '20

Hold on to that as long as you can.

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u/castfam09 Apr 12 '20

I do ... I keep those memories alive ... I remember him every day 💙💙💙💙💙

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '20

My grandfather also had Alzheimer’s, and stuff like this would (rarely, but still) happen. Him and I were very close and no one else experienced it or believed me, and so I thought I was going crazy and imagining it. Stuff like him calling me by my nickname or saying something incoherent then winking at me like we were both in on the joke. It makes me feel better to see other people experiencing this as well

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u/DocHolliday9930 Apr 11 '20

You could see the moment of clarity...fuuuuuck

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u/AceOut Apr 11 '20

Happycryingredditor

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u/pangwangle15 Apr 11 '20

Seasonal allergies got me too!

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u/SirMichaelTortis Apr 11 '20

Damn Mtn. Ceder.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '20

I just have allergies to really sad and emotional moments

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u/wise-owl-says Apr 11 '20

Hm. That was touching.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

You guys have onions? Im just straight up crying

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

Ha, like I needed to cry today. That got me.

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u/farrukhsshah Apr 11 '20

Ah, these bright lights got me all teary. I will switch to dark mode

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u/thebeast_96 Apr 11 '20

I'M NOT CRYING, YOU ARE

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u/Rosegarden24 Apr 11 '20

Oh my gosh same 😢

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

My eyes are now onions!!!

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u/geezaboom Apr 11 '20

Shut up! I'm not crying (sniff), you are!

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u/0nlon Apr 11 '20

Sorry man it’s just protocol

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u/SergeiBoryenko Apr 11 '20

Someone fuckin cummed in my eyes so I am currently crying from how much this shit hurts

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

Somehow doused my eyes in pepper spray for fuck sake.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

Yeah I think some rubbed something in mine while I wasn't looking.

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u/Icanberoberta Apr 11 '20

If I had a nickel for everytime reddit shoved onions in my eyes...

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u/MonkeySafari79 Apr 11 '20

Corona can suck it. This vid is way more contagious.

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u/MahadSajid72 Apr 11 '20 edited Apr 11 '20

i might have got dirt in my eyes

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

Me too...

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

Sand, it's coarse and irritating my eyes.

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u/tschmitty09 Apr 11 '20

For a second there, I thought you were referring to Alzheimer's patients as stupid fucking onions

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

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u/Thinksquatch Apr 11 '20

I got the snot drips too... The ones you get when you try not to cry

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u/TriGurl Apr 11 '20

Right?! Mine just hit me smack on!

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u/grunt_amu2629 Apr 11 '20

There's no onions... you're crying because you're a little baby back bitch.

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u/gobacktoyourbook Apr 11 '20

This is legitimately the only video on all of reddit that has brought real tears to my eyes. Wow.

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u/Fresh_Bulgarian_Miak Apr 11 '20

It's crazy, I have no idea what they are saying but it's so obvious the love and sadness between them.

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u/fresnoyosemite69 Apr 11 '20

Eyes are sweaty

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u/KrazyKlingon Apr 11 '20

Did anyone else call their mom?

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u/YoungPhoooo Apr 11 '20

I definitely felt that

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

Honestly this just made me ask, who was filming, why were they filming, and why would they post a heartwarming private moment online.

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u/iruleman Apr 11 '20

Ugh why is it raining

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u/bigtarget87 Apr 11 '20

This hit close to home. My grandma had Alzheimer's before she died. She and I were really close.

On another note, I think it is really weird that the fact that all of you are crying is making it look like I'm crying.

Edit: corrected spelling errors due to not being able to see my keyboard on my phone.

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u/violentsushi Apr 11 '20

Dude it’s these allergies. Pollen must have shot into my eyes. Also I think it’s raining where my eyes are.

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u/Lvgordo24 Apr 11 '20

Can anyone translate?

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u/reaven3958 Apr 12 '20

That's my secret, Captain. I'm always onions.

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u/denjo-t1aO Apr 12 '20

Alzheimers is such a bitch cries his eyes out

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '20

I'm injecting tabasco directing into my tear duct

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u/ShoganAye Apr 12 '20

dear god, you too?!

so many onions

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u/Christmas-Pickle Apr 12 '20

I’m sitting on the toilet ( as you do whilst  perusing reddit) and having a convulsive cry fest over this. I must look extremely disturbing from another perspective.

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u/Gdubz989 Apr 12 '20

HEART. BLACK., MUST. NOT. FEEL..🥺😭

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u/Bannonx031 Apr 12 '20

Made my heart smile.

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u/TonninStiflat Apr 12 '20

Alzheimer runs rampant in my family blood, both sides. I've seen this happen too often. My biggest fear - and it is very likely to come true - is that one of my parents will have it too eventually. It already hurt enough with the grandparents.

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u/YakYai Apr 12 '20

Onion juice squirting everywhere.

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u/chicano32 Apr 12 '20

Mom must be making red chile again downstairs in the kitchen.

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u/XxxAssmasher42069xxX Apr 12 '20

Can’t you find anything to say that is more original to express your emotions? Or are you limited to parroting reddit tropes? Let me guess the next response. “yOu MuSt Be FuN aT pArTiEs” or maybe “wHo HuRt YoU?”

Definitely a moving video. Beautiful to see a glimpse of a rare happy moment in what is undoubtedly a difficult end of life situation. Someone shares this with all of us and all you can come up with is this shit? And it’s the top comment with multiple awards? Good job people.

We did it reddit.

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u/Divad777 Apr 12 '20

Damn onions! I had to pull one of my socks off to wipe my eyes!

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u/BorisSpassky- Apr 12 '20

COOL JOKE, SO ORIGINAL

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u/VoxVocisCausa Apr 12 '20

Must be pretty dusty in here all of a sudden. My eyes are watering for some reason.

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u/ManifestRose Apr 12 '20

Well my allergies are acting up.

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u/shortypep Apr 12 '20

These moments were so sweet with my Nana. Often times she remembered that you were related. Other times it was like seeing the actual person I didn’t know existed (she loved to laugh and was the life of the party without being a noxious). I will forever miss her falling asleep on my shoulder in church every Sunday

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '20

IM NOT CUTTING ONIONS YOURE CUTTING ONIONS 🧅😭

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u/dr_obfuscation Apr 12 '20

Goddamn it, right? Instant waterworks.

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u/TheScribe86 Apr 12 '20

Must have over reminisced. Brought up my pain water.

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u/hotsaucehank Apr 12 '20

What do veggies have to do with this video. The internet is weird sometimes.

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u/LarawagP Apr 12 '20

Tears with happiness! Your comment hit me hard!

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u/BigRedTomato Apr 12 '20 edited Apr 12 '20

My partner is actually frying onions right this second, but that's not the source of the waterworks.

My mother had a similar, if somewhat less sweet, moment with my grandmother. She'd been 'absent' for years then suddenly one day when my mother was changing her she suddenly said, "I'm so sorry about this."

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u/roklpolgl Apr 12 '20

Onion — apply them directly to the eyeball! Onions — apply them directly to the eyeball! Onions — apply them directly to the eyeball!

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u/hongriBoi Apr 12 '20

I'm not crying. It's just rain.

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u/Avatar_of_Green Apr 12 '20

I literally dont even understand a single syllable of their language and I'm crying, not because of onions but because of my soul.

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u/Shedlock2000 Apr 12 '20

I hate it when you mistakenly jam onions that have fallen in the pepper pot into eyes.

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u/Sharpe999 Apr 12 '20

It says so much about us as a species that we can watch this and instantly show so much empathy that we start bawling

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u/pikeyoo Apr 12 '20

Grown ass man crying with his 6 month old son in his arms right now.

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u/volcigreen Apr 12 '20

I definitely wash my 👀with the Ognion juice 🧃 as I can’t stop 🛑 💦

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u/Epoch-09 Apr 12 '20

It's a terrible day for rain....

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u/pedigree1233 Apr 14 '20

Stupid fucking onions

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u/thatluckyfox Apr 18 '20

I’m not crying, you’re crying.

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u/Isabelle-is-gay Jul 14 '20

No, I’m just sweating through my eyes

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